Decidedly...this is a Blog Post. :)

You may be saying to yourself..."I've think I've seen this photo before." 

You may well be right. 

Or, was it...this one?

Or how about...this one? 

You have no idea right? Well guess what, you bunch of perverted pervertable perverts...I have no fucking idea either, lol. I mean, I take pics, they all look the same to me, and I never keep track of what I've posted or not. From my perspective, and perhaps from yours, the thought might be..."Get out of the way Fatty...so we can see the carpet." But let me add the caveat, I'm a chronic vacillator, have ADD, a short term memory, smoke too much weed, put Vodka on my Froot Loops, am seriously geographically challenged, get lost easily, so, you know...my opinion means nothing.  :) 

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Be nice to others. Try to be nicer to others. One can not be "too" nice, right? Well maybe. Being nice should not be conflated with letting someone take advantage of your generous time and effort...or your money, body, or soul...

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Tech Support said: The service backing search queries appears to have an internal issue. I’d guess it’s a proxy service that just calls a bunch of other services and coalesces the data into a query result. 

"Vanessa Support" rewrite: She was serviced backdoor (orally) after searching for her "query" (clitoris) and other internal "issues" (vaginal probing). I'd guess a "proxy service" (stand in lover) that calls up a bunch of other services (sex slaves) and coalesces (orgy) her data (booty) into a query result (clitoral orgasms).  A little tweaking, and that's some "quality" smut...right there, lol. :) 

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In my years on this planet I've come to realize that what many people exude as "confidence", is usually fear packed into a "front" that they project to the world. The flip side is the quiet, not-calling-attention-to-themselves people that don't need the accolades or adulation of the "crowd". Its sort of backwards really. The loudmouths, the ones preening and prancing around that get all the attention are in reality scared that one day the "applause" will stop. The people that don't need that, those that are truly secure, that have no fear of being themselves, are just fine being off in a quiet corner because they are "truly" secure from within. 

For everyone on earth, the mirror always lies. It tells some of us that we are ugly, too short, too tall, fat, skinny, too white, too dark or whatever. And for others they look in the mirror and see nothing but beauty and fabulousness, when in reality they are just average. 

Everyone has a past, and baggage and guilt and fears. While one part of me has a "public" profile in some aspects of my life, the majority of me is very private. I've never desired to be anything or anyone other than who I am...warts and all. When I do look at public figures of people that I admire, its not the bloviating arrogant types that were born rich and have done nothing for humanity. I admire Gandhi, MLK, Jimmy Carter, Sister Theresa, Dalai Lama...people of peace, that are benevolent and altruistic that used their public positions to further the advances of mankind, and not just to pump up an ego. :)

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Climate change is horrible, droughts and water shortages are tragic, but what the dropping water levels are revealing is fascinating from a historical, archaeological and anthropological standpoint. Not that gaining this information or these discoverys offsets the plight of so many people suffering, not one bit. But as a "byproduct" of what's occurring, it is very interesting. 

Roman ruins reappear from river in drought-stricken Europe almost 2,000 years later.

Severe drought in Spain uncovers submerged monuments.

Climate change has left parts of Spain at their driest in more than 1,000 years.

The receding waters have exposed the ruins of an 11th-century church in the usually submerged village of Sant Roma de Sau. 

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Speaking of droughts...the picture below represents my current sex life right now, lol. :)

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I don't know about anyone else, but I am beyond tired and bored with the rantings and drama of the "woke" left. I support, well regular readers know what I support and advocate for, but increasingly I think some of these people are just screaming to hear themselves scream, protesting just to protest, creating havoc with no clearly identifiable agenda or goal in mind, no defined mission, and are just a bunch of self aborbed, ranting fucking lunatics...and a pain in the ass. Sort of reminds me of the "Occupy Wall Street" protests, which accomplished, nothing, zilch, zero, nada...not a damn thing. 

