Christmas photos with Santa...not what they used to be. :)
Good for you Jeni! :)
Sex cartoons are cool and interesting and all that...but no one, ever, anywhere, should ever compare themselves to something or someone they see in a movie, on TV, in print, in art and especially porn. Take care of yourselves, better yourself, love yourself and be who you are. :)
Sheesh. Where do they find these morons... :)
Do they sell them by the dozen? :)
That is one obtuse "puppy". :)
Never even heard of this GOP douchebag but....yea, lol. :)
Christmas gift idea...for the underendowed. :)
I don't know why I find this amusing...this is Kim Jong Un's private jet.
His pillows match my bedspread and pillows.
Yea, I'm bored. :)
Dua Lipa. Not sure the boots match the outfit, but I like them anyway.
The infamous CVS receipt...put to good use. :)
The worlds worst hide and seek playing animal.
Future old maid, right here...and she will be a very bitter one. I bet she's pissed all the time, stares in the mirror a lot (the mirror always lies), drinks a lot of cheap wine, and wears out vibrators. :)
Craigslist being censored/dead, local options are mostly closed down due to Covid, I can't stand dating sites and most social media, so my ability to come into contact with "potentials" has been greatly reduced. So, I am on a Bull Hunt, polite and on point is a must, knowledge of my "version" is a plus, intelligent and well written replies preferred.
I am selective and take my time vetting new lovers. Email and messages will be exchanged, when/if I feel its "right" a coffee date will be arranged in a public setting of my choosing.
Should that go well, Boom/Boom! :)
I prefer between roughly 30 to 50 years of age 6' foot tall or over, in shape (meaning muscular and built), above average size dick, clean, discreet, mellow and have integrity and honesty and available late at night. You must be double or triple vaccinated. Period. I am not submissive and my cuckold is submissive only to me. Understand that...clearly.
My requests/rules/expectations/demands/limits are:
~I require no cunnilingus, that's my cuckolds job.
~I won't be kissing you on the face or mouth. Maybe some body kisses, this is not assured but I'll consider it and let you know. (The only turn off I hate is super-wet-slobbery-kisses.)
~Please don't be "loud", this ain't no porn shoot. No pressure or anything, not so much like I'm telling you to be totally quiet, but please don't be loud. I would like my cuckold to hear the sounds of the sex, and know how much pleasure I'm experiencing, so little talking is ideal.
~I will be removing the condom from you before you go, after you have been "satisfied" and please get dressed and I will walk you out.
~I have a lengthy and detailed method for sex these days, for safety reasons. So there will be no backseat sex, no hotel sex, no sex of any kind other than what I arrange for health reasons.
~Be single. I have no desire to be part of someone cheating on their wife or girlfriend.
~Night encounters only. I don't get up til about noon, am busy throughout the day. If your bedtime is at 9:00pm or something, this is not going to work.
~Be local. No flying through, no passing through town, no over the Holidays. Local meaning within an hour or so of my location. And no, I'm not sending a car for you, and no, you can't Uber over. Privacy is paramount.
~This should go without saying, but no Trumpians. Period. Ever. At all. Ever.
~Sincere messages appreciated...rude or messages from applicants that didn't read all of my ad will be ignored and/or laughed at, mocked with derision and then ignored. Seriously, if someone can't be bothered to read an ad and follow some basic instructions, how can they be expected to engage in proper copulation? :)
People need to stop conflating cuckoldry with being a "wimp" or a wussy, or being feminine, or gay etc...and acting like these people are somehow inferior second class citizens. I think this confusion can be attributed to porn and porn memes, which are fiction, and ignore reality. And it's usually wanna-be moronic macho manly man flunkies that have this derisive attitude. Not being able to see beyond their ignorance is a lack of evolution, a lack of emotional maturity, of true self esteem and self acceptance. Fear creates hate, fear creates prejudice, fear creates the notion that ones *own* kinky urges, are a threat to their own sense of self.
'Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand. Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.' ~Neil Peart
What consenting adults do, to fufill their lives, to satisfy their sex drives, is their business and their business alone. Being gay or straight, lesbian, bisexual, asexual or pansexual, has nothing to do with ones "masculinity and/or femininity" nor does being dominant, submissive, a switch or being a cuckold. Throwing out stereotypes, is wrong, as in scientifically wrong, plus culturally wrong.
Internet myth aside, cuckoldry is about the female.
cuck·old: a man whose wife is sexually unfaithful
Being "masculine" has nothing to do with what someone prefers in the bedroom.
mas·cu·lin·i·ty: Qualities or attributes regarded as characteristic of men.
There is no stipulation regarding sexual orientation in the definition. Some of the biggest, toughest, strongest, most bad ass dudes on the planet...are gay. And no doubt some of them are cuckolded. One has nothing to do with the other. :)
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Festive Cock Coverings? Dick pants? Cock trousers? Penis pantaloons? :)
The Social Gospel was a social movement within Protestantism that applied Christian ethics to social problems of social justice, economic inequality, poverty, alcoholism, crime, racial tensions, slums, unclean environment, child labor, lack of unionization, poor schools, and the dangers of war.
Lets take "Republican Christianity" out of religion, and put Jesus back in.
It took them 66 years after she was arrested for refusing to give her bus seat to a White person, to clear her name? 66 fucking years?
The GOP is going to have a shortage of voters in future elections.
The full blown ignorance of their "leaders" is killing their own voters.
What a "brilliant" campaign strategy....
Some people on this planet just keep getting weirder and weirder. I came across this on Craigslist in the Rant and Raves section. I'm not sure what this has to do with Fetlife, or if they are even aware of the website. Bad Photoshop, some insane rant, makes no sense. :)
Speaking of Republican "brilliance"... :)
I am the same color as the wall so...you can't see me.
Fully Camouflaged.
Camoflageatrix? :)
What a child...what a fucking idiot, lol.
1st person to correctly name her wins a prize!
(By the way, the prize is...an Atomic wedgie.) :)
Me...fully "pantsed".
Hey, its wintertime... :)
How is that whole conspiracy agenda thingie working out?
Haven't heard much from the QAnon lunatics lately. :)
And one more time, just because I love her look and energy... :)
