This...would pretty much be me. :)
Christmas photos with Santa...not what they used to be. :)
Good for you Jeni! :)
Sex cartoons are cool and interesting and all that...but no one, ever, anywhere, should ever compare themselves to something or someone they see in a movie, on TV, in print, in art and especially porn. Take care of yourselves, better yourself, love yourself and be who you are. :)
Sheesh. Where do they find these morons... :)
Do they sell them by the dozen? :)
That is one obtuse "puppy". :)
Never even heard of this GOP douchebag but....yea, lol. :)
Christmas gift idea...for the underendowed. :)
I don't know why I find this amusing...this is Kim Jong Un's private jet.
His pillows match my bedspread and pillows.
Yea, I'm bored. :)
Dua Lipa. Not sure the boots match the outfit, but I like them anyway.
The infamous CVS receipt...put to good use. :)
The worlds worst hide and seek playing animal.
Future old maid, right here...and she will be a very bitter one. I bet she's pissed all the time, stares in the mirror a lot (the mirror always lies), drinks a lot of cheap wine, and wears out vibrators. :)
Vanessa the first photo in this post is INCREDIBLE, I’m speechless. You take darn good care of your amazing body!
ReplyDeleteThank you. Between the Tacos, the cheesecake, the weed and Vodka...I try. :)
DeleteYou and Due Lipa are two of THE best.
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Well...*she* is anyway. :)
DeleteVanessa your first picture..who is the lucky guy going on that table to get the riding crop from you??.. looks like fun to me…
ReplyDelete"Table"? Its a Queening chair that sits on the end of a bed. So the person can lay across the bed, face up, where there is a cut-out for their head underneath. :)
DeleteThanks for clearing that up for me..you are the Queen of course!!!
ReplyDeleteNo problem. :)
DeleteMy big question is... do you think it's a coincidence, or is there a chance Kim Jong Un has seen a photo of you on your bed and bought a matching set?
ReplyDeleteLove the tauntaun boots!
Never realised the Navy was such a great place to hook up! Not with women, anyway...
I think Kim Jong StupidFuck-Un...shops at the same discount stores I do. :)
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Well I am a grumpy old man:)
Never buy cheap wine
Or cheap vibrators:)
Yea? Well...you'd be a lot *less* grumpy if you did buy some cheap wine and vibrators... :)
DeleteWC here
DeleteFunny!
No
I buy expensive booze and expensive pot!
And I’m generally happy:)
My wife only owns expensive vibrators:)
So there:). LOL
Merry Christmas Vanessa
Good job on the booze and weed. My condolences on the vibrator costs...maybe you should "man up" and she won't need them. :)
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DeleteFunny!
You always want to have the last word:)
LOL:)