Weekend (Sheesh) Update. :)

This post sponsored by Ganja & related inhalable, flammable, intoxicating substances. :) 

Rush - A Passage To Bangkok (with Lyrics)

More than 80 church leaders express support for trans youth as law criminalizing gender-affirming care is set to take effect.

Prime Minister of Finland, Sanna Marin.

All education, rationality and class. 

Insane Republican female politicians in the USA.  :)

Republicans...the self titled party of "small government".  :)

On a serious note, abortion is currently still legal in the USA. The laws regulating it already varied from state to state, but nothing has changed yet. I see posts from people online that indicate they think the SCOTUS leak means all abortion is off the table, right now, in all states, in perpetuity...which is not correct. People also need to keep in mind it's just a draft at this point. It is possible that the sane members of SCOTUS might make it so nothing changes. And it's likely that states that do allow it, will enact legislation to keep it legal, as the SCOTUS determination, if it passes, only means it's a states rights issue, and not something federally protected. Plus Congress can/might pass a law allowing it, circumventing anything SCOTUS does, or can do. There are a myriad of things that could happen...it seems like so many people have a defeatist attitude and have accepted it as a foregone conclusion.

Just to reiterate, one or two members of SCOTUS might change their votes. As for the states, some might allow it, some will not, but some that claim they will not, might have a change of heart. It's one thing for the pompous jackasses to spew talking points and soundbites when it is law, to appeal to their voters, it's quite another thing when it comes down to the state level, and wives, daughters, mothers and sisters are putting pressure on the mostly old white guys that run the majority of state legislatures. We have a couple months to make our voices heard, and then about a half a year to make our voices heard again, meaning prior to and during the midterm elections where control of congress usually switches sides. Giving in, giving up, is defeatism, people should not do that. 

The archaic, near antediluvian flawed legal concept that fundamentalist Christian fruitcake Alito is using, could mean a reversal on gay rights and gay marriage, interracial sex, sodomy laws and many other examples. This is where the hope is over the next couple of months, one or more of the other conservative judges will see the potential negatives and unconstitutionality of it, across the board, and realize it could mean endless chaos, crime, civil strife and even civil war, and it means SCOTUS would become irrelevant. Polls show 60% to 75% of Americans support choice. Having a few theocrats wanna-be's on the Supreme Court create a new legal framework which could undo nearly 250 years of civil rights, and 50 years of womens choice, is not going to work, the US is not Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan.

There are already news articles and bills being proposed to cut Plan B, and even birth control. People, often in the gay community, sort of mock heterosexuals with the term "breeders", but for the truly insane religious nutcases that espouse the "breeder" concept, that means they want to "breed", as in reproduce, as in fecundity, you know, philoprogenitive results of coitus, so they prefer neither condoms nor abortions, and these crazy fucks think the bible tells them this should be law. Don't believe me? Just ask the Vatican.  :)

Just a few "unrelated" images to the above post...

Hardcore religious fundamentalist Christians. 

Hardcore religious fundamentalist Muslims.

 

I'd never make it as a Professional Dominatrix...

It's a wardrobe thing... :) 

In the off chance someone doesn't get the following meme...

"Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round."  ~ Queen

Off topic question, how often do you wash and wax your car?

Mine's looking a little...rough around the edges.  :) 

 

18 year old Mike Tyson's 20 inch neck. 

We now interrupt this blog post to insert a photo of a very happy and pleasant frog.  :)

Gucci's $490 swimsuit that is not suitable for swimming.

We now pause for a word from "The Killers" about..."Runaways".  :)

Your Tango: There Are Chairs That Make Giving Oral Sex To A Woman Even Easier.

From their article: In case you're looking for a design that's a little more specific than what's offered, companies like Fetish Furniture Factory will also offer you the "design and building instructions" so that you can customize your chair with all the kink you desire.

"Face sitting can be wonderful but muscle fatigue, leg cramps, backaches and reduced circulation can often mean you don't fully relax and enjoy the experience. If you won't be fully satisfied....what's the point? You should be lounging in comfort ... while receiving oral service." ~ Vanessa Chaland 

You know what's odd...I don't even really remember making this particular Queening chair. 

