Not sure why this is called the "White Males Penis" chart. There is no major discernible difference between races according to numerous studies. You'd think this would be clear by now. I doubt man has studied anything more in the history of the world, than their cocks. :)
I think...this might become my new life plan.
Fuck it...just Retreat. :)
From a Craft Fair. Love her attitude. :)
Jennifer Lopez. 52 years old. 2021 VMA's.
Madonna. 63 years old. 2021 VMA's.
Everybody's jumping in on the BDSM "look".
Rainbow colored grasshopper. Nature is simply amazing.
One, very happy Puppy. :)
The serene beauty of Lac Du Charpal, France.
What is now the fully developed Las Vegas strip, 1955.
Good for her. :)
Also...good for her. :)
In the (unlikely) event you need to defuse a naval mine from WW2 era...here you go. :)
This is just an amazing, stupendous, mindboggling amount of effort.
As in...perhaps months and months, to set all this up.
WC here
ReplyDeleteBetty White is a hero of mine
It’s always fun to watch ladies get hot in public
Leaning forward on a vibrating subway seat
Riding a horse or bike or motorcycle
Crossing their legs and shaking a leg
Doing exercise at the gym
Public exhibitions in general
I fear that you are a chronic masturbator and an an exhibitionist!
Keep up the great work sister!!!!!!
Glad you enjoyed it WC. :)
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DeleteOh
I forgot the tight jeans with no panties
Camel toe!
Duly noted WC...duly noted.
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DeleteOk. I couldn’t resist
There’s also the sun dress with no panties at the mall
With a cuckold anklet
And
A plug up the bottom trick!
My favorite!!!!!!
It appears...that "someone" is having a rather active imagination today. :)
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DeleteGiggling!!!!!
At least I amuse myself sometimes!!
DeleteOh, you amuse me as well. :)
DeleteOkay, I’m very small in length and small in width. I’m praying this is a cruel joke. Or it’s true size doesn’t matter to women.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your...prayer circle. :)
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ReplyDeleteVanessa, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates!
Also, Theophilus sounds like he could use one of your chairs! In fact, the line sounds like it was taken from an infomercial...
*We open on a busy street in Pompeii. Theophilus is trying to give a woman head up against a wall. She's clearly not enjoying it, people walking by are shaking their heads, younger adults are pointing at Theo and laughing*
Theo: There has to be an easier way!
Voice over: Don't perform oral sex on girls against the wall like a dog! Head on down to Pompeii market and buy a Chalandius Empressing Chair! Act now and pay in six easy instalments of 39 drachma! Most fluids wipe off easy, but not molten lava, though we don't foresee this as being a problem! Why would I even say that?! Who am I, the oracle Cassandra? Buy one today!
"Chalandius Empressing Chair." I like that...a great deal. And your whole post is quite amusing. :)
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