Now "This* Is What I Call A Stud!

Made you look!

Now you have to learn something.  :)

 

The oldest known sculpture of a horse. 

Carved in mammoth ivory, the Vogelherd Horse is 35,000 years old.

 

 

 

 

Someone did a fantastic job with this photo.

Toilet Paper Tube Test - Tit Test. :)

Most Masculine Manly Macho Magnum Magnificent Man Meat.  :)

 

 

If the thickest part of your penis has plenty of room in the tube you need small-sized condoms called “snugs.” If your head doesn't fit through that toilet paper roll, you need “Magnum” size.

 

My New Year Prediction? Things Are Going To Be Fucking Marvelous!!!

 Ever notice that media (Cable, TV, print, sites, blogs, social media, etc.) in a shallow and greedy desire to get higher ratings and views feel compelled to do a "competitive beat down" on each other and politicians? Everything is dark and gloomy, gloom and doom predictions, elevating the fear level, making you afraid, making you feel like you have to be "connected" 24/7 so in the event something happens...you'll  be in the know! Why must you be connected? If a flood/fire/war happens on the other side of the world, are you going to grab a mop/hose/gun and go clean up? No, probably not. So if there is little I personally can do about it, why do I have to "Be First" to know? Ego? Am I so shallow that my ego dictates that I know that XYZ happened before you do, or my neighbor, one of my dogs or....my vibrator? News flash....my vibrator is pretty damn dumb and not a threat to me, but might be a sexual threat to my submissive husband. I mean my dildo is sexually superior to my blue balled cuckold. :)

 

Why is that? Why do they have that notion? Good news, according to them, doesn't sell "copy".

 

I mean people are happy when watching sports, or shows like "The Voice", baby colts or some animals frolicking in a field, watching kids play, or old people square dancing, porn, comedy...you name it, and people subscribe to, pay for, click, thumbs up, hit the like button, hearts, pass on, share, retweet on all of those genres of "media".

 

My point is they could make money off of bad news, and good news, and boring average things that happen in everyday life. Good things? I mean good things do happen. So do bad things. But the world has always had problems. Natural disasters, war, crime, famine, civil liberty issues, and yet somehow society and civilization has survived. They don't have to dial in on negativity, in order to make money. Editing, enhancing, creating what we see, being formatted by them, is really just appealing to the lowest common denominator, the bottom of the barrel.

 

Life can be hard, it also can be fantastic. Right now the USA is deeply divided (as are other spots in the world). But instead of letting them continue to add to this divide, we should all realize, we all need and rely on each other not only for happiness, but to survive. The world is full of quality people, that view each other as a collective, lifting up others so all of humanity benefits. Doing things for the common good, progressing slowly and surely, assures everyone of a better tomorrow. 

 

I have no idea what might happen in the upcoming year. I'm not clairvoyant, a soothsayer, don't read palms, tea leaves, can't see into the future. What I do know however, is that I can control how much of the negative nonsense I allow into my life, and how it affects me. My desire is to be more at peace with the world, with other human beings, with the Universe and my place in it. That's really about all I can control. My little space, my little corner, whom I interact with, how I comport myself, my ethics, integrity and personal agenda. I can only try to maintain a positive and optimistic attitude. Just me being so very nice, happy, kind and polite, as I always am. 

 

And anyone that doesn't like it...can kiss my ass, lol.  :)

 

"Mine Goes To 11." :)

 

 

I loaded this photo because...well just look at him...that's why.  :)

 

 

Remind me again why we have to cover our "flopping saggy" breasts?  :)

 

 

The fear mongering paranoid racists over at Fox News would report this as....

"Muslim attacks four British youth!"

Queening Chairs versus Smother Boxes.

 (This is a repost refresher. There will be a test. Fear not...it will be an oral test only. )

 

 

Smothering boxes tend to have a two fold purpose. Obviously for aiding in the function of providing oral service to a females nether regions, but also for some people, actual smothering. Erotic asphyxiation (breath play) is a fetish for some people where the ability to breath is controlled or reduced. To be perfectly honest, this is not something I have much experience with. But from what I've been told and have read, some people enjoy combining it with face sitting. 

 

So, a smother box can provide both the apparatus where a woman can sit comfortably for oral pleasuring, and she can, by slightly raising and lowering herself, control the person underneath's breathing. Smother boxes also often tend to have sides, a bottom, some with a front with a U shaped neck resting place, and a locking mechanism for those more into the BDSM slave aspect of the...forced/on-demand oral tasks. Obviously not everyone prefers this element, so one will see variations.

 

A Queening chair tends to be a few inches higher (meaning the seat) and often the person underneath will use a small throw pillow or two for the obvious purpose of comfort, but also depending on their head size (cranium, not ego, giggles to self) for proper positioning and "reachability".

Queening chairs can be more "open" or also closed in like a smother box....but generally a front, sides and a bottom are not required and they may be more "airy" and opened up, better lit because of that.

While to the purist there are very distinct differences, for the more casual user and aficionado of the...shall we call it "cunnilingual arts" it s a matter of semantics and preferences. Both create a sturdy and comfortable seating apparatus for her to lounge on, both provide a visually appealing (for the person on the bottom) view of her most intimate parts, and both allow for extended sessions where her legs and back, her knees and arms don't have to support her body weight.

 

More information can be found from this Wikipedia entry on Facesitting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facesitting & other sources. If people have further questions, "some people" may actually consider yours truly a source of some level of expertise on the topic. :)
 

 

Mammals and Manimals. :)

Caretakers at Myanmar's Wing Baw camp for orphaned elephants use giant crocheted blankets to protect the animals against the unseasonably cold weather.

 

 

 

 

You know you're getting old when you want the Domme to move the naked men....

So you can see what's on the book shelf.  :)

 

Jesus and Christmas. :)

 Jesus was a diminutive brown-skinned Middle Eastern undocumented immigrant who spoke Aramaic. He condemned the greedy and commanded us to serve the needy without condition and cast the greedy heretics from the Temple. He was murdered by conspiracists who preached the rule of an authoritarian police state, over benevolence, altruism, forgiveness, and compassion for all humanity.

 

 

What The Hell? :)

"You" Asked Me About Retro Black & White Photos...

Merry Christmas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Mélange of Assorted Random Medley of Memes. :)