I guess that happens when you've made 1000s.  :)

And now...a nonsensical incoherent Trump Ramble. Keep in mind...74,222,958 confused souls voted for this buffoonish cowardly, traitorous, whiny little bitch.  :) 

Trump Spends 5 Excruciating Minutes Wandering Corridors of His Mind.

Trump said: “And once and for all, Joe Biden should put the question to rest — I don’t think we really need to know the answer because we already do — by taking a cognitive test and releasing the results for the entire world to see. Just like I did.” “I did it! I got tired of these fake stories from these fake reporters. Then I took the test. And Ronnie Jackson, Doc Ronnie, right? He’s Doc Ronnie, he’s Admiral Ronnie, and he’s now Congressman Ronnie from Texas. He’s a great man. And he was the doctor of Bush and Obama, younger Bush, who got us into the Middle East. He did a great job, didn’t he? One of the worst presidents in our history, whether you like him or not, whether you like a Republican or not. He got us into the Middle East. He should be ashamed of himself for what he did. And he never got us out. And neither did Obama get us out. But I got you out. With the support of all of these patriots, and he should take the test. And by the way, everybody running for president should be forced to take this test. You see that now,” said Trump. “And I started by saying our country’s at the most dangerous point in history. That’s so true. And we have people, some of them maybe don’t care? Others don’t get it. They’re not into the world of deals or psychology or dealing with other people. But this is the most dangerous. And, you know, now they’re all bragging about what they did. Let Ukraine take the credit. But you gotta get out. They gotta make a deal. Gotta make a deal. Russia’s gonna make a deal. They would make a deal. Ukraine should make a deal. There’s not a lot left, though. You know, the, the time to do it was at the beginning before it started. It would have never happened. Even if they didn’t make a deal, it would have never happened. I spoke to Putin about it a lot, and I told him what would happen if it did. And he understood that. And we never had, you know, a lot of people they say, actually a lot of the radical left say, we agree that if Trump were president that would not have happened. That’s just such a horrible thing. But they knew that it was not something that was going to. And the fact is, for four years, it didn’t happen. So never even thought about – nor did Taiwan happen with President Xi of China. That didn’t happen. With the support of all the patriots here tonight, we saved our country once and together we will save our country again”. 

Texas has declared open season on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube with censorship law.  

 

Philadelphia Inquirer Editorial Board Says GOP Candidates Are Too Nuts to Endorse. 

Pennsylvania will be holding primaries for governor and senator, but The Philadelphia Inquirer won’t be endorsing Republicans this year because the paper says none are “operating in the same reality.”

Meanwhile on Facebook...

 

 

Texas...this weekend. 

After six power plants go offline amid heat wave, ERCOT asks Texans to conserve energy use.

 

North Korea at night.

Notice, both North Korea and Texas...are run by dumbfucks. 

 

If straight guys doing gay porn for money is called "Gay for Pay"...

Woudn't an actress doing the same thing be called a "Thespian Lesbian"?  :)

I hope you appreciate and enjoy my posts. I feel a decently written post should include snark, sarcasm, proper eloquence, backed up with substance, attitude, expletives, and either nudity or Disco pants. And now, back to my...Ganja & related inhalable, flammable, intoxicating substances. The End.  :)

America needs a Sex Party. :)

                                                        Not that, you freaks.  :)

Not "sex party" as in an orgy, while that's fine, that's not what this post is about. 

America (and other nations) need "Sex Parties" from a political standpoint. By that, I just mean, sex positive candidates, agendas, elected officials and platforms to represent people that are not afraid to admit we...like sex. I mean, without sex, none of us, not a single one of us, would be here. Humanity would not exist. So, what's the big deal? I've never understood this sex guilt and shame thing, never have, never will. With the exception of a very small, a tiny, tiny, miniscule percent of people that are asexual, we all like sex, so why the hell do the majority of people pretend otherwise?

