Tuesday, September 21, 2021

The Mother Load... :)

Okay, I've had it with PC people. I got bitched at the other day (but then I set them straight, lol) for using the word retarded, which some people don't think is "appropriate". Beyond the point of free speech, the evolution of language should be organic and not forced, words can have different meanings and definitions. Eample below. 

"Retard the Dyke before those Faggots get Wet!" 
Retard = slow. 
Dyke = a damn/blocade for holding back water. 
Faggot = Middle English (in the sense ‘bundle of sticks for fuel). 
Faggot = Cigarettes in the UK and other places.

Put another way, "Retard the Dyke before those Faggots get Wet" simply means: 
"Slow down the flow of water behind the damn so my smokes won't get wet". 

I've said it before, saying it again: 
Flame Retardant.
Paint Retarder.
Mechanics and welders "retard" the flow of oxygen or acetylene on a torch, or the oxygen or fuel on a carburetor. Would I call a gay person a faggot or a dyke? Would I call someone with Downs syndrome retarded? Of course not. If I use the word retarded, its usually done to describe Trumpian type Republicans, which means it's accurate, as in terminological exactitude. So, to those that want to cram their poltically correct version of what is allowable speech on others...Fuck off. :)
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Queening chair building...mid-production.


Finally wandered back into the shop to finish the Queening chair...
Still not wearing pants. :) 

 
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   Hey, if it helps people learn geography...I'm all for it.  :)


The Mad Max Amp truck is for sale, I'd buy it...if it has a cup holder. :) 

 

The Aquaman sequel...looks terrible.  :)


Now that...is a Taco Platter.  :)

 

Spider-Man. After Working From Home during the Pandemic.  :)


"The Right Cant Meme".
 I don't think they understand how HIV is spread...


OHSA Aproved!  :)


 

So, a fake "outrage" situation in the sports world. Apparently rock climber Johanna-Farber is "upset" because cameras zoomed in on her ass while climbing. The chalk handprints caught the cameraman's eyes...which is *exactly* what she intended. 

 

Husband got a promotion?  




If someone doesn't know why people are making memes and mocking these guys, they showed up at the (failed) Trump/Insurrection effort/protest last Saturday, and tried to "blend in" as protesters. Massive fail as they are so *obviously* cops, Secret Service, CIA or whatever. 







 


 

If you will be yourself - you will not only attract those that you like. 
But also - repel those that you don't! Be yourself. 


Someone pointing out the hypocrisy of Nicki Minaj, after her "anti-vaxx" comments. 





Derange far right nut cases *actually* think they're modern day versions of Daniel Boone or Davy Crockett. Ergo the fake "coonskin cap" which is probably plastic & made in China. :) 






You see an ad stating "Hot Drunk Hairy Pussy"...proceed with caution. :)

 

People love to think Jews and Muslims as enemies, but: As Jews were fasting on Yom Kippur, dozens of Muslim volunteers took it upon themselves to fill all ambulance shifts in Jerusalem. 













This is very important, of critical importance in fact. I mean, if its "riding high" you can't have the tie dragging in the soup right? At the same time, if its "riding low" what about prehistoric Jurassic mud? That's no good either. The *obvious* solution is...a bowtie.  :)


In another installment of "The Right Can't Meme"...Trump was a coward hiding out in the condo his Daddies money bought him, and Bush was POTUS...*not* Obama.  :) 






Hey, he's at least pretending he's having a "good time". 


Garter? I thought he was going down on her.  :)


Baby Elephant wants to Cuddle.  :) 

 

True Love. 


The End.  :)

10 comments:

  1. So much to take in here...

    First off, we call a cigarette a fag, never a faggot! However, faggots are these gross tasting giant meatballs, which can be found frozen in any large supermarket, sold by the weirdly named "Mr Brains!"

    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91cZAXUEiUL._AC_SL1500_.jpg

    It's possible for men to suffer with retarded ejaculation... or so I've heard!

    On 9/11 Trump was on the news, lying about how Trump Tower was now the tallest building in Manhattan. I'm not even joking.

    Still, not as disrespectful as Obama, who apparently watched basketball with his feet on the desk despite knowing his photo was being taken for prosperity? Cold, man! Nearly as callous as the basketball teams that carried on playing, or the hundreds of people packing the stands!

    As for sex work: consensual sex is legal, paying for goods and services is legal,but paying for sex is illegal? Though if I pay a woman to have sex with me and film it and sell the footage then it's legal because I'm a pornographer? Makes no sense at all!

    You look pretty happy to have found a nice big cock to play with, hope you enjoyed yourself!

    PS It's "mother lode," not "load." I'm chalking that up as a Freudian slip!

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    1. Sorry Sparky, but here in inbred 'Murica, its MotherLoad. As in "Motherload meaning: A very large amount of something valuable."
      See you can "lode" your Mother into a taxi or something all you like, but in 'Murica, we 'Muricans speak 'Murican! :)

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    2. My mother's fine where she is, thanks, whilst my father volunteers in a mine... He'd tell you a lode is a vein of metal buried in the earth, now commonly used to mean a source of something. A mother lode is the principal source of ore in a given region. Your blog is my mother lode for snark, common sense pick-me-ups, and sexy ass pics! Still, your blog, your rules: two countries separated by a common language and all that!

      Still trying to imagine being injured and terrified in the wreckage of the twin towers, only for Donald fucking Trump to pull off the rubble and carry me "down the steps" to safety, flames licking at his legs, handing me over to the first responders then heading back into the inferno so he can rescue more casualties. Elsewhere, Barry Obama has his feet up watching sports bloopers.

      I like it when you call me Sparky, for what it's worth!

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    3. The thing is, Sparkinator, I don't take spelling advice, from people that spell/say "ass" as "arse". :)

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    4. WC here

      Okay I cant resist

      My grandparents were hard rock miners from the Lake District in England

      Imported to the USA for their skills

      My grandfather was looking for the mother Lode:)

      Here in CO till the day he died

      Just wanted to set American lexicon straight!!!!

      Tankerton. You are growing on me

      For a Limey!

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    5. What? Your father mined a motherload of...Lime? :)

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    6. He was a hard rock miner... Chased out of the Lake District for playing Metallica too loudly!

      My great grandfather actually invented strip mining, though obviously it's changed a lot since those days. Back then, the last one to fill a bucket with tin had to take off a piece of clothing!

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    7. So, they played Metallica, at full volume, while nude, in a dark mine, next to a lake, dancing in a bucket? No wonder its a dying industry...no profit to be had. :)

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  2. Some pretty hilarious confusion between dyke and dike a few years ago.

    I was at a large tedious political strategic planning event with various groups represented. It was useless but I was expected so I sat in the back chatting with a gay woman I knew.

    Somebody made the analogy that a proposed was akin to the little Dutch boy putting his finger in the dike, but the facilitator wrote "dyke" on the big board. My friend really did not like t and tried to get the facilitator's attention then finally went down to the big board in front of the crowd and changed it herself.

    I don't know if the humor comes across retelling it, but it was hilarious at the time. My friend was laughing, but she could let it stay on the the board.

    Rosco

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  3. I get it, I can very much see the humor in that. People just need to focus on what's important, and with all this other stuff, calm the fuck down. :)

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