Fat Bottomed Girls...Fuck PC!!! :)

That's it. I am 100% officially totally against any and all forms of political correctness (PC). 

Enough. 

Shut the Mother Fucking Fuck Up!

Or not, because I totally support free speech, so say what you want, but...shut the fuck up. I don't care about your whining and whimpering, and am not going to pretend I do, nor will I be silent about it. 

Queens song "Fat Bottom Girls" is adored by women all over the planet. Seriously. Watch any live performance and when Freddy announces the title right before they play it, the women of the audience go nuts with applause, cheers, gratitude, praise and adoration. Millions of women, of all shapes and sizes, all races and ages, from around the world love the song and have loved it for pushing half a century. As they/we should. It's an homage to full figured, large butted, big assed, junk in the trunk, bootielishish, ghetto bootied, rubenesque, callipygian loving pygophiliacs (might have added to/created part of that last word, lol.) 

One overweight woman (or a few) that dislike it can just piss right the fuck off. If they are triggered by shame or guilt over their own body image, go to the fucking gym. 

If we "cancel culture" every single song, lyric, books of fiction, poem, movie, art, history books, novel, there will be nothing left. This concept, trying to erase anything that offends you, is cowardice. It's not brave, it's not taking a stance on anything worthy, it has nothing to do with feminism, it has nothing to do with protecting children, it has nothing to do with anything other than emotionally weak and easily triggered people, wanting to shield themselves from reality. Fuck 'em....I don't care. 

The same way that religious fundamentalists claim to want to repress or censor anything they view as "pornographic" (though all traffic stats show the so called "red states" are the biggest consumers) and the "pronoun pushers" want to demand the end of science via verbiage regarding transpeople, (men are men, women are women, transmen are transmen, transwomen are transwomen, and no, one is not the same as the other, period) and other people want to censor or restrict words that have multiple uses, (the word retarded for example, to retard something, to slow something down, to be slow, paint retarder, flame retardant, accelerating or retarding oxygen or acetylene on a torch or retarding oxygen or fuel on a carburetor...my husband taught me the last two) and saying the term "People of Color" (ALL human beings have color dumbasses, even Albinos have melanin, no one is "invisible", we all have color) and on and on and on....fuck it, fuck this, fuck them, fuck that, fuck me, can't fucking stand it anymore. 

ALL women have a fat ass (to varying degrees). It's what gives us curves. It's called adipose.

(ad·i·pose: (especially of body tissue) used for the storage of fat.) 

If having a fatass (phatass?) is not desirable, then why are millions of women getting BBLs? The Brazilian Butt Lift is a multi-multi-million dollar industry. (Side note, this is also the most risky and often fatal form of plastic surgery. It kills more women than any other type of body augmentation procedure, and is quite costly, and often looks horrible, so don't do it. Go do some squats instead.)

The reason women are doing this, is because guys find it attractive, some guys at least. It's considered sexy, which turns some guys on, which means the women will give the dude a boner, so he will try to ram his bonerfied cock into their wantonly womanly wombs...which they, in part, enticed him into that desire, with their fat asses...aka "fat bottoms".  

Speaking of color, and dicks.

Here is a little demented orange dick...

Yeah, I know this "controversy" is about a half a year old. What can I tell you. I'm always behind. And by behind I mean...butt. And by butt I mean...ass. And by ass I mean...fat ass. And by fat ass I mean...

Anyway, I will now proudly (that's right, proudly) take my politically incorrect, retarded, person of color, fat bottom...and go find something else to do. 

Dating Apps for Fucking? :)

I no longer understand...the "dating deal". Okay, so, the majority of dating sites require a full face photo, which they want confirmed. That means via facial recognition software, your visage is forever logged into a data base, which is 100% assured to be hacked. I mean assured. There is no website on the planet that either can't be hacked, or has not already been. The DOJ and the Pentagon have both been hacked, multiple times, so there is no way in hell that some half-ass dating sites aren't as well. 

And from what I read and hear, the majority of them charge a fee for full access, and apparently are inundated with catfishing photos, spam, scams, lies, dubious ads, dastardly duplicitous deviant derelicts desiring dates, links to OnlyFans and porn sites, and are generally not worth the time, effort, money and hassle. Craiglist personals are gone, as is Backpage. So, the gym culture is toxic, the plastic (plastic butt, tits, lips, surgery, forehead, nose, eyebrows, cheekbones, calves, etc) "Influencer Botox Bitches" have ruined that, the bar scene is not for everyone, so where do people go to meet finely frolicky finessed fuckable friends for fucking and frivolous fucking around for fun? 

I mean airpuffed cock ring boy here...is probably getting more action that I am.   

I might have to purchase something akin to the two below, just to get a thrilling threesome. 

