I'd do it for free. :)
I do it for...science. :)
Pink pants! :)
Old Man of Storr, Trotternish Peninsula, Isle of Skye, Scotland.
Momma Liger and her baby.
Thursday, February 28, 2019
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
Time to go Worship the "Church" boys... :)
If you don't "get" these gang signs....I pity your wife. :)
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
Some women in Libya wore adornments indicating their number of sexual conquests.
Herodotus describes the Gindane people of Libya like this: “The women of this tribe wear leather bands round their ankles, which are supposed to indicate the number of their lovers: each woman puts on one band for every man she has gone to bed with, so that whoever has the greatest number enjoys the greatest reputation because she has been loved by the greatest number of men.”
Don't you just hate it when you're working out and your "panty suspenders" break? :)
Sunday, February 24, 2019
Really Real Realistic Reality. :)
Reality is a self perceived view of our lives, experiences and surroundings. And the amount of Vodka consumed at that juncture of time and thought. And whether or not one is suffering from a wedgie when contemplating the profound concept of self, time, epistemology... and the price of Tacos. Or maybe...not.
Why am I developing cuckold urges? Why do I think I’ll prefer watching then having sex?
(Reddit "Advice") :)
I don’t know why but the idea of watching my girlfriend getting by fucked by someone else better than me absolutely turns me on. I’m not gay or bi, but I really want to see her with someone whos tall, muscular, and with a big cock. Everything I’m not. I want to see her pleased in ways I can’t provide for her. I want to see her in a truly sexually aroused state. Another thought that turns me on is that she still stays with me, because I’m a good boyfriend/provider just not a good lover. So she gets fucked hard and satisfied, but comes back to me to cuddle and kiss.
I want to watch her be a complete slut for someone else’s pleasure while I watch. Why? Also why do I feel like I would prefer to watch and jack off to my girlfriend with someone else then actually have sex with her myself? Even my dick gets harder when I think about watching her with someone hung then when I’m with her. I also want her to tell me how much better he feels for some reason too. Why am I like this? Is it biological or psychological?
Saturday, February 23, 2019
Friday, February 22, 2019
Holy...Fuck Me With an Unhacked Smart Dildo!!!! :)
You know....why the flying flipping fuck do you want a "smart dildo"? I mean, smart toys, smart fridges, smart phones, Alexa, smart cars, smart dishwashers, smart security alarms, smart microwaves, smart garage doors, smart, smart, smart...how "smart" are we, as consumers, as a species, when they ENDLESSLY hack into these devices and the companies that make them lie, lie, lie, about it?
I'm just fine being "dumb old me" with my dumb phone, my dumb appliances, my dumb security system (rescued Rottweilers from the pound) and my totally stupid ass, 100 % moronic dildo....which is sometimes also known as my submissive husband, lol (made myself laugh with that joke). :)
Thursday, February 21, 2019
Fuck...
(Copied and Reposted.)
Fuck.
I have so often said that language is an extremely poor form of communication. I offer my favorite proof of that statement. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
•It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
•It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
•It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
•It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off."
Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Donald Trump!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Sex Dolls Starring in Porn: One More Brick in the Sex Robot Freak Out Wall
What ever happened to sex between, you know...human beings? :)
Two photos of Super Snow Moon 2019.
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