Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Pubic Hair Merkins...I'll be in my Blanket Fort if you need me... :)

I can't tell anymore what is real, parody, or a joke, what is supposed to be erotic, what is for porn, what is for sex, or humor...this world just keeps getting more and more bizarre.  :)  

 Merkins have a murky history. The Oxford Companion to the Body points to year 1450 as the year “malkin”  (from which the name for a pubic hair wig derives) first appeared. Perhaps due to shame-related reasons, no one can say with absolute certainty when the first merkin prototype was fashioned and worn. Independent of the puritanical need to hide our goodies, it is fair to speculate that the first small mane of falsies was sported with an aspirational air. 

                                                              Merkins - Pubic Wigs.                                                  

                              

 

   " Make A Merkin Great Again" Trump MAGA Hat.

 

"Make Merkins Great Again" Drumpf Model. 

 





Easy mistake to make...



50-foot tall statue of a Native American woman in South Dakota titled Dignity.













Its an indoor garden patio...inside the house. 


Hey...its a tough economy.  :)

  

Greenland Fishermen Tsunami. 

 

MegaHorse...

 

How reindeer herders pitch 'chum' tents in Siberian Arctic at -30°C. They move every few days and travel 1200 km in 4 months. Just something to consider, next time you're bitching about going out into the "cold" garage, to grab your cell phone, because you forgot it in the car.  :) 

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Big Vagina Ladies. Golden Showers. Random Asinine Idiocy. :)

What "Subspace" Is.
Its the confluence of being with the right person, the right setting, where the atmosphere, the tone, the ambiance, mood music, temperature and other variables such as that, meld with the "right" (right being unique to the individual) combination of sensations, pain, humiliation, pleasure, hedonistic effects, dopamine, endorphins, adrenaline, and other body chemicals, sexual arousal, heightened state of awareness, where one "opens their mind" and at the same time "closes their mind" and "Boom Shakalaka"....sub space. Or something like that. :) 
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I see posts about "unwilling or unsuspecting" cuckolds on forums. From a terminological exactitude standpoint, definitively speaking, historically and in many/most cases currently, *all* cuckolds are/were unwilling or unsuspecting. That some online people sort of tried to *change* the definition into one meaning something akin to swinging is unfortunate, as that removes a crucial element from the entire dynamic for women like me...whose husband matches that. :)
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Small Dicks versus Big Vaginas. The following stupidity...is from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" wherein there is a question/debate whether or not Jeff has a small dick, or his girlfriend has a big vagina. (Part of 2 and 3 are repeated...only clips I could find.)   :)

 



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Short version of "2257" is...during the insane Bush years, spineless bitch and religious fundamentalist jackass John Ashcroft, capitulating to pressure from the Christian Theocrat wannabes, created laws that virtually *no* adult content producers could comply with, with the hopes of driving them out of business, since the unpatriotic dicks can't control what you, as an adult, read or view due to that pesky little thing called...The Bill of Rights, which assures free speech, including and especially so called "offensive" speech. Anyway, after nearly 20 years, a gazillion wasted tax payer dollars, numerous lawsuits, an enormous number of lawsuits, all kinds of fear and anxiety on the side of both big and small time "porn" site owners, with some spending a fortune on lawyers, others closing their sites out of anxiety and fear, the courts ruled that it is....not constitutional.  

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The “Law of Urination” states nearly all mammals (including humans) empty their bladders over nearly constant duration of average 21 seconds. Why then, pray tell...has no one ever made a Golden Shower porn flick titled something like..."21 Seconds of Gold"?  :) 


 Also the 2010s and certainly the 2020s...


Winter nights in the Finnish wilderness.


Smokey Mountains. 


 


Fresh spring snow. Boulder's Flat Irons, Chautauqua Park, Boulder, Co.


Cameron Highlands in Pahang, Malaysia.








 

 Post office locations in the continental USA from 1770-2002.
 
 

Regular readers know I mostly don't watch porn. Sure, I make my own incredibly low quality home video's that I post here...but that's it. However, the clips below...sort of interested me.  

 

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Mastercard Issues Sweeping New Regulations for “Sellers of Adult Content”.

                Mastercard Issues Sweeping New Regulations for “Sellers of Adult Content”. 



The level of pressure that a few anti-porn groups (primarily NCOSE, formerly known as "Morality In the Media") are putting on some industries is intensifying, and they are achieving results. BackPage, Craigslist, PornHub, VISA, now MasterCard...plus a variety of others. One thing you have to sort of hand to the far right religious fundamentalist fruitcakes, they are tenacious, motivated by their zeal, and things like facts, laws, science, biology, the will of the people, autonomy, choice, free will, self determination, human nature, democracy, none of that matters...their goal being to turn the USA into their own version of a "Christian Taliban" run theocracy is all that exists in their insane tunnel vision. 
 
If anyone thinks I'm being hyperbolic about their nutty agenda...in addition to some of their "achievements" listed below, from their own website, they brag about having "Cosmopolitan" removed from grocery store checkout aisles. Yea, that's right..."Cosmo".   :)

What are these victories that have sparked the hopes of so many? While everyone has their own personal favorite, some of our significant achievements include:

The hotel industry’s removal of on-demand pornography from the television offerings in guest rooms;
Major changes to Google ads, GooglePlay, and YouTube;
Resolutions declaring pornography a public health crisis passed in four states (with more to come);
Disney’s removal of a sex trafficking scene in its Pirates of the Caribbean rides;
Stopping a bill in New Hampshire that would have fully decriminalized prostitution;
Ending the sale of pornography at U.S. Army and Air Force exchanges;
Walmart’s removal of eroticized child nudity books from its online store;
Marsh supermarkets removal of Cosmopolitan from checkout lanes in its more than 80 stores;
Stopping mainstream hotels from hosting a sex industry expos;
Working with major airlines to improve their policies prohibiting the viewing of pornography on planes.



From their website: 


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Apparently...people are not fucking enough.  :)


The violin that the lead member of the band on the Titanic played until the end, 109 years ago.


Mouthful...