'Murica...We're Number #1....in Stupid. :)

                                  Locals Arrested in Stormy Raid Sue Columbus Vice Cops.  

  

I've never heard of a former Justice of the Supreme Court (Republican Paul Stevens) speaking out against the confirmation of a Supreme Court nominee.

I've never heard of the American Bar Association re-examining the fitness of a Supreme Court nominee after that nominee spoke to a senate committee.

I've never heard of all 69 member organizations of the National Council of Churches speaking out in unanimity against a Presidential nominee before.

I've never heard of the Jesuit order in the United States asking the President to rescind the nomination of a Jesuit graduate.

And I've never, never, never ever heard of 2,500 law professors from the finest law schools all over the country signing an open letter asking the Senate not to confirm a nominee on the basis of clear "injudicial temperament."  

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Susan Collins during her 40 minute speech (40 fucking minutes) about her wimping out. And by all means....rearrange the seating chart so you have 2 other women behind you, to show "solidarity" and we'll just forget all about sexual harassment and assault. 

Where Two Men Normally Sit, Two Women Flank Sen. Susan Collins During Kavanaugh Speech. 

I'm so tied of the political theater and the stupidity from both the Dems and the GOP. Seriously, we are offered chicken or fish. It makes no difference whether the GOP or the Dems are the chicken or the fish. The point is I don't want chicken or fish....I want fucking steak. So, I'm starting my own political party. Its to be called "Pantsless Patriots"!  :) 

Queening Chair - Face Sitting Chair - Rimming Chair - Smother Box.

Just finished this one. Why am I telling you this...you may find yourself asking? Because people are buying them as fast as I can make them. This makes me happy for a few reasons. One, it delights me to know that some well deserving lady will be grinding on some subs face...hopefully nightly. 

Two...I can afford to buy Tacos...and dog food.  :) 

 Vanessa Chaland Etsy Studio

 Vanessa Chaland Ebay Shop

City of Houston creates ordinance to prevent 'sex robot brothel' from opening.

City of Houston creates ordinance to prevent 'sex robot brothel' from opening.

Off topic but....this dude is all jacked and pumped up.  :) 

My First Orgy. (Reminiscing)

I had a lover, F, whom I visited often in his apartment in the afternoons. We spent more & more time in bed, & he thought I was fun. So fun, that he wanted to share. F said one day that he wanted to introduce me to a married couple he had been seeing for threesomes. That they were having a get together at their house with him & another couple, & it would be great if he could bring me, making it 3 couples. I didn't think about it very long....yes!

Their house was in the woods, where no one can hear you scream. It was a beautiful setting, & both couples came out to greet us. I was the newbie, & although I had twice been part of a threesome before, this was very different. One occasion was a MFM that I shall tell you about another time, one was a FMF, but her & I never touched each other, also for another post. So in a way, I was a virgin, & all 5 of them were very thrilled to "break me in". The conversation outside the house went on heatedly, as they had all not seen each other for a while. Amidst the chatter, the host of the party, asked me if he could show me around, & started my tour with the garage. As we entered, I saw their vehicle of course, but what caught my eye was a love seat, standing out amongst the tools, parts, & other standard clutter one would expect to be in a garage.

My host wasted no time, kissing & fondling me, & I admit I was a bit shocked at first, because it was like walking into a porno film. My shock didn't stop me from allowing his advances because, after all, that is why I was there, right? He pulled down my shorts & panties, sat me down on the love seat & devoured my pussy. He licked me with a determined, stiff tongue, that brought me to climax quickly. Not missing a beat, he stuffed his dick inside & had his way with me. It was such a brief encounter, but when I look back, it was a perfect appetizer for the evening. Many firsts occurred that day, my first swinging party, my first orgy, my first dive. I licked 2 women that night, & much of it is a blur. You look up to see bodies all around, moaning, wet sounds, orgasmic cries, very intense. None of them had ever seen a squirter before, & they were ecstatic about it. Each took turns making me squirt all over the bed.  :)

 

Gotta get your thrills wherever and whenever you can I guess.  :)

Salacious Slutty Smutty Smut! Now with 52%....Less Pants!! :)

 

Aella the Porn Star Mime. :)

One of my girlfriends sent me this link. 

Its hilarious & very reminiscent of most porn stars acting "skills".  :) 

Fifty Shades of Grey Dungeon Rooms You Can Rent.

Fifty Shades of Grey Dungeon Rooms You Can Rent.

Oops...just noticed this article is about three years old....but whatever.  :) 

Animals...

Controversy Heats up After Sex Doll Brothel Shut Down.

Controversy Heats up After Sex Doll Brothel Shut Down.

Unexpected Butt Sex Toys? :)

I had a couple visitors earlier today. The details don't matter, but I don't know them very well. Anyway, I noticed they (older married couple) both did multiple glances in the direction of a "device" (shown in the photos below)...and after they left I finally figured out why. 

They may have assumed this was some sort of butt sex dildo device or something. Its not. Its simply a quicky thing I made to allow me to take photos of items on a mannequin. Two prongs insert in "her" leg holes, the other inserts into a tripod.  

Damn perverts.  :) 

But, this does remind me of the radio prank about "butt plugs". 

Its old, but still makes me laugh.  :)

Forced Feminization Illustration Art.

Forced Feminization Illustration Art.

Kaaren Sissy --- Qutdoors Queening Chair

You mentioned me with a link to the photo. As I am currently persona non grata on Google+ I can't reply to you there. They suspended by account for two weeks. As you know, I only post "sanitized" photos there....so I think their censorship bots got confused by one picture I posted of a strap laying across a bare bottom. Sadly, the "bare bottom" photo was of my...mannequin.  Artificial "intelligence" my ass....or at least my mannequins ass, lol.  

Anyway, I would love to know the story behind this.  :)