Queening Chairs - Spanking Benches

Sunday, July 4, 2021

Random Rants and Memes... :)

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I saw a thread on Fetlife with a guy apologizing after another guy gave him grief for stating his opinion that being so called "cross-dressed" was feminizing. His detractor was going off on how being dressed in what most view as being "women's" clothing, finding that humiliating, was an insult to women as it implied that we are "weak". Nonsense. No one should apologize for the fetishes and fantasies they share or partake in consensually with others. Roleplay is roleplay. Not every act has to have some deep seated politically correct point, or the avoidance of same. I am the most un-PC person on the planet...proudly. My wearing pants does not masculinize me, no more than does a man wearing a Kilt, a martial artist wearing a hakama, a guy wearing a Jubba thobe or a priest wearing a cassock feminize them. And if it does, so what? If people view something in BDSM as humiliating, good for them. If others do not view the same act as humiliating, good for them. No matter what you do in this life and on this planet, someone, somewhere will dislike it. Live your own life, do what makes you happy.

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(Message below from a reader.)

Why do I find myself feeling very submissive to women older than me and that are hairy? I would rather lick pussy and ass, than actually try to fuck a woman. Is this normal, or there is something wrong with me? I want to please. It seems to me that women these days don't like submissive men. I'm so confused. I'm willing to go down on a girl, eat her ass, kiss her feet and whatever else she wants.

I've said this before...I think some people are just born submissive. One could debate the nature versus nurture question, and I'm sure that is a factor for some, but either way, I equate these sorts for submissive men to being an "oral submissive". Meaning, they'd rather use their tongue to satisfy a woman, (or a man, or both) than any other appendage, including their dick. Plus, compersion, (Compersion is loosely defined as the opposite of jealousy. Instead of feeling upset or threatened when your partner romantically or sexually interacts with another person, you feel a sense of happiness for them.) the desire to see pleasure in others, the urge to submit, the lust to be used, graphically, salaciously, sexually, and then sometimes denied your own pleasure, forgoing your own orgasm, just to serve, just to make others happy, to make them sated with hedonistic pleasure, pleasure of the flesh...that's just fucking hot! :)

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Dude's got one kickass self venting hat. :)

Just a reminder...of one of the far rights main "Religious Leaders" in action. :)

I can not figure out...what this receipt was for? :)

Hmm, wonder if I could grow ganja on my car? :)

Athenian Columns.

A delusional, but very optimistically detailed...Hotwife/cuckold ad. :)

On the topic of cuckolding, please people, don't conflate the act of cheating with the fetish of cuckoldry. Sure, technically they are the same, but in modern day parlance the former is betrayal, lying, a devious and nefarious act that is horrible to do to someone, the latter is a kinky fetish with enthusiastic approval, tacit approval or at least acknowledgement. Cheating is disrespectful from the onset. Its not that a woman that has had a secret affair, who later finds after disclosing it, or getting caught, that her husband is aroused by it then loses respect for him, she already had, and she also has lost respect for herself.

The X-Rated Furniture Of Catherine The Great.

Global Happiness Levels in 2021.

As one who sells things online, I can attest to how bat guano crazy the human psyche is. :)

The Perfect Crime?

Monday, June 28, 2021

Queening Chairs with Dual Access...

I designed this Queening chair to allow access either from the front or the back so the persons head is in a comfortable position without the need of anything beyond a small pillow. There is 2" of padding on the seat, base cushion and backrest, and covered in a water resistant pleather vinyl fabric. I made this one wider and taller than usual to accommodate those of a larger frame, however it has to be stated, there is *no* one size fits all. :)

Queening Chairs

Why Queening Chairs Matter...

Fetish Furniture Factory

Comfort. For "Her". And sometimes you. Yes, I freely admit I am totally biased on this topic. I use them, design them, make them and sell them. Of course I'm biased. I love them, and know all women would. Do I want you to buy one, Damn Skippy I do...so my bias is upfront, honest and in your face. :)

Speaking of...in your face, or rather to be more accurate, *on* your face, back to the comfort thing. I recently read a post from a guy asking about them and then stating that *he* preferred her squatting over his face. Sure, okay, and he's missing the entire point. The point is squatting makes the thighs ache within moments. Plus its hard on the knees, and ankles, and for some people their back. So if any sort of face sitting chair or stool is properly designed, she is essentially in the same position, meaning her pussy is planted firmly on your face...but she's able to relax, lounge, lean forward, or backwards, or sit side saddle if you freaks prefer, front service, back service, oral worship, and...no neckaches for the orally servicing tongue slave.

So, you know, for guys like the aforementioned, stop being self absorbed, self centered, and sexually greedy and...make arrangements so *she* can enjoy those protracted tongue lashings, the labia lickings, the vulva rapturous orgasmic explosions of pussy-on-fire fulfillment. She'll thank you, and so will your bank account from *not* having to see an...orthopedist. :)

Side note for single and looking guys, with all due respect, describing us, women, adult human beings, with such terms as "MILF" or "Domme", in ads, as a sole descriptor, as in "Looking for Dominant MILF", or anything in such a fashion, might not be doing you any favors. We are well rounded creatures, with a myriad of interests, with very full lives comprising careers, education, sometimes kids, parents, friends, a history, a future, hopes, dreams and hobbies. We are extremely complex and very complicated, and are more than just a BDSM label or title. Using one word descriptors makes us sound like...a "thing", like some sort of object that one orders up at a drive-thru window, or from Amazon. Just something to consider. :)

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Okay so...no news flash here, but not everything on the Internet is historically or scientifically accurate. Take the meme below for example. From what I can tell, the artwork is done by a guy who used the moniker Namio Harukawa, and who apparently lived from 1947 to 2020, meaning he was *not* alive in 1901, ergo, the text on the meme is purely fiction.

Caesars Palace, right after being built in 1966. Back when Vegas was still interesting, for nightlife, for adults, smoldering, seedy, salacious, sexy and an action packed town.