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Some sex "stats". 

A study found that 91% of men climax from sex, compared to just 64% of women.

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Award-winning sex educator, writer and broadcaster Alix Fox sheds light on cunnilingus. "Not every woman loves oral," she explains. "I know some who find being softly lapped and licked so insufficiently stimulating as to be annoying."

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In a huge US study in 2016, over a quarter of women surveyed said they had given, but not received oral sex. This was compared to 10% of men in the same situation.

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 Routine studies demonstrate that men are statistically less likely to give oral sex to the opposite sex than women are. One survey of Canadian college students found that 63 percent of men reported receiving it in their lifetimes, but only 44 percent of women did. 

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According to a survey that was conducted by the condom manufacturer Skyn, only 35 percent of heterosexual millennial men perform oral sex. According to a poll that was conducted by Skyn and Cosmo, "Fourteen percent of 18 to 22-year-olds said they 'don't think it's necessary.' And nearly 50 percent of 18 to 27-year-olds are more comfortable having sex than they are giving oral (compared to 32 percent of 28 to 32-year-olds)."

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Going down on her can trigger the production of oxytocin and DHEA in both partners; this can protect them from heart disease and help get a good nights rest. Vaginal fluid is the ultimate probiotic because it contains between 100,000 to 100 million Lactobacillus cells (depending on the woman). Probiotics are what support our digestive tract, build up our immune system, can help to lose belly fat, decrease allergies and eczema-related symptoms and can even reduce depression, stress and anxiety.

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I don't spend much time on social media, so am usually a few months (or years) behind on new trends, new platforms, new...everything, and mostly just do not care. However, I came across some amusing things so figured I'd share them...in the event that someone is sitting around bored over the Holiday weekend. Mostly silly and stupid, they're just pranks that (apparently) people see others doing, then emulate them. Some of the clips below are compilation clips, and you can tell a few are staged, most are authentic, many are where people take songs and splice them together for effect. These are mostly guys just messing with their girlfriends or wives, but there are just as many others where the reverse is true. And of course there is no end to them, as the "trends" are to copy what others do in many cases, so it's about a gazillion people doing the same thing over and over but, it's mostly just harmless stupid stuff so...it's somewhat entertaining.  :) 

                                   Excuse me Ma'am but I want you to ride my Face. 

Body like a Crack Hoe. 

"So there you go Ohh - Can't make a Wife out of a Hoe.

Playing This Sound In Front Of My Girl Friend.

Why Beer Is Better Than Women.

You're 'bout to burn some calories.

When Your Bf Doesn't Smack Your 🍑 When He Walks By. 

 

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Dominance...

It seems some people are of the opinion that "dominance" is a masculine trait. I don't quite get that...but in some cases I do. (Not going into the whole male dominant/female submissive aspect of this...just talking about the FemDom side of things.) 

I am not at all masculine, never have been, never will be and have no desire to be, at all. I mean I am a Tomboy, but a girly...boy-Tom, lol. The notion that female sexual dominance is masculine, or needs to be, as opposed to feminine...well I think part of that is based on the depiction of some rather cheesy ProDoms that adopt that attitude, demeanor and mentality, which is not accurate and from my perspective, a total embarrassment. Witness a random selection of sample photos gleaned from the Internet to see my point. 

Beyond the lack of authenticity, meaning the generic copying each other with the "crop biting" poses, the scowling, the frowning, the glaring...why? I mean why do some feel the need to act/look aggressive, hostile, mean, macho, tough, or whatever? What about soft dominance...like the photo below? 

A little tease and denial, a couple love taps to his swollen blue balls, a bit of face sitting, some more teasing, polite demands, his displaying a level of obeisance, that would be, all of that, would constitute dominance right? And none of it would be viewed as being masculine, in my estimation. For me, probably about 90% of proper dominance is in the mind, the rest, of the body. I mean, without that mind connection, that mindfuckery, the mental portion, well, then it would just be beating or abusive or neglectful, and that is not something I would be involved with nor advocate for. So from the mental domination standpoint, why would one presume that needs to be masculine or feminine? That makes no sense to me. The power and will of one mind to dominate, and the will of another mind to submit is what makes a unique connection, and that has nothing to do with testosterone or estrogen. 

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Annnd for something totally off topic and different, someone compiled a bunch of old clips of people dancing and overlaid it with "Born to be Alive" which amused the heck out of me.   :) 

And what am I listening to while creating this little nonsensical pointless post?

