I suppose anything's an arm hole if someone sticks there arm in it... which begs the philosophical question as to the point an arsehole becomes an arm hole...
It also means most small holes would become penis holes, but the urethra would not be, which is just confusing. And the vagina would be a penis hole! You're right, they must not be allowed to be arm holes, the system is too confusing!
Haha! You can probably tell where I'm going with this, but I roleplay with an Adult Baby on r/DirtyPenPals, and we're doing a vacation fantasy... She asked if I'd take her mini-golfing, and I said I would but she'd need to be double diapered. She grumpily agreed, but lightened up when I told her it was in case she got a hole in one!
I don't know anything about the Adult Baby fetish, and even less about golf, or mini-golf, or putt-putt golf, never played any of them so...no advice to offer.
I'm going, I'm going... wasn't looking for advice, just sharing my corny joke, I'm like a kinky Fozzie Bear... but I should say you should give mini golf a try, I bet your experience with a crop would make you a dab hand with a putter!
I think perhaps Badminton would be more my thing...as I tend to have more experience in an overhand downward stroke, than a upswing. Don't leave, we were just going to have drinks...apparently with Fozzie. :)
Apparently guys can only cum from a downward stroke, though I don't know if that's true for floggings as well as handjobs! I was only seeing myself out, though I'll always take a gorgeous lady up on an offer for drinks! Bottoms up, I believe is the appropriate expression.
You know, we come at these things from completely different directions. I'm now thinking of building one. They look too short to the ground. Guy needs a mechanic's crawler to slide under ;-)
Nuh-uh, nope, negatary. The height, designed by yours truly, is perfect for optimal oral and ocular observation, obeisance and cunnilingual rapturous contentment. The point is to avoid the neck strap thingies, which force the persons spine into an "S" shaped curve. Still, if you need a crawler, have at it. Just get one with a good cup holder, cuz you might be there for awhile. :)
I don't see the charm in being messily suffocated but a guy needs air. Maybe you've got a fine muscular bit that allows air passage. I must be missing something here. Let me recheck the blueprints.
None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nada single one. You are perhaps, conflating a Dominatrix, a Cuckoldatrix, a Snarkatrix, a Humiliatrix, (and all the other silly little "atrixes" people add to terms online) with a Murderatrix. :)
Pretty. Nice red and black. Why the arm holes in the back?
ReplyDeleteThank your for the compliment. They are not "arm holes", just an artistic effort. I get bored easily, and want to try something different. :)
DeleteI suppose anything's an arm hole if someone sticks there arm in it... which begs the philosophical question as to the point an arsehole becomes an arm hole...
DeleteIt also means most small holes would become penis holes, but the urethra would not be, which is just confusing. And the vagina would be a penis hole! You're right, they must not be allowed to be arm holes, the system is too confusing!
That synopsis was *not*...a hole in one. :)
DeleteHaha! You can probably tell where I'm going with this, but I roleplay with an Adult Baby on r/DirtyPenPals, and we're doing a vacation fantasy... She asked if I'd take her mini-golfing, and I said I would but she'd need to be double diapered. She grumpily agreed, but lightened up when I told her it was in case she got a hole in one!
DeleteI'll see myself out...
You should see yourself out. :)
DeleteI don't know anything about the Adult Baby fetish, and even less about golf, or mini-golf, or putt-putt golf, never played any of them so...no advice to offer.
But seriously, you should see yourself out. :)
I'm going, I'm going... wasn't looking for advice, just sharing my corny joke, I'm like a kinky Fozzie Bear... but I should say you should give mini golf a try, I bet your experience with a crop would make you a dab hand with a putter!
DeleteLeaving now!
I think perhaps Badminton would be more my thing...as I tend to have more experience in an overhand downward stroke, than a upswing. Don't leave, we were just going to have drinks...apparently with Fozzie. :)
DeleteApparently guys can only cum from a downward stroke, though I don't know if that's true for floggings as well as handjobs! I was only seeing myself out, though I'll always take a gorgeous lady up on an offer for drinks! Bottoms up, I believe is the appropriate expression.
DeleteI know we've "flogged" this train of thought to death. :)
DeleteYou know, we come at these things from completely different directions. I'm now thinking of building one. They look too short to the ground. Guy needs a mechanic's crawler to slide under ;-)
ReplyDeleteNuh-uh, nope, negatary. The height, designed by yours truly, is perfect for optimal oral and ocular observation, obeisance and cunnilingual rapturous contentment. The point is to avoid the neck strap thingies, which force the persons spine into an "S" shaped curve. Still, if you need a crawler, have at it. Just get one with a good cup holder, cuz you might be there for awhile. :)
DeleteAh. Add two bluetooth speakers on each side down there.
ReplyDeleteCould be done. Do you want binoculars and a hearing aid with that...you geriatric old curmudgeonly geezer? :)
DeleteEh? What's that you said? Hearing aid?
ReplyDeleteWhat good would binoculars be for this application? A small fan for the poor guy.
Small fan? You mean, like, a very short person standing there applauding and encouraging them? :)
ReplyDeleteI don't see the charm in being messily suffocated but a guy needs air. Maybe you've got a fine muscular bit that allows air passage. I must be missing something here. Let me recheck the blueprints.
ReplyDeleteOral service...is *not* asphyxiation. :)
DeleteOh, cum now. How many men have died in service? Sure, for some of them it was the best way to go. But the others...oh, the humanity.
ReplyDeleteNone. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nada single one. You are perhaps, conflating a Dominatrix, a Cuckoldatrix, a Snarkatrix, a Humiliatrix, (and all the other silly little "atrixes" people add to terms online) with a Murderatrix. :)
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