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Don't Believe What AI Says...

 

At this point, AI results that pop up automatically are often just....wrong and stupid.

AI might say the above photo is of a lethargic ambidextrous pink pterodactyl.  

Which might be correct...what the hell do I know? 

I'm not smart like AI is...I just hang out here.   :)

Someone Took a PotShot At Trumpie...

And Republicans are acting confused and shocked at this happening.

Why?

They spend all morning cleaning their guns. They spend all afternoon killing things with their guns. They spend all night...fucking themselves in their own asses...with their guns.

They endlessly talk about and glorify violence. They tried to overthrow democracy on Jan. 6th. They want to elect a guy who says he wants to be a dictator and end democracy. They want to elect a guy who has no respect for the Constitution (and never read it, and could not understand it even if he did try to read it.)

They deny Biden won legitimately and tried to stop the transfer of power.

They've been treating the NRA like a God for decades, and they threaten everyone with shootings, gun violence, sedition, and other similar verbiage that only 3rd World Banana Republic Dictators spew out.

They were thrilled when SCOTUS said Trump had near total immunity, and of course are now trying to say Dems and/or Biden arranged this assassination attempt. (Side note, if Biden did, which he did not, according to dumbass conservatives on SCOTUS, 3 of whom Trump nominated, Biden would be "all clear" anyway, stupid fucks.)

So, why are they confused or shocked? They've been preaching and advocating and encouraging and threatening violence for decades. So...now they have it. Why are they crying like silly little bitches? You wanted blood in the streets...you got it, you lunatic douchebags. 

Probably...Melania hired the guy. 

On a serious note, I abhore violence. 

But...regarding Trump...Fuck him. 

What In The Blithering Blarney Consarn Copulatory Fuck Is Going On Here? :)

What is copulatory behavior? Copulatory behavior consists of mounting, intromission, and ejaculation. Copulatory behavior is often preceded by precopulatory behavior, which can include courtship displays, and leads to arousal and erection for the male and arousal and receptivity for the female.

Courtship?

I didn't get any damn "courtship"!

I was robbed!

Robbed I tell you!!

Trump & GOP “Project 2025” Threatens Sex Workers, LGBTQ, Want to Ban Porn.

Trump says he's never heard of this, and is lying as usual. He also said he's never heard of the women he molested, who sued him, proved he was lying and got settlements against him. He lies about all the abortions he's paid for. Bankers and lawyers insist that at least 2 people are in any room with him for loans or negotiations, and have for decades, because they state outright he lies and can not be trusted. As of 2021, 3 years ago (so the number has probably doubled) Trump’s false or misleading claims total 30,573 over 4 years, according to The Washington Post. Yes, he knows about it and supports the "Christian Taliban" that is promoting it. Not that he agrees with it. Trump has no conscientious scruples, no ethics, no honesty, no integrity and has never stood on principle for anything his entire life...he's just saying anything to try to win POTUS again...to keep his cowardly corrupt fat orange ass out of prison. 

How “Project 2025” Threatens the Rights of Sex Workers and the LGBTQ+ Community.

Project 2025 is a right-wing blueprint for the first 180 days of a second Trump administration. It was developed by a coalition of over 80 conservative organizations, including Alliance Defending Freedom, Family Research Council, the Heritage Foundation, and the American Principles Project, many of which have been designated anti-LGBTQ hate groups by the Southern Poverty Law Center. Their goal is to drastically reshape American society by rolling back freedoms and rights that have been fought for and won by women, members of the LGBTQ+ community, and advocates for freedom of expression in recent decades. Among other things, it proposes to ban pornography, withdraw the abortion pill from the market, and eliminate terms like “sexual orientation” and “gender equality” from federal laws.

Criminalization of Porn and the LGBTQ+ Community “Pornography, manifested today in the omnipresent propagation of transgender ideology and sexualization of children, for instance, is not a political Gordian knot inextricably binding up disparate claims about free speech, property rights, sexual liberation, and child welfare. It has no claim to First Amendment protection. Its purveyors are child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women. Their product is as addictive as any illicit drug and as psychologically destructive as any crime. Pornography should be outlawed. The people who produce and distribute it should be imprisoned. Educators and public librarians who purvey it should be classed as registered sex offenders. And telecommunications and technology firms that facilitate its spread should be shuttered.” 

  Project 2025 bans both pornography and LGBTQ+ content and criminalizes those who own or share it. Project 2025 declares any and all LGBTQ content as pornographic in nature, thus criminalizing it and placing LGBTQ parents, educators, and public librarians at risk of prosecution for allowing people to access LGBTQ+ literature, resources and other content under severe laws targeting pornography.   With new laws calling for the imprisonment of those who produce or distribute adult content, Project 2025 advocates for the arrest of millions of adult content creators — a War on Porn that might mimic the War on Drugs. 