It's a vibe/mood thing.  :) 

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Tax season is right around the corner...lol.  :) 

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Guys have been having a rough time lately. Attacked from all quarters, all sides. Blamed for just about everything, sometimes deserved, often not. We're going through this weird phase in the US (and probably most of the West) where women are blaming men for everything, especially straight men, and mostly straight white men. Well, I am here to defend said men as...I happen to like a few of them, am related to some of them, have brothers, father, uncles, male cousins, had grandfathers, and laying somewhere around my house...I got myself one of them...submissive cuckold husbands.

So, marriage and divorce. Historically men have been blamed for the collapse of a marital union, the wife was viewed as a victim, he would pay alimony, palimony, move out, was crucified by society as being the "cause" of the end of the relationship...and life went on....for her, not so great for him.

However...the last few years, it has come to light that lesbians who marry, have a higher than average rate of divorce. As in a *lot* fucking higher. 

 *According to data from the Office for National Statistics, in 2019, 56% of same-sex marriages were between women. However, the divorce rate for lesbians was much higher, with 72% of same-sex divorces in 2019 coming from lesbian couples, about 3 times higher than gay male couples. The lesbian divorce rate was 78% in 2016, 74% in 2017 and 75% in 2018.* 

*Same-sex marriages are on the rise, and so are same-sex divorces, particularly lesbian divorces. Same-sex divorces rose 40.4% from 2019 to 2020, to 1,154, and the vast majority, 71.3%, were lesbian divorces, according to an in-depth study from England and Wales.*

So, how are the "lezzies" going to blame this on...men?

How/why is it that lesbians are divorcing at a rate 3 times higher than gay men? 

According to all stats, between 70% and 80% of all heterosexual marriages that fall apart, the divorce was inititated by...the woman.

One could posit that...a vast majority of women are...perpetual malcontents, never happy, straight, bi, gay, lesbian, no matter...and can not even stand to be married...to each other. 

So, we now have this *movement* known as the Passport Bros, where youngish guys with a decent income are going overseas, to...find a wife. They're increasingly desiring...nothing to do with "Western women". This seems to be pissing women off...big time. Social media, TikTok, YouTube, are all full of videos of women whining, bitching and complaining about how...they can't find a "real man" to date or marry. Let's just double check that okay? Women with...fake eyebrows, fake eyelashes, fake lips (fillers), fake tits, fake ass (BBL), fake teeth, fake tan, fake hair, fake nails, everything is lifted, pumped, tucked, altered, covered, masked, taped up, tied down, strapped on...are seeking a *real* man, lol.

Same social media depicts about a gazillion women saying "I Don't Need No Man!!". 

They contend they are an independent woman, make their own money (many from OnlyFans, where guys they'd never give the time of day to pay them money for posing nude, while talking about being "empowered") and how they only want *The Sixes* (6 foot tall, 6 figure income, at least 6 inches, with 6-pack abs) while many of them themselves are...under or unemployed, broke, obese, with 5 kids from 4 different fathers, no car, no ambition, but a *huge* social media following, where lonely guys, horny guys, simps...are and have been telling them for years they are a *10* on the looks scale. Plus, other women lying to them, again, being a *10* , lying to each other, lying to themselves...but once they step out into the real world, off the phone screen and away from the photo/video filters that make them look better, when reality hits them in the face, they are *not* a 10, but 3.7 or a 5. Then they're pissed, tell any guy that rates them as such that he's either ugly, gay, or has a small dick, lol. 

They state they despise "toxic males" with their masculine energy, until they want/need a big strong fireman to save their lives, or a cop, a mechanic, plumber, iron worker, rancher, farmer...you know, those "toxic males" that built roads, homes, cities, and pretty much all of society. Suddenly that "toxic" energy is welcome...and how many of those same women wanting "equality" want laws passed that would require *all* women upon turning 18 years of age to have to register for the draft? None, pretty much none. Is this equality? Nope. Are they really independent? Nope. Do they really hate these sort of men? Nope. Why do I say that? Because most of them are out every night, at the clubs and bars, trying to find one to...date/fuck/marry.  :) 

So, as is known, I on occasion might "mess" around with another woman here and there, sort of "LezLite", usually dominate them, "Smack the Bitch Up!", just play around and whatever, and totally enjoy it, and them...but I would never, could never, have never...been in any sort of long term relationship with one as...#BitchesBeCrazy.  

And now, I will sit back and wait for the hate mail to flood in, lol. And, I'm not spellchecking this post either as....I just decided that tonight...I don't give a fuck. Hope everyone is enjoying their evening and yes, the majority of women out there are fantastic. I am partly just messing around here, but there is some truth to this post. There are just enough bitchy bitches bitching...and making us all look bad. They should think about what they're saying before saying it, crazy ass bitches. Or, I might have to spank and slap a few around...just for attitude adjustment purposes, you understand. I mean, it's not like I enjoy doing it, or anything. :) 

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