Some nations have, or have tried, to have national political sex parties, to varying degrees of success. Some people, male and female, that worked or work in the so called "sex industry" have run for political office, some of them labeled the infamous title..."Porn Stars". And of course, they are persecuted, mocked, harassed and belittled for engaging in acts that...everyone else does. So they do a little "Waka-Waka-Boom-Boom" on camera, so what?  

(Side topic, why do some people watch porn...while having sex? It makes no sense. Porn is, or should be, a "replacement" for those times when a living, breathing, panting, heaving, humping, sentinent being is not around or available. Watching porn while fucking, is like watching a bunch of commercials about steak, while eating steak. It's like watching a movie on your phone about running, while running. It's a distraction, making whomever is watching, focus on second best, while ignoring the person they're having sex with. I don't get it.) 

I'd much rather vote for honest people, people that freely state they like sex, than all these fucking hypocrites that clutch their pearls in public and in church, and then run off to the brothel, the glory hole, or the Pro-Domme. Those that scurry home from church or some conservative fundraiser, to wank while watching wankable wenches with wet wombs get railed by dudes with turgid cocks, dicking those wanton wombs, pumping and pistoning their penises, pounding in and out of well primed pussies, plunging and plundering, slamming and jamming the nether regions of well lubricated, luscious, lascivious, lovely lasses with well toned and fuckable asses...(fucking stop it Vanessa, just shut the fuck up, lol.)  :) 

 Porn Star and Italian Parliamentarian Ilona Staller (Stage name Cicciolina). 

Illona Staller founded the Democracy, Nature and Love Party (DNA). Its objectives included the legalization of same-sex marriage, the reopening of former brothels, a guaranteed minimum wage for young people, improvements to the judiciary, and the elimination of the privileges of the rich political "caste". 

New Mexico Lawmaker Criticized for Past Appearances in Gay Porn.

New Mexico candidate addresses his work in '80s gay porn films. 

Porn stars turned politicians. 

 

The Sex Party: Political party based in British Columbia, Canada

Australian Sex Party

Good or bad, right or wrong, money equals power. So, how much money is spent on the "sex industry"? No way to know for sure as...who can define what the sex industry even is. Porn, sure. Strippers. Yeah. What about flowers, cards and chocolates for Valentines Day? Does that count? How about people spending extra money on a particular type of bed, with the express intent of that extra money to ensure getting a bed that will first and foremost...be good for sex. You no doubt see what I mean, there is no end to services, products and things sold for sex appeal, (clothing, makeup) and things people do to be more attractive (gyms, plastic surgery, breast implants, penile implants) so they can....have more sex.

A few examples of some sex related industries below. Obviously these are just random Internet searches, no one, and I mean no one, knows for sure how much is spent. Plus, some of these stats are national, some global, people travel, they move, some own homes in more than one country and so on, but anyway...

OnlyFans statistics show that there are more than 170 million registered subscribers and over 1.5 million content creators around the world. OnlyFans has paid more than $2 billion to its creators so far.

There are at least 3,795 Strip Clubs businesses in the USA. I would speculate there are many, many, times that number, legal or not, registered under various names that may indicate what they are, and other names that would not. But the Strip Club industry is estimated to be worth $7.4 billion in 2022.

How many women are professional dominatrixes? 

No way to know the answer to this question. But you can be sure that globally, billions of dollars change hands between Pro-Doms, pro-subs and clients. 

According to various reports, currently, the porn industry’s net worth is about $97 billion. Every year, Hollywood releases roughly 600 movies and makes $10 billion in profit. Over the years, 13,000 films and close to $15 billion in profit. The porn industry makes more than Major League Baseball, The NFL and The NBA combined. Obviously these figures do *not* factor in the millions of people that make and sell porn on small websites, pay sites, Clips4Sale etc. 

Usage and ownership of sex toys is on the rise worldwide. The global sex toy market is expected to grow between 2019 to 2026, from approximately 27.17 billion dollars to around 52.7 billion dollars in that time period, reaching a value of 80.7 billion U.S. dollars by 2030.

The vibrator market alone is worth roughly $2.5 billion globally, with some 60 million sex toys sold every year.

