Craigslist being censored/dead, local options are mostly closed down due to Covid, I can't stand dating sites and most social media, so my ability to come into contact with "potentials" has been greatly reduced. So, I am on a Bull Hunt, polite and on point is a must, knowledge of my "version" is a plus, intelligent and well written replies preferred.
I am selective and take my time vetting new lovers. Email and messages will be exchanged, when/if I feel its "right" a coffee date will be arranged in a public setting of my choosing.
Should that go well, Boom/Boom! :)
I prefer between roughly 30 to 50 years of age 6' foot tall or over, in shape (meaning muscular and built), above average size dick, clean, discreet, mellow and have integrity and honesty and available late at night. You must be double or triple vaccinated. Period. I am not submissive and my cuckold is submissive only to me. Understand that...clearly.
My requests/rules/expectations/demands/limits are:
~I require no cunnilingus, that's my cuckolds job.
~I won't be kissing you on the face or mouth. Maybe some body kisses, this is not assured but I'll consider it and let you know. (The only turn off I hate is super-wet-slobbery-kisses.)
~Please don't be "loud", this ain't no porn shoot. No pressure or anything, not so much like I'm telling you to be totally quiet, but please don't be loud. I would like my cuckold to hear the sounds of the sex, and know how much pleasure I'm experiencing, so little talking is ideal.
~I will be removing the condom from you before you go, after you have been "satisfied" and please get dressed and I will walk you out.
~I have a lengthy and detailed method for sex these days, for safety reasons. So there will be no backseat sex, no hotel sex, no sex of any kind other than what I arrange for health reasons.
~Be single. I have no desire to be part of someone cheating on their wife or girlfriend.
~Night encounters only. I don't get up til about noon, am busy throughout the day. If your bedtime is at 9:00pm or something, this is not going to work.
~Be local. No flying through, no passing through town, no over the Holidays. Local meaning within an hour or so of my location. And no, I'm not sending a car for you, and no, you can't Uber over. Privacy is paramount.
~This should go without saying, but no Trumpians. Period. Ever. At all. Ever.
~Sincere messages appreciated...rude or messages from applicants that didn't read all of my ad will be ignored and/or laughed at, mocked with derision and then ignored. Seriously, if someone can't be bothered to read an ad and follow some basic instructions, how can they be expected to engage in proper copulation? :)
Happy hunting Vanessa
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Thank you. I'll need it. :)
DeleteWhat an amazingly sexy picture of an amazingly sexy woman.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the compliment Sub-Hub. Now then, go get an eye exam. :)
DeleteNope, pretty sure I am spot on. Have my reading glasses on and everything. :-)
DeleteTry some binoculars instead. :)
Deletetssss ... this is not the place to put on the mask. :)
ReplyDeleteMask? You mean...when I pretend to be Zorro? :)
DeleteSad to report I fell at the first hurdle... I'm not a coffee drinker! Well, smooth seas never made strong sailors, time to try my luck elsewhere! ✌
ReplyDeleteHurdle? Coffee? Sea and sailors? I must be missing something here...or drunk. :)
DeleteI meant I was running through your criteria for a potential playmate, but failed at the first obstacle... I don't drink coffee, so cannot meet for a coffee date. Good luck finding a candidate who better fits the bill!
DeleteI would not have expected as such. I am under the impression that you are a Brit, whom only drinks tea. Plus, my requirements for "local" does not include one from the other side of the world. Additionally, you people talk "funny" and say things like "arse" so...there are issues, lol. :)
DeleteI stopped reading once I'd ruled myself out - why subject my ego to an unnecessary battering? I am a Brit, but I don't drink tea either... but I do say funny things, and do indeed enjoy a nice arse.
DeleteMutters to self, my pussy needs pounding and battering...but I digress. :)
DeleteVanessa I would love to apply for this opportunity but I am a little too old and just average size.. good luck to you and the lucky guy!!!
ReplyDeleteYour application was noted, and your generous sentiment and salutations are appreciated. :)
DeleteWC here
ReplyDeleteFunny girl!
Maybe a little picky:)
LOL
Merry Christmas
Damn Picky! :)
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