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Monday, July 11, 2022

Monday Memes... :)

Because...why the fuck not? :)

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Found the following online, she does not sound happy, and I get that frustration. :)

Looking for a Bull Who Understands Cuckolding

I'm looking for a bull but all I get are a bunch of simps who just wanna get laid. This is a "Kink" site. Not a vanilla hookup site.

If you don't understand a kink, don't apply. You're only wasting your own time.

I will not reply if you can't provide what I am looking for.

If you're just looking to get laid

GO ON TINDER

Tags: Cuckolding, Hotwife, Cuckoldress, Bull

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Maximum Gelatinous Gluteus Maximus? :)

There was a big hoopla made over the naked Titty-TaTa's of Florence Pugh (no idea who she is) wearing this to some sort of social function. I think she looks fantastic, I love the look, love the outfit, love the matching platform heels, and I really don't understand what the furor is.

Ah yes, the infamous "Toilet paper tube roll cock size test".

He passes the test. :)

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No surprise....I love well crafted snark. So I came across the following on some mainstream post about some mundane nonsense article posted...just to get hits. Well done I say. :)

The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by a human. These fish care more about this than I do.

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Aging and the aged old Vages. It used to be that any woman over say...30 or so, was considered "old". Then came the whole MILF phenomena, and beyond. So now, all these 50 plus year old women are flaunting the "goods" and pulling it off quite nicely in my opinion. :)

Demi Moore...59 years old.

Padma Lakshmi...51 years old.

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BDSM Furniture - Hotwife Anklets - FemDom Stuff

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The End.

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

I'm all alone and bored. :)

I'm pretty sure, The Force...is with her.

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A message from Bernie Sanders.

I don't care who you are, where you're from, what party you vote for, there is no sane rational person alive that can honestly dispute what Bernie Sanders is saying here. Emphasis on "sane and rational". :)

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SCOTUS EPA Decision Could Impact Efforts to Reinstate Net Neutrality.

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Sexual Wellness Market Size to Reach $121.6 Billion Dollars by 2030.

That, my freaky frolicky friends...is a lot of fucking dildos. And lube, condoms, whips, sex robots, clothing, games, porn and whatever else. :)

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Sex trends 2022—discover the hottest new bedroom trends, according to experts.

I'm always curious about articles like this. What "experts"? How are they vetted? Who decides? What criteria determines if they are an "expert" or not? :)

On a serious note, has it ever occurred to others, that anything you or I, or we, or whomever does, sexually, someone was doing the same thing 100 years ago, and 10,000 years ago? I mean, sure, toys, gadgets, electronics, and things of that nature aside, as they had not been invented yet, but as to our bodies and body parts, hormones, lust, desires, urges, those have been the same...since time immemorial. So really, what new and fascinating ideas could the "experts" come up with? :)

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Okay, enough of this. My husband is out of town. Like I said, I'm bored, but I should go work out so...end of this stupid post about...nothing. :)

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

Nipple Clamps For Sale. :)

Nipple Clamps - Vintage. Ox Bull Nose Nipple Clamps.

Found these in a drawer, forgot I even had them. The only thing that touches my nipples anymore are...lips and tongues. Used - one owner, only worn by her on Sundays...when it was raining, without pants, so they have added cachet. :)

If no one wants them, I'll donate them to a mechanic, I think they use them...or some stoners for roach clips...'da fuck do I care. :)

Nipple Clamps - Vintage. Ox Bull Nose Nipple Clamps.

Friday, July 1, 2022

I Want the Hot Lesbian Native American MMA Attorney Congresswoman For POTUS. :)

Kesha. Not sure what she's doing...but I fully support it. :)

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Sharice Davids: Attorney, former mixed martial artist, U.S. Representative from Kansas.

Seriously, why can't we have someone like her run for POTUS in 2024? She's well educated, Cornell Law School, accomplished, motivated, ambitious, being raised by a single mother she understands hardship and poverty, being Native American (and female, and lesbian) she understands oppression, so she has a very balanced idea of how to govern equitably and to advocate for those that have no voice. She's a health nut, MMA trained, she could punch the fuck out of the GOP douchebags if they tried their usual misogynistic condescending tactics and patronizing "little woman" nonsense (any of them, and I mean all of them, she'd win)...I just don't see any flaws or downside with her. :)

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Or, we can stick with the moronic obtuse idiotic pillocks of the GOP.

We're seeing 'the most disproportionate power the Christian Right has had in my lifetime'.

GOP Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene Blamed Wildfires on Jewish Space Laser.

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Fossils in South African cave reignite debate on origins of humankind.

The invasion of privacy just went one step further in the U.S. without anyone noticing.

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Way to "win" there Dude. :)

I'd keep it, move in and totally enjoy every single moment of it. :)

Joe Rogan is looking like a Supervillain these days. :)

The following are not new...but they still make me laugh. :)

Alright, enough out of me...for the moment. :)

Saturday, June 25, 2022

The Weekend Report. :)

Love this photo and would recreate it, but my home is not two story with windows. :)

Over 200 cyclists turn out for Milwaukee’s second annual World Naked Bike Ride 2022

Looks like fun and it's for a good cause, these are usually fundraising events for charities but...ugh...one little mess up and that's a lot of road rash. I mean, bare bottom, bodacious booty bouncing off the pavement....ouch.

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I don't want to say some guys put up dating ads that are far too specific but...yea, okay I'll say it, some guys put up dating ads that are far too specific. I came across the ad below and was stunned at how he thinks he's ordering a Domme from Amazon...or a drive-thru restaurant. :)

Looking for a local domnatrix goddess

Im looking for a blond domantrix in black leather between the age of 35 and 42 with shapely body not heavy and woman who know how to turn a cross dresser trans into submissive whore for her boyfiend I enjoy licking ass and pussy looking for a gwoman to make a slave gurl to teach me how how to please my boyfriend who would enjoy watching me suck cock and take it in the ass as a female my mistress will tie me up paddle me make me worship her teach me to be a slut must be local to Los Angeles and orange county.

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Love what Julia Fox is wearing here. It's got that...walk of no shame, slutty, don't give a fuck, thrown together at the last minute, but pulled it together...look. :)

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History of Condoms - From Animal to Rubber.

History of Lube, From 350 BCE Onward.

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Justice Thomas says the Supreme Court should 'reconsider' rulings that protect access to contraception and same-sex marriage as the court overturns Roe v. Wade.

Yep, according to this moronic and seriously flawed legal philosophy, you have zero rights regarding privacy. So, that could include your Medical Records, gay sex, gay marriage, the use of dildos (Sodomy Laws), interracial marriage, what you read, write, how you fuck, who you fuck, what positions you fuck in and how often, movies you watch, porn you view, anything and everything would be fair game to an overbearing, invasive and overreaching fascist conservative doctrine, based on their religious viewpoints. People need to remember, members of SCOTUS were nominated and voted in by Congress. It's a popularity contest. They are not the smartest, not the best, not the brightest, they might have graduated at the bottom of their law school class, intelligence and ethics mean nothing, at the end of the day, they're just a bunch of goddamn lawyers...that's it.

Samuel L. Jackson goes in on Clarence Thomas with a Supreme Court decision reminder that hits close to home. His point was in 1967, interracial marriage was illegal. Thomas is married to a white chick. And she is the most corrupt, devious, bitchy, arrogant, nefarious, full blown lunatic of any SCOTUS spouse in the history of the USA. And what her idiotic husband just did, could, in theory, set the stage where his own marriage could be made...illegal.