Kama Sutra Kant Kommodate Kuckold Kocks. (Kama Sutra Can't Accommodate Cuckold Cocks.) :)

 Parts of the Kama Sutra are dated back to 400 BCE. Amongst other things, it suggests sexual positions. As I was reminded by a blog reader recently, not all those positions are really practical for those with, ahem, diminutive reproductive organs...meaning short stubby dicks. :)   

 

  

 

 

These are actually two icebergs that transformed into a brilliant blue shade as the light changed on the evening the photo was taken in Ilulissat, Greenland

A table built totally without screws. 

Old world technology and craftsmanship. 

Zion National Park. 

What Size is the Average Penis?

What Size is the Average Penis?

(I don't know. Open your mouth and lets find out...cuckold. Giggles at self.)  :)

Now that...is what I call a Taco Bar.  :)

 

This Kitty Kat's (Cougar) back is so straight, it almost looks Photo-shopped. 

What a lovely family. :)

Age doesn't define swagger. 

Make mine a double.  :)

 

 

 

An hour-old moose calf crossing a road with the help of Mom.

The World Needs More of This. :)

 Smiley people. 

Safe people. 

 Sane people.

 Rational people.

Happy people. :) 

 

Consarn Dagnamit Insomnia! :)

Yep, yes indeed...what she said.  :) 

What's the big deal guys? Buy some mixed greens, a few pre-cut, pre-washed packages of carrots, bell peppers, radishes, broccoli, or whatever someone prefers, a few hard boiled eggs, some turkey, chicken, ham from the deli, a jar of dressing, and boom...Chef Salad.  :) 

No idea what its like to pee in a urinal, or to pee standing up for that matter...but if I had a penis, I think I'd be scared to put it in there. 

 

  

 

"Change Your Cuckold Fetish." - What??

 Change Your Cuckold Fetish.  

Is this even a "thing"? I mean, is this a big problem, unknown to the vast majority of humanity? Is there a rush of guys, clamoring to find a self titled "expert" on fetishes, Female Domination, cuckoldry and related topics, who are desperate to rid themselves of those thoughts? If so, (and I not only doubt it, I fucking double-triple doubt it) would you go with some anonymous wanker using a "ConnorsUniqueCoaching" e-mail on his cheesy website?  

He claims he will explain "Cuckold Psychology" and attributes it to...wait for it..."porn". Women having been engaging in the act of cuckoldry since the dawn of time. Millions of years of it, unexplained by this "unique coach" but somehow its based on the proliferation of "porn", which has been around in the photographic sense for a 100 years or so, and more like 20 in the manner most people think of, via the Internet. Cuckoldry exists in nearly all species. We, human beings, are just one more of those species. 

Cuckold:

derisive name for a man whose wife is false to him, "husband of an adulteress," early 13c., kukewald, cokewold, from Old French cucuault, from cocu (see cuckoo) + pejorative suffix -ault, of Germanic origin. So called from the female bird's alleged habit of changing mates, or her authentic habit of leaving eggs in another bird's nest. In Modern French the identity is more obvious: Coucou for the bird and cocu for the betrayed husband. 

cuckold (v.) of a wife or her paramour, "to dishonor (a husband) by adultery," 1580s, from cuckold  

I guess all those kinky animals must have been watching some sort of ..."animal porn"?  :)

I really feel for anyone that would be credulous enough to give this putz any time or money for his "counseling". If someone has some sort of issue, seriously, seek out a reputable, qualified, licenced, bonded and insured professional. But beyond that, and stating that this whole site is suspect, with a shady agenda besides just making a buck, most people I know happily embrace their fetishes, their sexuality, their enlightenment, their sharing of fantasies, lust, bodies, power, trust and fulfillment.  

I debated whether or not to even include the link to his site as I don't wish to send him traffic. But after consideration, I decided its better for him to find, through back links, people like yours truly who will state categorically...."You are a fucking fraud."

And now, back to our regularly scheduled, and much loved, perversion.  :) 

Amnesty International: Facebook, Google surveillance an 'assault on privacy'. "Ass-ault" did you say? :)

 Amnesty International: Facebook, Google surveillance an 'assault on privacy'.

"Google and Facebook dominate our modern lives - amassing unparalleled power over the digital world by harvesting and monetizing the personal data of billions of people. Their insidious control of our digital lives undermines the very essence of privacy and is one of the defining human rights challenges of our era," Kumi Naidoo, Amnesty International's secretary general, said in a press release. "To protect our core human values in the digital age - dignity, autonomy, privacy - there needs to be a radical overhaul of the way Big Tech operates, and to move to an internet that has human rights at its core," he said. 

The Internet and computers were supposed to make life easier and bring everyone together into a big "sweaty loved filled Kumbaya orgy of sharing knowledge, love and happiness". While some of that did indeed happen, as usual with a certain type of human being, greed, ego, the desire for money and power, took over. So, we really need a big old bitch slap on some of the jackasses that are now exploiting everyone and acting like its the wild frontier without checks and balances because our elected leaders are mostly a bunch of senile geriatric twat waffle fucksticks who can be bought off with a few dollars and a campaign ad. Many of them think the Internet is just an extension of the Pony Express, have no clue how to use their own phone, much less the web, the dark web and social media.  

 

The flip side is things like this photo below...people, good people, talented people, doing lovely things that make our hearts swell, make us feel connected though art, music, words...and appeal to our better nature, our sense of sharing, caning and wonder, our humanity.  

How to get rid of much of the bad and bring about more of the good? We need elected leaders who can't be bought off for a blowjob and a campaign glamour shot. 

So....

Vote for me because....

I'm not wearing pants!!  :)