Project 2025. 

Facesitting Home Video. :)

My homemade "porn" is not exciting as I am just enjoying myself, and do not care about camera angles. Anyway...  :) 

The End! 

Ending is based on request...you know who you are.  :) 

Happy Merry 4th of July! (And Possibly Goodbye to Democracy!) :)

The 4th of July. You know, so called "Independence Day". When roughly 248 years ago the US adopted The Declaration of Independence, declaring itself a country free from the control of King George III. So, we made it almost 250 years...but now, thanks to unpatriotic fucks in the Supreme Court, all nominated by unpatriotic fucking Republicans, 3 nominated by the most unpatriotic putz in America, Donald Fucking Trump, it might be ending.

Not to worry, most Americans pay no attention to Independence Day, the US Constitution or how unique those freedom giving laws are anyway. Most Americans view the 4th of July as a day to...get hammered, drunk, pig out and salute a US flag that was made in China.

And about half of the US wants to reelect a traitorous, seditiousness, emotionally, ethically and intellectually retarded, morally and financially bankrupt (6 times), born rich, philandering, woman assaulting, pussy grabbing, raping, multi-time convicted felon, who wears a wig, lifts in his shoes (high heels) a girdle, more makeup than a hooker, and regardless of the smack he talks, is the biggest pussy ass coward the world has ever seen. 

Trump, looking "manly" in his robe. 🤣😁

Who wore it better?

The bitch above?

 The bitch below?  

The GOP is just unfathomable. Imagine being afraid of Blacks, Browns, Jews, Gays, Women, Trans, Science, Journalism, Math, Healthcare, History, Rainbows, Elections, Laws, Common Sense, Logic, Books and Education itself. That's what being a modern day Republican is. Hiding behind walls, with guns, hoping "Daddy Trump" will protect them from...all that is mentioned above, while they pretend to be patriotic, tough and manly. 

Personally, I think people should consider voting for the guy who didn't make multiple coup attempts against the United States of America after voters rejected him for his innumerable failures.

(Pausing for intermission. Have to change clothes.)

(Okay, we're back, lol.) 

Yes, for those that saw the "debate" Biden did not fair well (and Trump lied nonstop and is incompetent, so he's never done well). What is it with these fucking Democrats that won't retire? Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was 87, died in office. US Senator Dianne Feinstein was 90, died in office.

 New Flash, there is nothing wrong with getting old. If you're lucky, you grow old. If you don't grow old, it means you passed away young. So, grow old gracefully, retire, realize when you are past your prime. Take the millions of dollars you got from tax payers and let someone younger take over and run things. Retire. You are not the only one that can do things. You are not that important. You are not that brilliant and rare, and are not the only people that can fill those jobs. What you are doing and have done...is fuck things up for others...due to your ego, greed, and senility. 

When Biden (who I think is a good man, husband and father) started his political career, it was some time back. How far back, you may find yourself asking? To put it in perspective, the same year Biden started his political career...This was a brand new car.

And this TV and VCR were state of the art, high tech, top of the line, brand new technology. 

And this is not only applicable to the Dems. On the GOP side, Mitch McConnell keeps freezing up during speeches (having mini-strokes) and for the last few years, the members of congress are the oldest they have ever been, in the history of the USA. To be blunt, the majority of them are a bunch of out of touch, senile old fucks that can't even stay awake during Congressional Hearings, cabinet meetings, truly, there is endless video footage of them nodding off, and in Trumps case, he kept falling asleep during his trial where he was convicted of paying hush money to a hooker who he was banging while his 3rd wife was pregnant with his 5th child. 

This is the best we can do? 

No. No, it is not. 

Retire these fucking people, whether they like it or not. And impeach the 6 conservative members of SCOTUS for being so partisan they just undid 248 years of the greatest democracy the world has ever known. I am not willing to live under an authoritarian despot dickhead dictators rule. People need to keep in mind, the 2nd Amendment was created for self defense and to fight tyranny...we will use it if we must. If they want to shred the Constitution...they may well find out why we own over 433.9 million guns. American Revolution 2.0 (hopefully not)...might be coming to a live theater...near you. 

Personally, I am locked and loaded...with my water pistol.  🤣😁

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And they say that cheap good help and willing subs are hard to find.   :) 

The End.  

(See what I did there? The End? Backside? Get it? Ahhh...never mind.)  