I sometimes feel like I am more and more isolated, sort of  "politically homeless". I don't really care because belonging to a political party means nothing to me. But right now the extremists on both the far left and the far right, seem to garner all the headlines, they get all the media attention, which is unfortunate because the majority of people in the USA are overall, somewhere in the middle. It feels like there are maybe 7261 (or whatever) Twitter accounts run by a few hundred people that create most of the drama and noise, and everyone else is just mostly minding their own business. I mean, the same obviously applying to Facebook, Reddit etc. Most other people are having fascinating and intelligent conversations, some people meet, play, some fall in love and marry, some people form lifelong friendships, arrange meetings, munches, and booty calls, while this small group of "SumBeyotches" just freak out, whining and cancelling others, and each other, and bitch, bitch, bitch. Fuck 'em!  :) 

 

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I've mentioned that I have very little to do with viewing TV, cartoons, video games, Anime, Manga, or anything of that nature. So, when someone sent me the video below, I was amazed at how lifelike it is. Yes, I am a good 10 years or so behind (don't even care) so it might not impress anyone else, but I was stunned by the realistic nature of of it, and also find it sort of unsettling. I'm just not sure why anyone would want to replace actual human flesh, with animated cartoonish fake human flesh? The same applies to sex robots, the so called "pocket pussies", Fleshlights, blow up dolls and so on.  :)

Might be a Blog Post. :)

Betty Brosmer, later known as Betty Weider, wife of Joe Weider. It's interesting how some people just never really enter ones "radar". I've always been into working out, health, jogging, lifting weights, going to the gym, and sort of follow bodybuilding. Many people know of Joe Weider, and I knew of Betty, but for some reason, never saw photos of her from when she was a young bangin hottie.  :) 

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19th-century erotic interpretation of Roman emperor Hadrian and Antinous engaged in anal intercourse, by Édouard-Henri Avril. 

Imagine being "Fan Girl". Your job is to just stand there, fanning the dudes, engaged in the butt sex, while being deprived of cock. What a confusing occupation. I mean, she might be thinking "Guys, come on. I have three holes ready and waiting, you have two cocks between you, and you greedy fucks won't fuck me, but fuck each other up the butt?" :) 

Édouard-Henri Avril depiction of a woman on top which is more likely to stimulate the clitoris.

Édouard-Henri Avril depiction of cunnilingus in the life of Sappho. 

                      Erotic painting on ancient Greek kylix. (A kylix is essentially a drinking cup.) 

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Below are random musings and rants from a happily married woman who just happens to sexually dominate her husband, who also creates fetish items on the side, in addition to my regular career and my fulfilling life. In other words...it's just my fucking opinion, that's it. :)

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Why is it that adults can't have an open and honest discussion? What is the point in watering down everything and pretending that what is true, and has always been...isn't? Just admitting that human beings are strange, odd, fascinating, bizarre, frustrating and magnificent doesn't mean its an insult to humanity. The ability to laugh at our oddities and the strange circumstances that have us on this rock known as Earth is a plus...not a minus. I mean if I wanted to deal with people that are living in a fantasy world....I'd hit up an organized religious forum. Everyone is accusing others of fake news or "false generalizations". Which is simply a catch all accusation for anyone that doesn't agree with something another may state. It also doesn't make any sense. Are any, or all, or no "generalizations" based on incontrovertible, scientifically verified, immutable, peer reviewed....fact? I think not. 

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What's the old incorrectly attributed saying? 

I Don’t Want to Belong to Any Club That Will Accept Me as a Member.

Same thing with dating. Low self esteem and neurosis can make anyone have the same thoughts/emotions as above. In other words, if someone has low self esteem (usually countered with a public sense of bravado and overtly desirous of attention) they can't believe you are hitting on them, so that you are...must mean there's something wrong with you. So in many ways, your "stock value" just went down. Human beings are so fucking whacked and we are in some ways worse than men...who are largely simpletons when it comes to desires of physical pleasures and women. Not meant as an insult by the way...just fact. And most won't admit it, and some get hostile when its mentioned but...perfidiousness and perpetual malcontents...we are women, lol. :)

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Dating Advice...

Most dominant women dislike anything that is too...worshippy or too intense. When guys get like that...its sort of creepy, stalkerish. Most sexually dominant women enjoy certain types of protocol (of her own making), roleplay etc...but this is, or should be, about fun. And keep in mind, we have a life and interests outside of the bedroom. Any guy, or messages, that seems to isolate *only* on fetish or sex, makes the guy seem one dimensional, and can make us feel like...sex toys. Be well rounded, and display that when trying to make headway with a potential sexually dominant partner.  :)

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On Trans People

Sometimes it hurts my brain. I have a friend, female, who is lesbian, but married her high school sweetheart who is a guy, who is transitioning to female. So, while with him as a guy, technically to most people that is hetero, but when he's transitioned, it would be gay/lesbian. My brain hurts. :)

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Smutty Sexy Salascious Smut.  :) 

Sexual Female Domination Training...I’m sure that the reason why I enjoy punishing a man’s balls more than any other part of his body is because of his extreme vulnerability.  Sure, spanking his bottom and thighs is very intense and fun for me, but there is something special about causing pain to the most sensitive area he has.  My little Cocky is very obedient, and tries very hard to hold still for punishment, but I don’t make it very easy for him. 

