Friday, July 30, 2021

DaveofAntartica (DildoOfAntartica? DaveTheTartofAntartica?) :)

Because "Dave of Antarctica" has become such an insufferable whiny wanker demanding new photos: Kiss it, lol. KISS the Fucking Screen! Make Love to the photos I just took, especially for you, you Horny He-Bitch!! Notice, I even zoomed in on the peds, the footwear, in the event you got some sort of toe/heel/arch/foot fetish. And an ass shot. Just in case you want to kiss my fucking ass...via the screen, and get all hot and bothered and go fuck a Walrus or whatever the hell your freak-ass is into!  :)

(To my regular sane readers, please excuse the above and this entire post. Dave is a "special" case. He has issues. Due to his living in Antarctica, his balls shrank to the size of peas.)   :)



 

Follow-up...in response to my above post, look at what the Walrus Wanker sent me.  
Proof that he's demented...ergo why I wear Kevlar Panties.  :) 

19 comments:

  1. Ah. For me? I'm amazed at your effort. Just matching the socks...I don't know how you do it. ;-)

    So pretty. Look at that nice contrast ratio!

    Bunny slippers. Now that's the ticket.


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    1. My talents amaze a lot of...well, no one really.

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  2. Kevlar aside ;-), when I'm not kayaking through the ice floes with my harpoon at the ready, or gathering elderberries in the summer, or drying salmon on whalebone racks; I'm reading your insights. They've already helped a woman I know go from sub to domme in just a few months. In that time she must have shot five guys out of a cannon.

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    1. Dude, seriously...seek help. That "woman" you know, is a snowwoman you made, and that "cannon" is a water pistol. :)

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  3. Well, I may have melted her heart. Perhaps the next one should stay a bit further from the fire. Water pistol? You Southerners...as if there's liquid water about.

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  4. I reckon Dave will have creamed his snowpants looking at your green top - on account of how it has "armholes!"

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    1. Nope. Didn't you see...where I mentioned his balls shriveled up due to the cold? They don't work anymore. :)

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    2. I wasn't imagining a large stain! I read they were pea-sized, didn't realise they were frozen too! Poor bastard.

      Hope his lips don't stick to the cold screen as he kisses your delicious read end!

      I like your pants - only because I imagine you begrudgingly going to the pants store and buying the ones that *just* fit the description of what qualifies as pants - their most un-pants pair of pants, that is! Plus you look great, as always!

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    3. Not that it matters, but I sew my own PJ's, and "lounge wear". Just more comfortable that way. :)

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    4. Very impressive! And better than lining the pockets of the Big Pants far cats!

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    5. Tankerton Latch: Why am I posting messages on your blog...when you won't approve them? Did I offend you? Did I say something wrong? :)

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    6. I just asked you a question above...in case you missed it.

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    7. My quality assurance is a lot more rigorous than yours! Don't worry, my team have approved your comment - which I very much enjoyed - and it is now visible for all to see!

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    8. Quality assurance? You mean...we're supposed to do that? :)

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    9. Only if you want to stop penguin fuckers mansplaining how to take photos of your gorgeous ass when you've just posted 20 pictures of it... Expecting you to learn Photoshop to tweak your photos to his liking rather than just being grateful... I reckon the guy spent so long sucking off a walrus that he deprived his brain of oxygen!

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    10. Perhaps we're being a bit harsh, it *is* lonely, down there on the frozen tundra...people get horney. :)

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  5. Hey, they work.They're just very small. The arms, that is.

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  6. WC here

    I’m glad you’re keeping the troops and workers in Antartica horny and entertained!

    Living down there must get pretty dreary…

    You are a funny girl!

    Keep on keeping on:)

    And stay horny (although I don’t think that will be a problem!)

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    1. Hey, someone has to entertain the lonely....penguin fuckers. :)

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