Bedside Queening Chair. Designed by me. Built by me. Modeled by me. Tested by me. Because when it comes to oral sex, its all about...me. :)
Obviously written by a Taliban dude, or a GOP Christian fundamentalist.
Same thing really. :)
Yea boys...make sure...get out there and suck some dick! Just to be sure. :)
Actually, this is a very good and legit question for our "Republican Jesus" friends. Truly, hire/swap rent for maintenance, to run the food court, groundskeeping, painting, security etc.
If Obama had cheated on his 2nd wife with his 3rd wife, and then his 3rd wife with an escort (while his 3rd wife was pregnant) had multiple children with multiple wives, while cheating on his taxes for 50 years, then promoting the overthrow of democracy, while encouraging an insurrection, he would not have been able to be president even once, much less a 2nd term. #MAGA!!! :)
A polar bear sleeping on an iceberg.
Korean Boatman, 1904.
Night Taxi.
(Found Online.) Quit my job last night, it was nice to be home to make the kids breakfast and take them to school today! Off to hunt for a new opportunity, wish me luck.
Sexy!!! :)
That execution... :)
Land Grab.
How deep oceans actually are.
Do I get double lesbianics credit for regular preveling in reverse cowgirl cunnlingus?
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Hey for that move, you not only get the Gold Star, you also get a Golden Shower! :)
DeleteWe tried a golden shower once, but Irene was only partially successful being able to pee. We laughed and proceeded to have a particularly passionate encounter. Maybe we should try again.
DeleteI also have a fantasy where I am working my way through grad school (in some nerdy field) and manage to find a job working in a sorority that houses the women's rugby team. They pretty much ignore me until one day they instruct me to get a keg of beer for the patio. The team has a big win and they return, sweaty and mud-stained, to celebrate with beer. I am told to fill their glasses. When I spill, I am pantsed and spanked hard with their paddle. When one girl announces she needs to go pee, another dares her to pee on me. She does, then before you know it they are all taking turns. I am drenched and humiliated. At some point, they allow me to towel off, then take me inside. One after another they girls mount my face and I lick their pussies til they come. After that day, they make me wear a cheerleader's skirt and panties whenever I'm working at their house.
- Rosco
Damnaiscious Rosco! That is one hell of a busy and detailed fantasy. Obviously, one part of your brain has put some time into formulating that. :)
DeleteThanks, I've got more. Many involve athletic girls after they work our or compete - this is the only one where dirt and mud are involved.
DeleteSometimes Irene will spank me and tie me (safely) to the bed while she goes to the gym then smother me with her sweet pussy when she comes home.
Rosco
Understood. Dirty, kinky and nasty. :)
DeleteYou look like the hot lifeguard at a nudist beach! I bet you've inspired a lot of gay thoughts today!
ReplyDeleteThat fishy map of the world is a mindblower.
I think drugs should be allowed in sports, and beauty contests too. In fact, mind altering substances should be mandatory, because who in their right mind seriously competes in those things? Whilst we're at it, let's have make up mandatory in sports, applied by the opposing team. If we're making rapists and wife beaters millionaires for playing kids games we should maximise the entertainment we get out of them.
Interesting, as I've actually joked that this chair looks sort of like a lifeguard chair. I sometimes call it "The Perch". And I take your point on drugs in sports. If you look at probably 99% of all pro athletes, they are on *some* sort of PED, so its not really "cheating" as they're on a level field...enhanced through drugs sure, but as they're all doing it, its still leveled. :)
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