  There are several ways I go about punishing him this way.  One is slapping, I slap his dick on the sides, and when I slap his balls, I slap from underneath.  Standing is the best way to get momentum, since Cocky is quite taller than I.  I also like to punch his balls, always from underneath, sitting in a chair, because when punching, you do not need so much momentum.

  Another way to inflict pain on Cocky’s balls is flicking.  Using my first and second finger, flicking his balls from all angles.  Kicking is probably the most fun for me.  Ballbusting can be done with or without shoes, and wearing shoes can definitely reinforce my authority, but I personally enjoy ballbusting barefoot the most.  To me it is more of an intimate act with skin to skin contact.  Also, I can better control pressure barefoot, building up from light, pleasant bumping to grimace inducing impacts.  His upper body jerks forward, and the sounds that are forced from him make me smile.  

  All of these acts are performed with Cocky standing in front of me, however there is one exception.  When I’m sitting on Cocky’s face, I sometimes use the riding crop on his balls to encourage him to do well.  The slaps needn't be so hard in this instance, because he is already very nervous being in such a vulnerable position.  Add to that his growing suspense knowing any second my pussy will gush my come all over his face, and any small smack of the crop is all that’s needed to get my point across.

 

  Taking control of your man sexually is not nearly as difficult as many may initially think.  Fortunately, I live in a free society where I am free to choose who I have sex with, and many women forget they have this freedom.  I am in charge of my pussy and who gets to access it and when.  Just because I like how a man looks, or how perfect his body is, or how sexually talented he says he is doesn't mean he can please me, and it doesn't just get him a ticket to ride.  My cuckold boyfriend is learning the hard way, as I have slowly introduced rules, rules that ensure he will give me what I need before he even thinks of his own pleasure. 

  I introduce the training with a promise that I will only fuck his dick after he licks me to my hearts content.  In the beginning of his oral training, I allow him to pleasure himself while doing so.  This quickly makes him associate licking my pussy with his own pleasure.  Also, I don’t say very much, I just allow him to enjoy, sometimes just reminding him that I must come first if he is allowed access to my silky pussy.  I even give him access easily during this part of the training, so he will know what he’s being denied later.  After a few face-sitting sessions like this, he is eager to lick me, he wants to serve me with his mouth and make me come, he starts to request it before I bring it up. 

  Slowly but surely I turn things around, I make more demands of him, give more instruction, inflict more pain on his balls.  Facesitting is presented as a reward for good behavior, telling him if he gives me a foot massage, cleans my kitchen, and does my laundry, maybe I will wet his tongue with my come.  I encourage him by giving him a treat, I place my finger into my pussy, and then rub my finger across his lips and under his nose.  This keeps my scent right there with him while he works, reminding him of his goal.  He gets to the point where he knows his goal isn't to have an orgasm, it is to give me orgasms. 

  Face-sitting is most pleasurable for me, and I want it for hours at a time.  To guarantee this will happen, sometimes a ruined orgasm is necessary.  A ruined orgasm is an important tool, for it prolongs the amount of time he is aroused.  If he didn't get to complete his orgasm, his balls still ache, his desire to please still intact, and he remains useful, ready to resume his oral training. 

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Holy Fuck! ,"{Not a fucking rant or a fucking bitchoff...just an amusing repost net find.} 

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. 

•It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

•It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

•It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

•It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"

- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"

- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."

- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"

- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."

- Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."

- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"

- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"

- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"

- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."

- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"

- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"

- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."

- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."

- John F. Kennedy 

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The nerve of some people! 

How dare you call me mentally unstable on this, the day of my cat's Quinceanera!  :)

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Ruined orgasms for submissive males.

A cuckold/sub with no pleasure is an anxious and very obediant husband. On the one hand this is very beneficial for you. He will endlessly think that "today" is the day that he will be allowed a lovely little orgasm and if he is REALLY lucky, it just might be inside you. He should be so lucky. 

