If you don't "get" these gang signs....I pity your wife. :)
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
Some women in Libya wore adornments indicating their number of sexual conquests.
Herodotus describes the Gindane people of Libya like this: “The women of this tribe wear leather bands round their ankles, which are supposed to indicate the number of their lovers: each woman puts on one band for every man she has gone to bed with, so that whoever has the greatest number enjoys the greatest reputation because she has been loved by the greatest number of men.”
Don't you just hate it when you're working out and your "panty suspenders" break? :)
Sunday, February 24, 2019
Really Real Realistic Reality. :)
Reality is a self perceived view of our lives, experiences and surroundings. And the amount of Vodka consumed at that juncture of time and thought. And whether or not one is suffering from a wedgie when contemplating the profound concept of self, time, epistemology... and the price of Tacos. Or maybe...not.
Why am I developing cuckold urges? Why do I think I’ll prefer watching then having sex?
(Reddit "Advice") :)
I don’t know why but the idea of watching my girlfriend getting by fucked by someone else better than me absolutely turns me on. I’m not gay or bi, but I really want to see her with someone whos tall, muscular, and with a big cock. Everything I’m not. I want to see her pleased in ways I can’t provide for her. I want to see her in a truly sexually aroused state. Another thought that turns me on is that she still stays with me, because I’m a good boyfriend/provider just not a good lover. So she gets fucked hard and satisfied, but comes back to me to cuddle and kiss.
I want to watch her be a complete slut for someone else’s pleasure while I watch. Why? Also why do I feel like I would prefer to watch and jack off to my girlfriend with someone else then actually have sex with her myself? Even my dick gets harder when I think about watching her with someone hung then when I’m with her. I also want her to tell me how much better he feels for some reason too. Why am I like this? Is it biological or psychological?
Saturday, February 23, 2019
Friday, February 22, 2019
Holy...Fuck Me With an Unhacked Smart Dildo!!!! :)
You know....why the flying flipping fuck do you want a "smart dildo"? I mean, smart toys, smart fridges, smart phones, Alexa, smart cars, smart dishwashers, smart security alarms, smart microwaves, smart garage doors, smart, smart, smart...how "smart" are we, as consumers, as a species, when they ENDLESSLY hack into these devices and the companies that make them lie, lie, lie, about it?
I'm just fine being "dumb old me" with my dumb phone, my dumb appliances, my dumb security system (rescued Rottweilers from the pound) and my totally stupid ass, 100 % moronic dildo....which is sometimes also known as my submissive husband, lol (made myself laugh with that joke). :)
Thursday, February 21, 2019
Fuck...
(Copied and Reposted.)
Fuck.
I have so often said that language is an extremely poor form of communication. I offer my favorite proof of that statement. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
•It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
•It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
•It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
•It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off."
Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Donald Trump!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Sex Dolls Starring in Porn: One More Brick in the Sex Robot Freak Out Wall
What ever happened to sex between, you know...human beings? :)
Two photos of Super Snow Moon 2019.
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
Monday, February 18, 2019
My Presidents Day Speech....but in Written Form . :)
Sailor George Mendonsa, the man photographed kissing a woman in Times Square in celebration of the end of World War II, passed away on Sunday at the age of 95. The photos of Mendonsa and Greta Zimmer Friedman were taken in New York City on August 14, 1945.
What an amazing long life this gentleman had. Imagine all he saw and did in his 95 years of life. From WW2 through our modern era. The transformation of our country, society and the world at large, the advances in medicine and technology...it must have been stunning to have been able to see it all, and live in the midst of it.
I'm not an expert on swat teams & policing, but I see a problem with the following photo which is from the recent shooing in Chicago where 6 cops got shot/injured, plus 6 others died. See, I think they need to be lean and mean & have stealth & mobility & all that. Beyond the fact that this one guy has double chins on top of his double chins, they are carrying what appears to be a good 80 pounds of equipment, & are dressed in some sort of uniform which does not blend in with the city.
In other words, they are giant slow moving green targets. Now I get that boys will be boys and like to play Army man, but this is actually detrimental to the safety of the officers, plus, if they get wounded or worse, they are not able to protect members of society, which they are paid to protect. I mean if a long drawn out hostage situation unfolds, they can fly some ham and cheese sandwiches in from a drone. They don't have to have MRE's and canteens and 9000 rounds of ammo and flashlights with bulky gloves plus God knows what else. And the camouflage makes them stand out alarmingly. They might as well, from a incognito-blending-in-standpoint, be wearing pink speedos with a bulls-eye on their chest with a neon light point directly to it. Seriously, I'm not making light of this. I don't want anyone getting shot, cops or citizens but...how about some common sense here. We need a couple of Ninja type cops with guns and Kevlar, not out of shape guys wearing leftover military gear from a war in Fallujah.
Meanwhile on the Mexico/USA border...with Trump declaring a National Emergency, right after shutting down the government for 35 days, and 2 plus years of his haranguing, bellowing, frothing at the mouth and blathering about caravans, murderers, violence, immigrants, diseases, plus untold 100's of millions of dollars spent in court battles and deploying troops over his made up bigoted "crisis"....some American guy is fishing in the Rio Grande River. Quietly, calmly, serenely, just...fishing.
If somebody called Fox News and Trumpie to report this...they/he'd freak the fuck out and call in a drone strike or something. Because , you know...it proves there is no crisis.
Fancy a fast fuck by the forest? :)
For those people that need specific instructions. In other words...by my saying "people" I really mean..."men". :)
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