I got a splendid Porn spam offer today. :)

For some unknown reason this was in my inbox:

What we have.  My boss is a publisher is looking for writers of porn stories  that are legal……  to use on his internet site.  You send a story  300=500 words. It will be read by an myself and another editor and either chosen or not chosen.  If chosen to publish you will be paid $ 25.00.  You will be notified  if it is rejected or accepted. Thanks Elizabeth 

So I replied:

Go fuck yourself.

There's your sex story.

Send me my money...scamming bitch.    :)