Dancing Naked (Almost). :)

For me, these two clips are not so much about the erotic aspect (while that does exist), but more about being impressive from the standpoint of strength, control, power, grace, style and composure. Sure, there is some flesh, some gyrating and undulating, young firm bodies, so yes, erotic from that standpoint, but the vision to create these "dances" and the emotion and passion behind them...that's what caught my attention. The portion on the second clip where the guy lays flat and holds her while she extends towards the floor, the core strength of both of them, when you watch it and think about it...not an easy feat. Anyway...  :)

Andrea Bocelli - Chris Botti - Italia.

 

I can think of no other song that is so serene, soothing, pleasant, soulfully transportive, calming and lovely. And the ending where they both "hold" their notes for about half a minute...so impressive.  :)

Fun Freaky Fucking Facts. :)

Due to lies, sex scandals, lies about sex scandals, lies about election fraud, actual fraud committed by pathological liar Trump, the GOP and fake news channel Fox, several billion dollars have been paid in judgements, fines, fees over the last couple of years. The following is just a brief overview. There have been many, many, many other cases, judgements, fees and fines levied against the most corrupt politician and political party, ever known to the USA. 

$130,000 hush money paid from pathological liar Trump to Stormy Daniels for fucking her while his 3rd wife was giving birth to his 5 child. Pathological liar Trumpie has a lot of baby mommas, and 2 out of 3 are/were illegal immigrants...not sure why his bigoted voters overlook that.  

 $382,000:  Pathological liar Trump paid in fines after losing a lawsuit against Orbis Business Intelligence over the dossier alleging Trump conspired with Russia to win the 2016 election.  

$454.2 million: New York Judge ordered pathological liar Trump to pay in penalties and pre-judgment interest for fraudulently misstating the value of assets on financial statement.     

$83.3 million:  Pathological liar Trump paid to E. Jean Carroll for defamation after he attacked her and said she wasn’t “my type” when she accused him of sexually assaulting her.  

$392,638:  Pathological liar Trump ordered to pay in legal fees to New York Times after a court tossed his lawsuit taking issue with the newspaper publishing his tax records.  

$5 million: A jury ordered pathological liar Trump to pay Carroll $5 million in a separate trial, which found him liable for sexual assault and defamation.   

 $937,989.39:  Pathological liar Trump and attorney were jointly ordered to pay in sanctions over the ex-president’s lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and other Democrats, which a judge ruled was “inadequate in nearly every respect” and “unsupported by any legal authority”.

  $1.6 million: The Trump Organization sentenced to pay after being found guilty for criminal tax fraud after evading taxes using gifts and other off-the-books compensation.

 Pathological liar Trump was convicted of 34 counts of falsification of business records in the first degree, which is a felony in New York.

 Pathological liar Trump has filed for bankruptcy 6 times...he almost never pays his bills.

 Pathological liar Trump has been impeached...twice. The only POTUS to "accomplish" that.

 Pathological liar Trump faced 91 felony counts after being indicted four times within one year.

Trump appeared on the talk show “The View” with Ivanka and said, “If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. Isn't that terrible? How terrible? Is that terrible?"

 Aides said Trump talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind Trump that Ivanka was his daughter.

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Pathological liar Alex Jones owes $1.5 billion in damages to the families of the Sandy Hook massacre where 20 students and six adults -- were shot and killed. 

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Fox News (owned by pathological liar Rupert Murdoch, 93 years old, just married his 5th wife) paid $787.5 Million for a Defamation Suit for pushing election lies and conspiracies.

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GOP?

(Geriatric Old Perverts?)

Party of "Family Values"?

Party of Ethics, Law and Order?

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Meanwhile...

Fucking My Cuckold Home Movie. :)

I have to give him credit..he tries so hard. I mean he thrusts, gyrates, tries to tease and taunt, and I love it. I only allow him access maybe, 2 or 3 times a year, so he really tries to make an impression, which I adore. You can tell by my breathing and moans...but still, he's a cuckold so, still gotta find and fuck that superior cock when I can.  

On this clip you can sort of hear a bit of SPH type commentary from me, but it's not real clear.

The thing is...I film stuff at home sometimes, but have no desire to do "porn". So the video, angles, the audio, background noise, lighting, editing, mostly nonexistent as...this is for my own amusement and "home library". If it appeals to others, great, if not, oh well.  

