Monday, July 11, 2022

Monday Memes... :)

Because...why the fuck not?  :) 



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Found the following online, she does not sound happy, and I get that frustration. :)

Looking for a Bull Who Understands Cuckolding
I'm looking for a bull but all I get are a bunch of simps who just wanna get laid. This is a "Kink" site. Not a vanilla hookup site.
If you don't understand a kink, don't apply. You're only wasting your own time.
I will not reply if you can't provide what I am looking for.
If you're just looking to get laid
GO ON TINDER
Tags: Cuckolding, Hotwife, Cuckoldress, Bull
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Maximum Gelatinous Gluteus Maximus?  :)




There was a big hoopla made over the naked Titty-TaTa's of Florence Pugh (no idea who she is) wearing this to some sort of social function. I think she looks fantastic, I love the look, love the outfit, love the matching platform heels, and I really don't understand what the furor is. 



Ah yes, the infamous "Toilet paper tube roll cock size test". 
He passes the test.  :) 



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No surprise....I love well crafted snark. So I came across the following on some mainstream post about some mundane nonsense article posted...just to get hits. Well done I say.  :)

The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by a human. These fish care more about this than I do.
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Aging and the aged old Vages. It used to be that any woman over say...30 or so, was considered "old". Then came the whole MILF phenomena, and beyond. So now, all these 50 plus year old women are flaunting the "goods" and pulling it off quite nicely in my opinion.  :) 

Demi Moore...59 years old. 



Padma Lakshmi...51 years old. 


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8 comments:

  1. Very funny and clever and entertaining!!!

    Do you ever wear pants?:)!
    WC

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    1. Pants? Yes...when it's cold, but that's about the only time. :)

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  2. 'The End' - please never let it be so. Totally agree with you about women over 50 can and do look amazing, and why stop at 50, there are some smoking hot women who are a lot older than that. What i love most though is when people, men or women or in between, refuse to 'dress their age' and just however the fuck they want. Cher was and remains a role model for that.

    Agree as well on the actress and the dress. i would love to have it and have her titties too (sighs).

    i have never heard to the loo roll thing though, can't think why not :)

    p
    x

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  3. Sophia Loren and Jane Fonda are two that come to mind that still look great, and both are in their 80's. Cher as well, (though she's about 10 years younger) and I am a huge fan of hers, for so many different reasons.

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  4. Ms. Chaland:

    No question you have a penchant for showing and appreciating beautiful Women....Thank you for sharing...even though I may not be familiar with exactly who they might be.....still...not many things better in this world than getting to appreciate the physical beauty of a Woman.

    And yes the wonderful joys of face sitting....being a boomer not sure how much my generation of men took advantage in their life times of this most delicious treat....it was kind of a forbidden fruit among many of my peers....as was the reversal among Women....

    and yet I never hesitated....and have enjoyed many a scrumptious meal, with my Woman enjoying sitting on my face, or my kneeling between here thighs, enjoying the privilege of serving her...making sweet love to the essence of her Womanhood....and thoroughly enjoying her pleasure....as much as my own.

    Nice post as always. Thanks, Ms. Chaland.

    hs

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    1. Thank you for the compliments HS. Hope you enjoy your afternoon. :)

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  5. I think the American Taliban's idea of you not wearing pants and your idea of not wearing pants might be two different things.

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