Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Holy Hell....My Head Hurts!!! :)

Because...Lincoln grew up extremely poor, often lacking food, never went to school beyond the 4th grade, read all the time, became a lawyer through an apprentice program, went on to become the President, was POTUS during the Civil War, which lead to the freedom of millions of slaves.

Trump was born filthy rich, spent his lifetime screwing small contractors out of money after they worked on his nasty hotels and casinos, gropes and sexually assaults women, dodged the draft, is a tax fraud, and has gone bankrupt 6 times. 

Why has it never occurred to racist idiots that the GOP as the "Party of Lincoln" (who sided with the North and freed the slaves) and the Confederate flag waving South (which fought to keep slavery) are diametrically opposed? I mean seriously...pick a team.  :)


Anyway....Melania is still trying to....

 


Can you smell the....MAGA?  :) 



Its gotta really suck when your wannabe sanctimonious, holier than thou Christian website advertisers are running ads with half naked women on the page.  :) 


Not unlike other wanna be fascist dictator, authoritarian unpatriotic douchebags...Trump wants all Americans to submit to facial recognition photos and bio-metric scans. I'm so tired of big government Republicans sticking their noses into the lives of private Americans. When they're not trying to identify, spy on and track everyone, which is a violation of the Constitution of the United States, they're trying to say who can have sex with whom, how often and in what position, ban porn, ban free speech, oppress women and everyone from the LGBTQIA community, force their religion on you, take your kids to die for more of their illegal and failed wars, while giving themselves tax breaks on money they never even earned....nor deserve. 

 

So sorry about your barn.  :)

 

Temple of Apollo in the Bergpark Wilhelmshöhe.


There Was an Attempt to Criticize and Blame Immigrants....

 


Saturday, November 30, 2019

Kama Sutra Kant Kommodate Kuckold Kocks. (Kama Sutra Can't Accommodate Cuckold Cocks.) :)

 Parts of the Kama Sutra are dated back to 400 BCE. Amongst other things, it suggests sexual positions. As I was reminded by a blog reader recently, not all those positions are really practical for those with, ahem, diminutive reproductive organs...meaning short stubby dicks. :)   

 


  



 




 

These are actually two icebergs that transformed into a brilliant blue shade as the light changed on the evening the photo was taken in Ilulissat, Greenland





A table built totally without screws. 
Old world technology and craftsmanship. 


Zion National Park. 


Thursday, November 28, 2019

What Size is the Average Penis?


(I don't know. Open your mouth and lets find out...cuckold. Giggles at self.)  :)



Now that...is what I call a Taco Bar.  :)


 





This Kitty Kat's (Cougar) back is so straight, it almost looks Photo-shopped. 


What a lovely family. :)


Age doesn't define swagger. 


Make mine a double.  :)


 


 

 

An hour-old moose calf crossing a road with the help of Mom.


Monday, November 25, 2019

The World Needs More of This. :)

 Smiley people. 
Safe people. 
 Sane people.
 Rational people.
Happy people. :) 

 





Consarn Dagnamit Insomnia! :)

Yep, yes indeed...what she said.  :) 


What's the big deal guys? Buy some mixed greens, a few pre-cut, pre-washed packages of carrots, bell peppers, radishes, broccoli, or whatever someone prefers, a few hard boiled eggs, some turkey, chicken, ham from the deli, a jar of dressing, and boom...Chef Salad.  :) 


No idea what its like to pee in a urinal, or to pee standing up for that matter...but if I had a penis, I think I'd be scared to put it in there.