So, there I was, maybe 2 weeks ago, middle of the night, minding my own business, trying to get some sleep. There was a ruckus on the roof. Sounded like WW3, and I figured it was some sort of cat breeding orgy festival, or maybe one chasing a mouse. I saw the outline of what looked like a fat pig through the skylight, thought it was a raccoon or something, but that seemed unlikely. Anyway, the next morning LD (Husbands nickname for the time being. I was watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm" someone called Larry David "LD", so I've been calling him that for a few weeks, but my version means..."Little Dick", lol.) came in and said water was running off the roof. So, he replaced the water cooler supply line. A few days later, same thing. A few days later, the same. Last night, same thing.
So, its pretty obvious that I have been targeted some some sort of rabid vermin varmints, that have a major attitude and vendetta against me. Not sure why as I put out extra cat food in a few little bowls so the roving, rambling, perhaps homeless feral "sumbitches" will have some food, and this is how the ungrateful bastards repay me? Its like a terrorist attack. AlCatQuida or something. Unless, its perhaps a squirrel, or a chipmunk, or a maybe its a herd of Saber Tooth Tigers, back from extinction. All I know is...I'm going to have to do something different because...there's still like 3 months more of summer, and I can't be buying and replacing a new line every few days, or perhaps it could become every single damn day. I would not have thought a lazy ass cat would be bothered with this, but maybe the sound of water running through the line at....3:37 in the morning, is irresistible to them/it? But I'm stating this here and now, I will never capitulate nor acquiesce to the demands of a fucking cat terrorist, we're going to war (no, I would never hurt nor trap a Kitty Cat) and this is *not* over! :)
At first, for a moment when I was woken (Awoken? Waked? Woked up?) in the middle of the night hearing all sorts of thumping and noise on the roof, I thought it was maybe a Peeping Tom, trying to scope out my big gigantic, naked fat ass through the skylight. Turns out maybe I was right. Right name, wrong species. Instead of Peeping Tom the human, it might be Peeping Tom...the Tomcat. :)
"Couple met on FetLife, fell in love, now facing difficulties over porn, secrets, & cuckolding."
Sometimes people are too quick to jump into fetishes or kink. You know how it is, hormones are raging, pussies are pulsating, cocks are..."cockulating". (What?) Take cuckoldry for example, there can be issues and problems. Potential pitfalls? The potential negatives are numerous and can be serious. Being outed and affecting family, careers, STD's, jealousy, pregnancy, divorce, insane lovers, insane lovers ex-girlfriends or wives, and so on.
But another one that most people never mention is...disappointment. Finding worthy lovers is challenging. Most guys are all talk and no cock. They get scared and don't show up. They get nervous and can't get, or stay, erect. They orgasm too fast. Or, they've watched too much porn and read too many fictional stories and have misguided notions of how things might play out. Some think they're getting a sex slave with me, they are not. I am not submissive to them, or anyone for that matter. Some think my cuckold might be their sex slave, he is not, and would laugh at any man that ordered to serve them. He is *my* submissive, not anyone else's, and he would submit to no man on this planet. Most are out of shape, fat, skinny, sometimes both (if you can imagine that) small or average size dicks, some are not real intelligent, many are chronic liars and on and on. For all the stories, websites, porn, forums that focus on this, far *less* actual cuckolding happens because of those reasons...as opposed to what some people might think. Its fantastic when it "works" but that is a rarity. Just something to consider as...sometimes fantasy is better than reality.
Things need to be discussed and boundaries set, with any BDSM relationship. I know some people like to use "contracts" for this, and while they may be fine for some people, I am not a fan of them myself. For me, sex, like life, BDSM, and most things...its all fluid. We have to change, we evolve, we adapt and adopt new methods, ideas, interests, philosophies and I would not want the strictures of some formatted, or preconceived set of rules or a "plan". Spontaneity is a big "thing" for me, and having anything that might stifle that would sort of minimize or "kill" that...at the moment, on the spot, new act or idea, but that's just me, they may work for others. :)
Check on your family and friends, especially those that are elderly. Doctors in the USA are massively overprescribing hardcore drugs, with no clue what's in them, little to no knowledge of the long term side effects, half the time its simply for profit as they invest heavily in Wall Street Big Pharma, and people are sick and dying because of it.
Thank God AI is helping to "educate" people online... :)
GOP Louie Gohmert asked if Feds can change Earth's - Moon's orbit to fight climate change.
Want to know why I rarely take nudie photos and/or film homemade porn? Because in order to do it "right" and make it look really good, it requires far too much effort. For example, check out the video below for some porn site...huge amount of money for cameras, lighting, costumes, makeup, then time spent editing, trimming, it would be like...a job. Its far more fun to just "do it" and not have to worry about documenting it. :)
