Monday, March 23, 2020

Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery.


Necessity is the mother of all innovation.  
Apparently so is...proximity to tits and ass. :)



 

Got beer? 

                                 

Sexual Female Domination explained...in Plastic.

Woman...on Top. :)

 

Custom made apron.
Family barbecue time?  
Or just the wife and some girlfriends...:)



Sunday, March 22, 2020

Coronavirus' death rate found to be lower than World Health Organization estimates:

 Very early into this, but a bit of hopeful news.  


The average death rate among patients under 30 was 0.3%, rising to 0.5% for those between 30 and 59, and 2.6% for people aged 60 or above.  
Overall, they calculated the fatality rate to be 1.4%.


Saturday, March 21, 2020

Porn Watching Increases As Millions Self-Quarantine.


This is a good thing. This is a very stressful time. We all know of The Health Benefits of Sex. So whether people are knocking boots, getting their freak on, masturbating, slapping off, tossing off, whatever, wherever, with whomever (as long as its safe) its a beneficial thing for our health and society, ergo a praiseworthy occupation of time and effort.  :)  

 



 

Oh sure...people *used* to make fun of "perverts" with the tight full body covering and face masks...not so much anymore right?  :)


 

There was an Attempt to Understand...our tax code. 





 

This off-grid cabin has an energy wheel to help charge the solar-powered battery. Getting a little cardio exercise in, while recharging the batteries that power the home. What a concept.  :)






 

Right now, we are all Dr. Anthony Fauci. 

 

Cops with empathy and compassion. 
Pity USA cops can't learn this. 

                                


And if all this eating keeps up, I'll be ready to start my new wrestling career because...
I'll be looking like the fat guy.   :)

                                  

 

Peaceful Puppy enjoying the wind, scenery and serenity.       
            
    





Do NOT...I repeat - Do Not look at this post!! You have been warned!!

Hey...I warned you.  :)


Thursday, March 19, 2020

New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge.


 

I'm like the one on the bottom right side of meme.  :)

 


Me. 
In a hurry at the supermarket.
 When I finally find the isle I was looking for.  :)