Total Prostitution Revenue Worldwide: $186 Billion. Not sure how or where someone came up with this estimate. I mean, hookers do not report on their income tax forms they are a "prostitute". The majority don't even pay taxes on those transactions...so the number listed could be multipled by 2...or by 200. 

A quick calculation of the numbers stated above total about 375 billion. And that is guaranteed to be a massive underestimation.

On top of that, condoms, being the most widely used contraceptive product globally, had sales of more than 35 billion units in 2020.

And according to Verified Market Research, the Global Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Market size was valued at USD 3629 Million in 2020.

So, we're talking trillions of dollars here. That level of economic power would be enough, if people just spoke up and out, to tell the frigid politicians...to shut the fuck up.  :) 

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"Strict Julie" might not be a fan of my politics, but she sure was a fan of my...everything else. :) 

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Who da man?

He is.

He...da man.  :) 

YouTube Increasing Censorship on "Nudity"...

 

 

This is bizarre. The e-mail below popped up in my box last night. It alludes to an "appeal" request I supposedly submitted over their marking the video above as "adult". The thing is, I don't even recall submitting an appeal, but may have, and if I did, it would have been years ago (good job on the timely reply YouTube, lol). It says I loaded the video in 2017, so about 5 years ago. I pay no attention to my so called YouTube channel, as you can tell, ergo why there are such paltry numbers of views.  :)  

Here's the thing, should anyone care to watch it, what are they opposed to? There is no booty sex, there is no booty. In fact the one photo of my backside, I'm wearing panties, and I put my URL and my name across the top of my butt, to "block" anything salacious. The video is static photos of...furniture. That's it. 

Any live video of the beach, swimming, track, the Olympics, dancers, you name it, has hot chicks in thongs...so by comparison, my little video is G-Rated. For example, I searched track chicks butts on YouTube and got this: 

Volleball? 

Bikini Chick Butts? 

Fitness Chicks Butts? 

Big Booty Butts? 

So, someone, please for the love of God...tell me what the hell YouTube is so offended by...with my G-Rated video. This world is just increasingly so, fucking, odd. I don't even really care, it just caught me off guard because it's...so stupid. Anyway, with all this talk about butts, YouTube can just kiss my...lol. :)

ZZ Top: "My Head's In Mississippi. :)

 

Because some Saturday mornings...you just really want to hear the dirty, gritty, nasty sounds of some blues, rock, bass and drums...while dancing mostly naked around the house doing some cleaning.  :) 

Reply to "Anonymous" May 5, 2022 at 5:37 AM.

AnonymousMay 5, 2022 at 5:37 AM

Thank you for your thoughtful response and clarification.....and I concur on your point about religion....most of the mores' and values in our society come from the Judeo-Christian background and teachings.....and killing is taught to be wrong...and the Christian faith encourages reaching out to others..so yes vocal opposition...and more from both sides by the radicals....and as on most subjects in our country the leaders do all the talking...while the followers sit quietly with their own thoughts....I defintiely believe this to be true in the political parties.....I believe that the leaders of both parties on the federal level do not reflect most of the "small" people throughout America....and those leaders and the media blowing things up and continually reporting on them....often without a basis for doing so, divide our country more. Most of us, black, white, brown, yellow, rich, poor, republican, independent, libertarian, democrat, are much more alike in our thinking and who we are.....than the media portrays.......we just want competent and accountable leadership.....now lacking equally on both sides. Give me the next 535 people I meet to replace all the folks in Congress and we would be much better off.

As you no doubt know, many of our mores' and values were...plagiarized from earlier ancient religions, then rebranded under the label of "Judeo-Christianity". And most of those so called mores' and values are, in my opinion, a bunch of nonsense. What I mean is, for example, there are over 2000 references in the bible to poverty, and 6 references to homosexuality. So, which would someone think might be of the greater importance to self titled Christians? Charity and poverty? Nope. Gay sex. They obsess over...gay sex. In fact, I often think most of the religious right, fundamentalists, Christian, Jewish and Muslim, and the scriptures most pay attention to, focus almost exclusively on sex, the sex lives of others, controlling the sex lives of others, denying themselves sex (celibate monks, priests etc,) and sex/sex/sex. :) 

You are correct that most elected officals don't really match the wishes of the average voter. They need the votes to get into office, but they honor, worship and cater to the lobbyists that write the really large checks that fund those campaigns. Sure, regular people make small donations, and that counts for something, on a small level, but when a POTUS election cycle costs between 4 and 5 billion, (billion) most of that is coming from large corporations and a few rich people with an agenda. 