Annnd Start the Hero Worship. :)

 

People like this guy, just everyday normal people, living an average life, job, income, existence, who persevere and press on, are admirable.   :) 

STOP the Hero Worship. :)

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People need to remember, the biggest porn star in the world is Kim Kardasian. She was Paris Hiltons closet organizer (literally, that was her paid job) until her porn tape came out, interest grew, she got tit/ass implants, lip filler, Botox, she and her sisters started banging entire sports teams, married, divorced, married, divorced, gold digging, started selling products from 3rd World sweatshops. 

Their getting a lifetime of fame, good salaries, comfort, notoriety, private security, is not based on...intelligence, ethics, education, integrity, honor, honesty, brilliance or anything else...it's a fucking high school popularity contest, and not worthy of praise, adulation or worship. 

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Social Media Influencers.

The so called "influencers" have been proven, almost all of them, to be using staged photos (posing in front of cars, homes, mansions, private jets, boats, yachts, ranches, property) they don't own and are either just using for a photo shoot, or rented for a few hours. 

Private Jet Studio, created a unique business by renting out a private jet for Instagram photoshoots, but there’s a catch. People can experience what stepping onto a luxury private jet feels like, however they won’t actually be travelling anywhere, with the plane remaining firmly on the ground. The cost is $220 for two hours on the jet with a photographer, or $170 without. However, Private Jet Studio is a mocked-up aircraft in a studio. The interior appears to be a hybrid of several aircraft models. And the vast majority of photographs on Private Jet Studio’s Instagram page are collected from other sources on the web (one was the cover for a 2010 Hawker Beechcraft magazine).

Most "Influencers" are just pimping OnlyFans accounts through Instagram. And according to various personal finance websites, the typical OnlyFans creator earns about $180 per month, or roughly $140 after taxes. Yes, $35 dollars a week. They lie a lot...about everything. 

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SCOTUS, the Supreme Court, are nominated by whichever POTUS is in office and either confirmed or denied, based on party lines. It's a popularity contest. Whichever party has the White House and a majority in the House/Senate, usually gets their candidate confirmed. 

Their getting a lifetime appointment, a good salary, the prestige, comfort, notoriety, private security, is not based on...intelligence, ethics, education, integrity, honor, honesty, brilliance, or anything else...it's a fucking high school popularity contest. Most of them are not worthy of praise, adulation or worship. 

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People Who ARE Worthy of Admiration. 

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Malala Yousafzai.

A Pakistani female education activist and the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize laureate at the age of 17. The youngest Nobel Prize laureate in history, the second Pakistani and the only Pashtun to receive a Nobel Prize. Yousafzai is a human rights advocate for the education of women and children in her native homeland, where the Taliban had at times banned girls from attending school. In 2012, a Taliban gunman shot Yousafzai as she rode home on a bus after taking an exam in Pakistan's Swat Valley. Yousafzai was 15 years old at the time. Yousafzai was shot with one bullet, which travelled 18 inches from the side of her left eye, through her neck and landed in her shoulder.

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Jonas Edward Salk:

An American virologist and medical researcher who developed one of the first successful polio vaccines. Salk never patented the vaccine or earned any money from his discovery, preferring it be distributed as widely as possible. He wanted to save lives...period. 

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Bob Dole: 

An American politician and attorney who was in the Senate from 1969 to 1996. He was the Republican Leader of the Senate. Dole was also the Republican presidential nominee in the 1996 election and the vice presidential nominee in the 1976 election.

 In 1945, while engaged in combat near Castel d'Aiano in the Apennine mountains southwest of Bologna, Italy, Dole was seriously wounded by a German shell that struck his upper back and right arm, shattering his collarbone and part of his spine. Dole was paralyzed from the neck down, with blood clots, a life-threatening infection, and a fever of almost 109 °F, he was expected to die. His arm was never fully functional and in his right hand he held a pen so people would not try to shake his right hand. He first witnessed hunger and poverty as a child during the Great Depression, and later while serving in war-ravaged Europe during World War II, and ended up being one of the main driving forces for The Food Stamp Act of 1964 for poor people, making that a permanent piece of legislation.

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The old GOP, with people like Bob Dole, from a previous era. 

 The new GOP under Trump. 

Seriously, I am not a huge Biden fan, and the Dems often piss me off, often, but what in the living fuck happened to the Republican party?

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There are people on this planet that do good things. They are worthy of praise and admiration. However, the majority of people that receive those accolades, are a bunch of dumbfucks that somehow lucked into a cushy life...and are not worthy of anything other than...being mocked and maybe a bitchslap. Don't confuse the two.  :)

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Alrighty then...time for me to shut up, go find my submissive husband and make him...

worship this.  :) 

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Do you get it?

One NightStand.

Cock.

Creampie.

Got it?

Good. :)