Sunday, August 7, 2022

How to Build a Sex Room. :)

 So, apparently there is some sort of horish hoopla going on with a TV show about building the perfect sex room on Netflix (or something, what the hell do I know). Anyway, the articles, trailers and promos are everywhere...how you, yes, you, simply must/must/must jump on board and Build a Sex Room because otherwise, from what I gather, if any of us fail to jump on this buttsecs bandwagon, we're losers, not in, with the in crowd, failures, flunkies, and not worthy of having sex with, lol.  :) 



So what makes a perfect sex room anyway?
Do you need BDSM stuff? 


Dungeon or "Dungeonesque" setting and accoutrements?


Do you need one of each type of...device, rack, chair, bench, implement, ties, cords, whips?


What about those that eschew hardcore apparatus (apparatuses?) and prefer something more homey, more comfy, a bit more cozy and fluffy? 


Some people want softer, quieter, warmer environs, maybe with some mellow smooth jazz playing in the background, some candles and incense, no dark and dreary dungeon overtones.


Some people might really enjoy a room that looks like Liberace himself decorated it. 


Many people like wood. Earth tones, rustic, and with the ability to bind their partner, or partners, or themselves for that matter. Hey, self bondage...it's a thing, from what I'm told.  :)


Then there's perverts who think anything beyond a Queening chair is overkill. 


Unless it's a whole damn room full of Queening chairs and facesitting stools. 
Like me.  :) 


And then those that would emphatically state...
"Room"? We don't need no damn room!"


Or those that say "Room"?
The backseat of the car as plenty of "room". 

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Maybe the salient point is...the room, any room, a nice room, no room, indoors, outdoors, a room with no doors, sex on some old warped doors, it's the people, the partners, your lovers, husband, wife, boy or girlfriend, or a gang of them, that makes the event memorable, and not so much the room or what's in it. I mean you think about it, people matter, items, meh, not so much. A state of the art sex room, decked out with all the latest gadgets and trimmings, all the newest devices and $50K worth of toys and furniture, means dick, without someone that you really want to...dick down with (wouldn't that be dick up, if you prefer erections) or something like that.   :)


(Note to self, you're one sucky saleswoman 'Nessa. I mean, you design, create, make and sell sex furniture, and you just wrote a blog post convincing people not to buy sex furniture, lol.)  

8 comments:

  1. You are a lousy sales cuckoldress!:)
    Every sex room needs queening chairs! Come on now Nessa up your game:)
    WC

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  2. i take your point Vanessa but we can all still drool over having a room like the ones in the show. The real question though is why were there only ever 6 people shown in the poly family episode when the presenter kept repeatedly referring to their being 7 of them? Was she the seventh or was it her builder side-kick?

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    x

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    1. Umm...I'm at a loss here. I didn't watch the program, I don't have Netflix, and I actually don't really even watch TV. I was just making my usual social observations and babbling like I usually do so...I'll just accept your perspective on the show. :)

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  3. Ms. Chaland:

    I have to say I share your take on this subject….the place or room is insignificant…it is the people sharing the experience. Of course having some equipment around from the Fetish Furniture Factory always makes it better.

    hs

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  4. Ms. Vanessa,

    Well said! A simple queening chair is really all you need. Even so, it's really who's sitting in it that matters most.

    Respectfully,

    sissy terrie

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