I am failing to grasp where and how people are meeting. Obviously the pandemic threw a monkeywrench into things for a year or two, and since then it's like...the whole world has changed. For those people that refuse to give up their identity to some random website wherein their name, address, credit card, plus a face photo (every single thing nefarious people need for identity theft, or blackmail) and have no desire to sift through 47 billion bogus and lame ads, mostly leading to porn sites, I don't get what or where people are applying their efforts into finding..."Bok-Bok" (yeah, thats a "clinical" term for coitus, that I made up, lol).   :) 

Toxic Masculinity Does Not Exist.

Now you see it...

Now you don't. 

That's how you make "Toxic Masculinity"...disappear.   :) 

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Toxic Masculinity? What even in the living fucking hell is that? I mean, the term would be subjective and arbitrary. Applicable to some, from one person, or someone, but not to or from others. What one might view as "toxic" another views as sexy, or hot, or caring, protective, a good provider, a good father, husband, brother, nephew, cousin, neighbor, employee, employer, friend or whatever other title you might give him. 

Some people are toxic, or have toxic personalities. People, meaning both men and women. There are just as many toxic women as there are men, perhaps more. But ascribing any characteristic you don't like or agree with to a man or men in general as "toxic" just makes you...a dumbass. Seriously, that sort of sweeping generalization makes the accuser toxic, not those accused. 

I'm tired of the media, social media, blogs, podcasts etc... always talking about "Toxic Masculinity". That masculinity, is what built...your home, office, car, roads and freeways, bridges, dams, sewers, airplanes, railroads, grew your food, agriculture, butchered your meat. There is historically very little that was not built with sweat, brute force, strength, power, manhandling, masculine energy. Sure, in modern times there are more tech things, more robots, automation, things that build stuff, but that is new. For decades prior, centuries, thousands of years, tens of thousands of years, it took men to build...the cities and towns we live in. 

Whalers, seamen, tribesmen, indigenous people, farmers, ranchers, hunters, explorers, miners, cowboys, warriors, from anywhere and everywhere, regardless of race, color, creed, origin, that masculine energy and power, that drive and motivation, determination, that's what built the societies we all enjoy comfortably today. 

I get it. The "world" is built, in most places pretty safe, so some women get a degree, start an OnlyFans, make a few bucks, and bitch constantly about men. But the thing is "SweetyPieGumDrop", that highrise condo you live in, built by men. That car you drive, built by men. The road you drive on, built by men. The Starbucks, men. The elevator you ride up/down, men. Your food, most or much of your clothes, cell or computer, medicine, vacation getaway, the plane you took to get there, the products and merchandise that crosses the oceans that is protected from Pirates and thieves...men. 

So, to end this little rant, a synopsis of sorts, to finalize it, to conclude my thoughts, to wrap up my point, to finish it, to bring to a close my rambling diatribe...men.  :) 

Kinky Sex Trends. :)

 

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So, here I am, sitting here, all alone, bored, it's raining/sleeting/snowing outside, some sort of something wet coming out of the sky, and I got curious what people are searching for, sex wise, on Google. Naturally, I fired up the "porn machine" (computer) and went to Google Trends. Obviously I am only searching within the somewhat narrow realm of things I'm interested in. I mean, I did not run a search for "Submissive Furries Dominated and Scolded by Matronly FemDoms" nor did I run a deep dive search for "Oil Drums of Anal Lube for Sale" or anything like that...though both sound like fine fetishes...just, for other people, not for me.  :) 

Anyway, I entered a few keywords, set it for 5 Years search, and the results are below. There was a massive dip in pretty much all of them, about 2 or so years ago, which I have no understanding of. That was not really pandemic related, time wise I don't think, so am not sure what would have made so many people cease sex searches and be focused on other things, but obviously something was distracting them from their carnal thoughts of...carnality. Anyway...

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Ballbusting.

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Cuckoldry. 

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FemDom.

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Facesitting.

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Spanking.

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Okay, I should probably go get a life so...end of this nonsensical "report".  :) 

FemDom - Cuckold - BDSM - YouTube...

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Go pimp and pump my "stuff".

(That's what she said.)

Click on my "buttons".

(That's what she said.)

Spread my "business" around.

(That's what she said.)

Click on one of my "things" and let it autoplay.

(That's what she said.)

Promote my "package deals".

(That's what she said.)

Tell your friends about my "goods".

(That's what she said.)

Whore me out and around.

(That's what she said.)

View my "store" and enjoy the event.

(That's what she said.)

Drop to your knees and provide worship.

(That's what she said.)

Genuflect properly while watching the visual entertainment.

(That's what she said.)

Leave Thumbs Up.

(That's what she said.)

Click my "Like" Button.

(That's what she said.)

Hit the subscribe button in a submissive, servile, obsequious, obeisant, obediant manner.

(That's what she said.)

Or not.

(That's what she said.)

Gay/Trans. Education. Burn/Ban Books.

Who bans or burns books? Who fears education? Who fears knowledge?  

People like this...

 

Don't burn or ban books....read them.

 

Enough said.