At the same time, we, the people, ultimately hire and fire them. We hire them through elections, and we can "fire" them at the next election. They are our employees. So swapping 535 for another 535 might not matter, if they aren't held accountable once in office. Most people pay attention to the big races, get caught up in the drama, the pagentry, the hype, but then pay little to no attention to local races or bond issues, or things that *actually* have more effect on their lives than whomever the POTUS is.  

"stare decisis" can be over turned....it has more than a few times...over the course of history and more frequently in the last 50-60 years......And in essence your comment about why it would be overturned is true......and in support of that... not my words, but from an article..."For most of its history the court changed its mind only when it thought past precedent was unworkable or no longer viable, perhaps eroded by its subsequent opinions or by changing social conditions." From my vantage point there is little changed, except we have learned more about the pain a fetus can endure....and how many weeks it takes to be possible to still live.....outside the womb....not saying that should change things....

Stare decisis can and is overturned from time to time, as it should be. One of my gripes with many so called conservatives, those that claim the constitution is a "fixed" document, as opposed to a living document...have they never heard of the...Amendments? I mean, that's what an "amendment" does. It amends, alters, changes, rewrites some aspect of the constitution. The last amendment, the 27th Amendment, was in 1992, a mere 30 years ago. So my point is, Alito et al are trying to use legal concepts that are so outdated, so ancient, so out of touch, they are laughable...or should be. 

And I personally do not believe this should be a political issue...or a decision made one way or another to overturn Roe vs Wade....I would guess that the majority of Americans have no idea what the Case ruling said or why. Our media is so poor...these days....instead of informing....creating opinion...

Of course the answer is birth control...but hey we are after all human.....but there have been far fewer abortions in the country today as opposed to 20 years ago or in the 1980's at the peak.

This is a point that I wish the media would make more often. 

U.S. Abortion Rate Continues to Drop: State Abortion Restrictions Are Not the Main Driver

I would posit this means little to the anti-abortion crowd for the most part. Their agenda is not really about facts, health, numbers or reality, but rather its about making noise. If we had actual true sex education, and access to contraceptives, the numbers would drop even more. But, people need to keep in mind that many religious fundamentalists are opposed to contraception at large, and froth at the mouth over their "sweet innocent precious little darling teenagers" (most of whom lost their virginity at age 13) being taught about penises and vaginas...so that's not going to happen unless it's a federal mandate. 

Sorry Ma'am to get on my soapbox....I think we are in the same bailiwick.....this is not an issue that can be settled politically or by law.....in my mind......so just as with the mask.....saying you don't have to wear a mask doesn't mean you cannot.....saying you can have an abortion doesn't mean you have to...Thanks for providing a forum for discussion...of all kinds😊...and for allowing me to post my thoughts....I have followed you now on and off for a few years....you are quite a person..and Woman..very accomplished at many things.... impressed with your business acumen....and products....how did you ever get interested in business and these products?

Soapbox all you want. I have this blog to market the creations I make, and more so with the hopes of having interesting conversation and discussions...plus it's a good place for me to vent my rancid invective laden snark, lol. As for how I started making the things I make, I've always made clothing, bikinis, jewelry and so on, well, I'll just paste below something I wrote previously...because I'm lazy. :) 

  Several years ago I spent some time researching Queening chairs and what I mostly found was very overpriced and cheaply built furniture, so I decided to design and build my own. I wanted something that would ensure structural integrity, style, comfort, and at a more reasonable cost. When I saw that many sold online were $500 and up, and I disliked the style and quality, I was sure I could make my own in my spare time and save hundreds of dollars. 

