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            State of the Sexbot Market: The World’s Best Sex Robot and AI Sex Doll Companies.

This is simply blowing my mind...a $50,000 Scarlett Johansson looking sex robot that takes 18 months to build that responds to spoken phrases and has detailed facial expressions? What the hell? For one thing $50 grand is a lot of money. You can buy a house in some parts of the USA and around the world with that amount of money. Secondly, I would presume that Scarlett has a team of lawyers that will be suing the piss out of this company for unauthorized use of her "likeness". Also, do these creepy looking sex robots have access panels to allow the user to "clean them"? I mean, presumably, horny dudes are humping them and pumping them full of cum. One would speculate that eventually, they would get pretty rancid and funky, and I doubt "Scarlett" is going to run and jump in the shower after every...."romantic tryst" right?  :) 

United States Elevation Map. 

Not exactly what you expected for your girlfriends "game night".  

BDSM Furniture and FemDom Stuff. 

 

BDSM Furniture and FemDom Stuff. 

"Nuttin to sea hear". :)

It's a New Year. And? So what? Does that mean I'm supposed to be all..."resolutiony", renewed, replenished, rejuvenated and resplendent? Okay, by all means, let me get right on that! I'll start tomorrow...or maybe the next day. Actually, I think this might be a better year. I am semi-confident that at least some of our dimwitted twat waffle fellow earthly citizens will come to their senses on a variety of topics and issues. I could be wrong. But I am holding out the hope that...as they have been wrong about everything, for decades, eventually, they'll be emotionally and intellectually mature enough to admit the error of their ways and change their viewpoints and actions. Maybe. Maybe not. But I am siding, on the side of humanity.  :) 

Seamstress. Seamstressatrix? You know, there is no male equivalent for the word "seamstress". I mean a shortened version could be "Semen" but that just doesn't sound right. 

Yea yea, I know, piss off with your "tailor"...I'm going for a joke here people.  :)

Madonna, doing...something, going for some sort of "look". Not sure what it is, but it ain't working. I like Madonna for quite a few reasons, but...maybe it's time to tamp down the endless need for attention? I mean, she's been massively successful in so many ways and achieved so much, might be time to just kick back and enjoy life. There is a whole world out there beyond the camera lens and seeking the adoration of fans. 

'Muuuurika! 

Now with 52.7% more #MAGA!  :) 

Good for them. 

Domina Dartha Vaderatrix.   :) 

The thing about windows is, you can see out & enjoy the splendor of nature, but it also means others can see in, which could be rather embarrassing...or maybe, time for a "show".  :)

Yep. Yep. I try to do what's right...fuck what's "legal".  :) 

When elitists knock blue collar workers... 

Hey...he's working on an angle over there.  :) 

The End.  :) 

Werds... :)

Me...taking a nap. :)  

Meet the Weed Nuns: Our Ladies of the Perpetual High.  

Oklahoma Bill Would Pay Parents $10K Each Day Their Nominated Banned Books Remain in Libraries.

The violating books in question would be any items relating to "the study of sex, sexual preferences, sexual activity, sexual perversion, sex-based classifications, sexual identity, or gender identity or books that are of a sexual nature," according to the bill's text.

Uneducated fearful people, banning books so their uneducated fearful children, will remain uneducated and fearful. What could possibly be wrong with that? #MAGA!!  :) 

Stole something? IRS says stolen property and bribes must be reported as income.

I sort of get the feeling, the IRS stooges don't quite understand how "crime" works.  :) 

 

The long history of how Jesus came to resemble a white European.  

What The Hell Is Genital Origami? An Intimate Look at Puppetry of the Penis. 

Can they open doors? Take out the trash? Operate a screwdriver or make me a screwdriver? :)

Whomever made this meme...has a valid point. Another example I always find baffling is how most people like "lesbian sex" but many of the same people freak out over "gay" sex. Both are same sex, homosexual acts. Makes no sense. :)

Not Flexing...is the Ultimate Flex.  :)

When it's your stop, and the doors open to this.

  

Arnold Schwarzenegger talking about whether he is a self made man.

 

GUITAR 🎸 in Library.