The other side is that you want to make sure you keep his full attention. If he was forced to go to many days with out an ejaculation he can become listless, or even kind of cranky and difficult. In some cases punishment may be in order but in others its not fair to him. He deserves a reward for being so loyal and taking care of your needs. However, one aspect I love about this is his not knowing when he will be allowed a real and true orgasm.  

This can be done in several ways but the whole idea is that at that crucial moment, when his pleasure level can get no higher, when his balls are contracting and his sperm is at the brink of erupting, you either "stop or pull" away. If you are masturbating him by hand, right when his ejaculation begins you can either squeeze so hard it stops, or if you have allowed him inside, you climb off or pull away. 

I prefer to be on top when doing this but it can work in any position. If on top when he moans and freezes up I simply climb off and let his penis flop back on his stomach. If he is on top or behind (rare) I will squirm out from under him or just pull away. If its the squeeze method, I will simply grip very hard right beneath the head on his shaft and hold until the "feeling" has gone. 

In either case some sperm will leak out but the "explosion" he is anticipating and is desperate to have will be lost. He may try to grab his penis and stroke it a few last times trying to recapture that feeling but a well placed spank on his balls will stop that. There is nothing quite like the look on his face when he realizes what is happening. This also can serve another purpose as since he was not allowed to empty his testicles, he is still aroused. I always put that sexual energy to good use. As in its now a good time for some oral servitude. I order him to lay down under my Queening chair or/and facesit him until I have had a wonderful orgasm.  :)

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Maybe it's just me but, I find the actual "act" of cuckolding not quite as exciting as the before and after. By the "act" of course I mean the technical and literal point of having sex with another man. For me, a huge part of the "before and after" is as exciting as the "during".  

What I mean is when I have a date, with a recurring lover or a new one, I (usually) announce several days to my husband what my intentions are and when. This of course causes him great sexual anxiety, a tad bit of nervous jealousy...which I thrive on. So there's a great deal of teasing, taunting, oblique references to sights, sounds, smells and tastes and all that entails. It means I will be demanding extra oral servicing and he can expect blue balls and some CBT and punishment due to my pent up...sexual anger, if that makes sense.  I think what I'm trying to say is the actual "act" of cuckolding, meaning my lover penetrating me, might only last a few moments and he's out the door. But the "event" itself, from first notice to final cleanup and orgasm, can last all week. Just rambling here. :)

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The End.

And thank God for that. 

This whole blog post made...no fucking sense.  :)

 

Just Memes. :)

Unparalleled talent. 

All three of them. 

Second to none. 

No one else compares...period.  :) 

This...is Not a Blog Post. :)

A mans place...is with a woman seated on his face.  :) 

Queening Chairs - Dual Access.  

Blast from the Past!

Girls Night Out.  :) 

Queening Chair - Spanking Bench Combo. 

Fetish Furniture Factory

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Holy Ballsy Cock!  

They're making some damn good looking dildos these days. :) 

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Churches called out for staying silent about their abusive MAGA members & violent antics.

It's about fucking time. Seriously, what the hell took them so long? I mean, the Evangelicals, the "Christianists", the radicals, have been embarrassing any and all "real" Christians for...about 20 years (since the ugly Bush era). And yet for almost a quarter of a century these credulous sheep, these spineless gutless wimps, have largely said nothing while the GOP has done absolutely horrible things to other human beings, to innocent people, invaded impoverished tiny nations, decimated the environment and the entire planet, and...nothing. Silence. No words about how this agenda has, and had, nothing to do with the message of Jesus. Fucking wussies.  

GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene files legislation that would make it a felony to provide gender-affirming medical care to minors.  

Inline with the above article....would withholding medical care from minors be Jesus approved? I think not. 

Dictionaries Rejected From School District Following DeSantis Bill.

Double checking this headline...the GOP is rejecting, rejecting dictionaries, from schools, until they can be approved by a GOP hand picked "certified media specialist". You know who does this? Dictators and Despots from 3rd World Banana Republics...that's who does this. Stalin, Saddam Hussein, Saudi Arabia, China, the Taliban. No one, I mean no one, no one in any evolved 1st World Nation has government appointed lackeys approve what school kids can read...from a fucking dictionary. Fuck me...

MAGA Taliban housewife gives relationship advice. 

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These shoes...are out of fucking control!!   :) 

The End.  :)