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My suspenders broke again...
Don't forget, our skin is the human bodies largest "organ"...
To break it down, from what I can gather after a cursory viewing of the website, this "religion" appears to be about...ass worship. All I know is I don't qualify for any Badunkadunk Junk-in-the-Trunk category. :)
The religion is called Adonitology, named after a man who calls himself the Prophet Adonis. He claims that on Jan 3rd. 1996 he was visited by an Angel, the Holy Spirit (who is a curvaceous bottom diety *big sigh*) and Christ to form a religion for women with curves and to write a Holy Book for them, which is called the Book of Adonai.
KanÅ Jigoro, the legendary founder of Judo. Despite being a smaller man, he could toss large men with ease, but only after persistent studying and practice. On his death bed, he asked that he be buried in a white belt instead of a black belt. He wanted to be remembered as a learner, not a master. Humility, grace, being unassuming...that sort of emotional maturity, is admirable and attractive.
A glorious picture of my finger, or maybe my thumb.
Just so you know that while photographic technology has improved...my skills have not. :)
Someone posited recently their opinion stating: "I imagine that more women are more comfortable being sexual with their bull without the cuckold around."
I would say that probably applies to most women, and in my opinion, its most unfortunate. I think so much has been made of the visual aspect due to porn, that we can feel like we're on stage, being a spectacle and the entertainment, instead of being pleasured and being "entertained". And obviously body image, self esteem and those issues are a factor with some people, both women and men, but that still ties into my overall point that...this should be about fun, not pressure and stress, so people should go about it in the way that makes them most comfortable.
Being "on" can be difficult, for anyone. The only disappointing cuckold related experience I ever had was once the "event" started, the guy got nervous and could not stay erect. So after a bit I just politely escorted him out the door. I did sort of feel sorry for him...somewhat. I know he was out of his element, but at the same time he "applied" for the job, was young, in shape, well hung, but could not man up. And to be honest, a guy can't get or maintain an erection in front of a naked woman, we/I take offense as the question arises...is it me? Do I not turn him on? Why is he flaccid? He's not attracted to me? One questions if they, meaning me, is not hot enough to get him hard, so its very uncomfortable all around for everyone. And no, I did not meet up with him again, even though he tried. I'm sure his ego was bruised and he wanted another chance for a..."redemption" fuck. Not happening. :)
105-year-old Female Sprinter sets World Record.
She is hugely inspirational. I so admire her attitude and perseverance. :)
That looks like it was an epic concert, lucky fan
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It appears to have been a stellar evening, even golden, some might say. :)
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DeleteInteresting point about women being more comfortable just with their bulls, I imagine most guys probably perform better one-on-one as well, and I'm sure most people would feel super awkward being in a room with two people having sex IRL. When you think of most voyeur fantasies the observer is hidden from the participants and spies on them through a keyhole like from your last post, or through a window, or a bush.
ReplyDeleteI think porn, and even mainstream movies, gives a totally false portrayal of what actual sex looks like; not just crazy positions and whatever, but how dignified everyone involved looks. It's like the stand-up but (not sure who came up with it first): How do you tell when a woman's faking it? When she looks good whilst she cums, she's faking.
Fooled around on the Adonitology website, it seems that they worship the original creators who were there at the end of time, one of whom was a woman with big curves. So they don't worship women with big butts, but they do revere/idolize/cherish them for being in the image of the creator, and encourage them to wear tight clothing? I like that the founder has his own music you can buy, L. Ron Hubbard missed a trick by not putting out a record on vinyl when he fabricated his bullshit religion.
Got to go now, there's a gaggle of lawyers at the door! ✌
Porn is just like any other entertainment, not based on totaly reality. Acttion movies, Chick Flicks, Rom-Coms, Disney, they all take poetic license. Good luck with your lawyers and yea, starting a new religion might just be the "thing" to do. :)
DeleteThat concert reminds of when I was serving the beer to the women’s rugby team after a big win. One dared another to pee on me, then they all did.
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Damn, didn't know those Rugby chicks were so...hardcore. :)
DeleteOh Vanessa, rugby players are renowned for hardcore drinking and escalating shenanigans. I once heard a podcast where a rugby player for his university team casually admitted to biting the head off a dead snake they found in a parking lot after a typical drinking session, because he was dared to. If you're drinking in the same pub as rugby players you're as likely to see chanting and genitalia as you are cauliflower ears!
DeleteOn my side of the world, we know nothing of rugby, I guess, and as I pay no attention to sports, at all, I would know even less. And based off of information from your missive...you can see why. :)
DeleteIt's essentially American Football without the protective gear, crowds, touchdown celebrations, TV coverage, draft days, Superbowl, cheerleaders, marching bands, flyovers, drug scandals, fantasy leagues, pre-game prayer circles on the field, exploitation of twenty year olds for profit, video games, special jackets to wear off the pitch... Basically a bunch of blokes throwing a funny shaped ball and diving on whoever catches it.
DeleteYea, it sounds stupid. My ball games are more fun. :)
DeleteI can believe that! From a 2017 BBC article:
DeleteRugby's governing body in England, the RFU, has said initiations at university clubs are putting people off wanting to continue playing.
Its development director, Steve Grainger, told Newsbeat: "It's totally unacceptable and there's no place for it in our game."
Initiations include eating dog food, drinking vomit and throwing around dead chickens.
The RFU says the traditions are partly to blame for an estimated 10,000 school leavers who recently stopped playing.
"When we arrived we were stripped down in the changing rooms and made to get in penis size order," a former Liverpool John Moores University student told Newsbeat about his initiation.
"Then we had to play rugby with a raw chicken from the supermarket.
"Once we finished we were taken into changing rooms and had to put a piece of tissue paper between our [bum] cheeks.
"They'd set it alight and before we could take it out we'd have to finish a can of beer."
He says he thinks initiations are part of university culture and doesn't see a problem with them.
Pretty much tells you all you need to know about the mentality of your average player.
That's just demented, odd, disturbed and childish. I don't get that aspect of sports. Competing, okay. The hazing, the semi-gay stuff covered over with hyper-machismo...its all so strange to me.
DeleteTotally, but heavens forbid any professional team sport actually have an openly gay player. He might look at another guy funny in the locker room! *Clutches pearls*
DeleteThat was the case, forever, but recently there are a few coming out. Way past time.
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Rosco
Gnarly, dirty, violent bitches...yes? :)
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