Saturday, May 2, 2020

Snuffleupagus 2020! :)

Daaaamn!  She's just....telling it like it is.  :)


Not sure what this first photo is...must be an astronomer....looking for/at Uranus.  :)

 


 

I own guns and support the 2nd Amendment...so nobody freak out. 
Having said that, yea, some people look/act like dicks, strutting around with their guns. 


 

I didn't know they made specialty mattresses...for orgies.  :)


  

Business recession shutdown rules...
Supply and Demand.
Whatever is hard to find...the value and price increases.  :)




 



And the job went to, the lowest bidder...

 

Bioluminescent dinoflagellates along the Persian Gulf.

 

This plug is designed to go around other plugs. 

 

US (contiguous) population density map. 




Native American 3rd Gender. (Berdache - Sex Servants.)

Berdache: The term originates from the Arabic word bardaj (“slave” or “kept boy”).

In numerous Indigenous Native American cultures (and a multitude of cultures around the world, but obviously with a different name due to language differences) Berdache were considered two spirit shaman, where they often "dressed like a girl", functioned in some cases as a "second wife" and often as a slave or servant of the primary couple, but also considered to hold special “medicine” powers as healers. Not all two spirits lived as slaves, and while in some cases the term "slave" is a good descriptor, its not quite accurate. The Berdache were under the protection of someone high up in general, did women’s work, wore women’s clothes, and were generally healers as well. This was considered a place of honor, more than a place of disrespect, but they were still considered "owned" by the couple they served and serviced sexually. This might be close to what we would call bisexual today, and/or submissive, but the mindset was not quite the same as we view the world today. The point is, gender fluid people, transsexual, transvestites, gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, sexual submissiveness...whatever titles one might prefer to use, is nothing new. 

"Paging Cuckold Bob Berdache to Tipi Number #5!"  :)




Friday, May 1, 2020

That's it! I am Done with other Human Beings! :)

From a Fetlife thread where a meme I posted about Trump had multiple comments of agreement, and then this guy showed up. He made the comment shown below, I, of course replied in my usual...sweet and charming manner, lol. 


Then he sent me the unsolicited private message shown below.

 

I have no earthly fucking idea what this Trump asskisser is talking about. I mean first, in the message title, he calls me a bimbo. Okay, great. Then he says Trump has been vaccinated. For what? There is no coronoviurus vaccination in existence. Period! As to my "furry cunt", my alleged need to use it to make a living...and my lack of a brain...alrighty then, all I know is this cretin seriously brightened up my day! Oh, by the way...after sending me the message...he blocked me.  :)


  

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Chaotic Clusterized ClusterFucking Covfefe. :)

A *very* cozy patio. 
Warm, inviting, safe and secure looking, friendly, happy and serene. :)

 

Well, my word and land-sakes...how did *this* get in here?  :)




You ever notice that every single person in the Trump administration is both a pathological liar and bat guano stupidly insanely fucking certifiably nutzo crazy?  :)



 

Beilstein, Germany. 


 

For those that forgot...or are too young to know...this is 80's "Big Hair". :)





 

Actually, its not all that weird or baffling. The previous presidents were either Democrat or Republican. Trump is neither. Trump is just...fucking Trump. 







Some guys claim they just *can not* find a date...I can't figure out why.  :)




 

 Me, rolling over in bed.
No wait, maybe its an iceberg.  :)

                                

Crazy-fast Dad reflexes.

                                

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Queening Chair - Smother Chair - Facesitting Chair - BDSM Furniture

This Chair is designed larger (wider & longer) than I usually make so it should accommodate those of a larger body-type. The seat has roughly 3" of foam padding & batting & the backrest has 2" of foam padding, both are covered in a water resistant fabric. Most of the chair is made from repurposed material with a rough finish, & it's made so the persons head is in a comfortable position without the need of anything beyond a small pillow.