Holy Thanksgiving CockMan!!! :)

Yes indeed, it's nearly that time of the year in the good old USA. The time when people clamor for taxis, Ubers, flights, seating, hotels, spend a fortune and go into debt, so they can travel cross country, to spend time with their relatives, where they will eat and drink too much and dispute the most recent election, in "honor" of a time when Pilgrims supposedly "broke bread" with Native Americans, right before slaughtering millions of them, and stealing their land.

Okay, so that's one version, but not the version of the joyous and glorious Holiday presented by advertisers, who are inundating us with ads, where they want the credulous masses to show up for their Black Friday sales, which often appear to end in a riot over someone saving $1.99 on some cheap-ass plastic junk they neither really want and certainly don't need. 

Caustic you say? Who...me?  :) 

I'm staying home and making food, will work out, take a nap, probably take a long hot bath, sit on my submissive husbands face for a bit, then maybe repeat most of the above throughout the afternoon and evening. Thanksgiving face sitting...it's a "thing". 

I'd like to be able to say I'll being getting Schtupped by a long schlong, but alas, there appears to be a dearth of turgid "cockeses" around here right now so...what in the actual living fuck? Apparently all the erect erectile erections are other-wheres, and I do envy the lovely lascivious lady lasses below for their "Evening of Entertainment". 

Speaking of Dicks, and I just did... 

 

Of course this is a USA thing. Other countries don't do this sort of Holiday, but apparently they do go on Holiday, but even there it might be a very different sort of "outing" based on geography, attitude, philosophy, religion and attire preferences. Some prefer maximum "coverage" and others...not so much. 

 

Preferences people...we all have them, we are all entitled to them. Take relationships for example, some people will spend the Holidays alone as distance and travel precludes them from being with family, or they may be single. Some are not in a romantic relationship, there is no "sexual congress", no "Bok-Bok-Bedroom" activity. And in some ways, for some people, who can blame them? 

There is a lot of dissatisfaction in relationships, which is unfortunate. According to the meme below (which is actually based on real and true statistics) gay men are happily married, traditional marriages are having issues, and lesbian marriages are in crisis. This might make some conclude that women are the issue, malcontent, or...Bitches Be Crazy.  :)

 

Those that are compatible however, those that love and care for each other, that dynamic can be a hugely beneficial aspect of life and I truly wish that everyone, regardless of orientation, proclivity, preferences and persuasion will find that special someone to spend their life with.  :)