Vabbing is the act of a woman touching herself downstairs and ‘dabbing’ her lady elixir behind her ears, then continuing to go along with her day as normal. Vagina + dabbing... genius!!
I can see it now, he's nuzzling her neck, and says, "My Dear, you smell like a brothel."
She replies gratefully and with pride, "Thank you, my Love". :)
Delicate Dabbing?
With me, you're gonna need...a snorkel. :)
Ever notice when a conservative government gets into political trouble, they start railing against porn (or start and lose a war) to distract the media and voters from whatever problems they're having? So, Boris is about to get booted out for...the drunken parties during Covid, the whole Brexit flop, all his "women" trouble, his gangs of kids and the lies so...default to Conservative Politics 101, pretend you have "morals" and go after porn so conservative voters will hopefully forget what a fuckup your administration is. As far as the "age check" thing, it won't work, can't work, it's never worked, it never will, plus the danger to kids health and well being is not porn, the danger is...conservative goverments. :)
Nothing new here, just another "GOP Christian" spreading fear and hate. It's what they do. Actually, for the last 40 years, its the only thing they do (besides, you know, railing against porn and starting and losing wars). :)
The bill orders that schools "may not encourage classroom discussion about sexual orientation or gender identity" in primary schools "or in a manner that is not age-appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students." The bill does not offer definitions on what would be appropriate.
Oh, I forgot, GOP Politicians rail against porn, start and lose wars and...rail against gay people. :)
In China, the Mosuo families are matrilineal and trace their lineage through the female side of the family. Occasionally, in fact, they may not know who the father of a child is. Children belong to and reside within their mother's household and have access to its land and resources. The matriarch (Ah mi, or elder female, in Chinese) is the head of the house. The Ah mi has absolute power; she decides the fate of all those living under her roof. Mosuo women are responsible for much of the work done around the house and financial decisions and also manage the money and jobs of each family member. When the Ah mi wishes to pass her duties on to the next generation, she will give this female successor the keys to the household storage, signifying the passing on of property rights and responsibility.
Statue of Hermaphroditus. Roman (200-300CE).
Currently housed in the Louvre Museum.
Craig Shubert, the mayor of Hudson, Ohio, spoke out about the dangers of ice fishing at a city council meeting on Tuesday night. Specifically, how if you allow ice fishing in Hudson Springs Park this winter, then next year someone will expect to bring an ice shanty out on the lake. And from there? Well... "And if you then allow ice fishing with shanties then that leads to another problem: prostitution. And now you've got the police chief and the police department involved.
Because, you know...he's Republican, and Republican politicians are...fucking stupid. :)
I really wish the religious freaks would just...go do their freaky religious rituals and leave "normal" people alone. :)
His dumbass Christian Taliban Tweet.
Adidas Reply to His Dumbass Christian Taliban Tweet.
Boys and their Toys. 😒
Why I like cuckoldry.
Flouting social conventions. After a gazillion years of being chattel, of being owned, of being controlled, being dominated, there is an extra special thrill in doing the opposite of what we are/were told. Ego, having two (or more) men vying for your attention, while being the focal point of their attention, it's an ego boost. Pleasure. Same as above, having more than one tongue, one cock and two hands with skilled fingers at your beck and call is a win/win. Being a sexual sadist. The psychological domination, the humiliation of one that is trying so hard to please, it kicks off that sadistic "charge" that dwells within some of us, adding one more level of "spiciness" to the whole torrid affair. It's a power trip, with the added benefit of sexual pleasure. Obviously there are a myriad of other reasons, but these are a few. :)
Am I the only one who imagined a guy in waders and the rest of it drilling a hole in the ice, only for a prostitute to climb out in a wetsuit and snorkel? No less realistic than the actual "threat."
ReplyDeleteArctic Slutty Mermaids? It could happen... :)
DeleteIt's Ohio....the entire state has elected idiots....or wants to elect idiots. The GOP candidates for Senate sound like they came from a cookie cutter.....overthrow China, build the wall, cut taxes, make English the official language.....and on and on and on.
ReplyDeleteThat GOP cookie cutter mentality...not just from Ohio. I have not heard an original thought from any GOP candidate in about...30 years or so. :)
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