So, a couple of my super slutty girlfriends saw what I made, they wanted one, I said sure, bring the Vodka and the supplies and we'll make a day of it. This mostly ending up a drinking party, I labeled us the "Sauced up Slutty Seamtresses" and we had a great time. Then I posted a few photos online, some people asked me to make furniture for them, and it went from there. And I would sometimes post the odd story on some forum, a few people said I should put them in book form, next thing I knew, I was the "Inebriated Authoratrix", lol, writing dozens of real life smutty books.

It has been fun, for the most part, but after a time, it became more like "work" which was not what I intended. What I mean is the price of shipping has doubled/tripled, inflation, people wanting custom orders, I get frustrated when people confuse a $5 DIY download with a $350 piece of furniture, then unload on me and leave bad reviews...things like that. So, I've sort of drawn back as, well like I said, it was mostly started for fun, I never intended it to become a big business venture or anything. I've never had employees and don't want any. No desire for that hassle or spreadsheets, accountants, or any of the normal things that go along with trying to create or run an expanding business. If it ceases to be fun and not allow me to be creative with new designs and all that...I'll just close the shops.  :) 

Tax The MotherFucking Churches! :)

                                           

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Churches and religious organizations are generally exempt from income tax and receive other favorable treatment under the tax law...provided they stick to religion, and not engage in politics. For several decades our religious fruitcakes have been increasingly ignoring this law, and using their base and buildings to advocate for political candidates, changes to laws and rules, for fundraising, and to generally try to turn the USA into...a fucking theocracy. So while laws demanding separation between chuch and state are clear...what's actually happening is: 

Lunatic religious fundamentalists conspiring to overthrow fair elections...from their churches. 

Lunatic religious fundamentalists conspiring to overturn Roe v Wade...from their churches.

Lunatic religious fundamentalists conspiring to undo gay rights, to reverse rulings on gay marriage...from their churches.

Lunatic religious fundamentalists conspiring to overturn the 1st Amendment regarding pornography...from their churches.

Lunatic religious fundamentalists conspiring to overturn Lawrence v Texas, (Sodomy Laws) that regulate the ownership and use of dildos, engaging in oral and/or anal sex, BDSM, and a plethora of other private acts that consenting adults engage in...from their churches.

Speaking of the 1st Amendment:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

The "clue" is in the first line. The first line, of the first sentence, of the first amendment. Meaning...keep your retarded bronze age fictional religious laws...out of our courtrooms, out of our schoolrooms, out of our libraries, out of our doctors offices and out of our bedrooms. 

There is a legal term known as "stare decisis". It basically means legal precedent requires existing law remain in place in the absence of new evidence. In the case of Roe v Wade, there is no new contravening evidence, meaning this reversal is based on the religious views of 5 of the Supreme Court Justices and not on anything else. 

 Behind church doors: White evangelicals are quietly fueling Trump's Big Lie. 

Behi 

Fundamental LGBTQ Rights Also Under Attack In Leaked Supreme Court Draft.

All of this with abortion and so called "Christians" got me curious about what, if anything, the bible says on the topic and interestingly enough...the only time abortion is mentioned is when God himself provides full blown instructions describing in great detail exactly how to perform them. The overwhemling majority of Christians don't know the first fucking thing about the Bible, they just want to control all aspects of your sex life, just like the Taliban.

Is Sodomy in the Bible? 

Nope...not really. Would I care if it was? Nope...not one single bit.   :)

While the six passages that address same-sex eroticism in the ancient world are negative about the practices they mention, there is no evidence that these in any way speak to same-sex relationships of love and mutuality.

 

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World Map of the location of Billionaires. 

 

Intimate moments can occur in a very soft and sweet setting...

...or in a very graphic and sexually deviant setting. Both are nice.  :)

What a nice guy.  :)

Love when my creations, furniture, clothing and books get good reviews. :) 

I mentioned I deleted my profile on Fetlife. It's interesting how Fetlife Caretakers talk tough threatening people with suspension and deletion...but when you leave, they start crying.  :) 

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I'm not a lesbian...but I want to bite and spank her ass.  :)

 

How to "Beach" properly.  :)