Washing machines...still some of the best sex around. I'm told (I don't do laundry. I have a submissive husband. That's a tip Ladies.) if you put clunky tennis shoes in the wash to change the tempo, you might end up with the equivalent of a "Mardi Gras Orgy"...of sorts:)
The judge presiding over the criminal trial against the former owners of Backpage.com declared a mistrial in the case after federal prosecutors tainted the jury with sensationalist testimony about unfounded child sex trafficking claims while the case was focused on the alleged crime of the facilitation of sex work across state lines. “The government, as prosecutors, are held to a higher standard,” said US District Judge Susan Brnovich in a statement from the bench this week. “Their goal is not to win at any costs, but their goal is to win by the rules.”
Murica!!!
Only country on the planet where this happens...literally the only one. Only Americans are dumb enough to think tax dollars spent on bombs, is better than education and health-care. #MAGA :)
What? The GOP is a cult? Nonense! :)
One "pro" of working remotely?
No MotherFucking Pants!! :)
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Nipple Break!
Now then...back to our regularly scheduled stupidity. :)
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On that note, women over 39 rejoiced...while Mathematicians & English teachers cried. :)
Eye of the Earth, Croatia.
A natural thing of beauty.
Smartasses...also a thing of "beauty". :)
Great artistic talent and great concept, but way too busy and complicated for real life. :)
I thought it was the...Coccyx. :)
This increase in Incel's...anyone confused why its happening? :)
Gas Station Skimmer.
Always yank it before you put it in.
The same might apply to...sex. :)
Bull Riding?
Or "Unintentional" Butt Sex? :)
I warned you there was nothing worth viewing in this blog post.
But did you listen?
Of course not. :)
It WAS worth it, but I'm weird too... especially enjoyed Eye of the Earth 😂
ReplyDeleteYou've NEVER posted a blog that isn't worth viewing. After all; where ELSE would we be able to two guys riding a mechanical bull and having unintentional butt sex:)
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it. Viva Rhinestone Cowboy!! :)
DeleteIt was indeed worth it. You are gloriously stunning!
ReplyDeleteThank you. :)
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ReplyDeleteWTF!!!!
Giggling again!
I forgot washing machine’s:)
And bar bull rides!
You go get em cowgirl!!
Funny:)
Reverse cowgirl...one of my favorite positions. :)
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What’s not to like?!!
Funny girl:)
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Great view!
Course I could be giggling because of pot candy?
What’s your opinion:)
I do amuse myself sometimes
Whatever you post is always worth reading Vanessa, enjoyed the free nipples too 😀
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FREE THE NIPPLE!!!
DeleteOh, so sorry. Got all worked up there Poppet, lol. :)