Silly & Sane Snark... :)

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(Joke below...sort of accurate, and *could* apply to any other social media.)  :)

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How many Redittors Does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb.'

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp.'

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn).

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs.

44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%!" and use their own light bulbs.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.

50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

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I love how the pieces missing in the parents, make up the pieces of the child. 

Modified Crocs....

 

Mary Wallace, first female bus driver for the Chicago Transit Authority (1974).

Photo below was sent by a reader...who thought it was hilarious. I admit, it is amusing, but I temper this with pointing out that he resides in Antarctica, so he's got frostbite of the brain, plus the cold made his balls atrophy...and then fall off, so what the hell does he know.  :) 

Some sort of Rainforest looking ambiance, right outside the bathroom walls. 

Tarzan? You there? Come on in... :)

 

Okay, so I'm not a huge overnight outdoors fan. I love a shower, a bed, heat or A/C when needed and no rabid vermin or varmints trying to climb all over me while sleeping (men included, lol). However, if I *were* the type to engage in such uncivilized barbaric activity...this is one amazing device.  :)

 

Manic Musings & Disjointed Thinkings. :)

Seeking a Domme? Write out an ad that shows you're seeking an *actual* human being, a fully developed, well rounded, bright, intelligent, compassionate, loving, stern, ambitious, benevolent, sane, rational, altruistic, lucid, healthy, kinky, adult female for a sincere, honest and genuine relationship....you'll get results. Write out an ad like 99.99% of all guys do, one or two lines, typos, no Caps, about "me-me-me" and get ignored. Some guys get way too intense and sort of creepy/scary with their ads. Don't overthink, overstate, or oversell anything. Just view it as a bit of frisky fun. Just trying to enhance some mutual pleasure, a bit of roleplay, some frisky freaky frivolity. Pleasure, a bit of hedonism, some experimental playing around, enjoying each others bodies, sensations and life in general. Present it like that...maybe?  :) 

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Perfectionists? Feel like you're not a "good" enough Domme or sub? Give yourself a break. Your spouse is with you because they like you, love you, are attracted to you, are happy with you and are probably willing to do whatever it takes to make your life better and satisfying. Beating yourself down over a few minor details, is not healthy for them, for you, or for your relationship. This perfectionist thing...its sort of like an OCD for some people and has nothing to do with BDSM as many vanilla people do it as well. Anyone that has that, or that does that to themselves is...exhausting themselves, over nothing, and we already all know this, but some continue to do it anyway. You are fine the way you are, more than adequate, there is nothing wrong with you, nor your "performance" as your significant other has already probably already attested to. Don't drive yourself crazy over presumed "flaws" or failures that don't even exist. Be kinder to yourself.  :) 

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Think you've got a sex "addiction"? The term addiction is arbitrary and subjective, and is only an issue if its affecting your life in a negative way according to *you*, and not according to some half-baked therapist or shrink. If you think its a problem, then it is, and you might want to figure out how to address it. Medications, legal or not, can affect sex drive both ways, increasing or decreasing it. Stress, anxiety, boredom, OCD's and a myriad of other things can have an impact on our sex drives as well. But please don't try to adhere to what other people think is *normal* or average, or "appropriate" as their opinions should mean nothing to you. People are generally pretty bright, so analyze this objectively, on your own, the pros and cons, the "why" and how often and determine if its just who and how you are, which is fine, or if its detrimental to your life, then take steps from there to resolve it.   

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Think women are only attracted to one "type" of guy? The macho manly Dude? The perception is we're only looking for a well off guy with material possessions and no substance beyond that. Don't draw your conclusions on what you see in the media. Billions of women want nothing to do with the types of guys I mentioned. Yep, that is indeed what the "media" depicts. And to some extent it is true. It is also true that there are roughly 4.5 billion women on this planet, many of whom don't have electricity, so they don't know how the "media" categorizes them, because they don't have a TV, much less a cell phone to access social media or Kardashian Instagram garbage. And there are unknown women that will live as ascetic nuns, eschewing all forms of material wealth, possessions, and trying to adhere to current "beauty" standards. My point being, obviously we are not homogenous. I'm trying to say...stop living in, or viewing the world, in a small vacuum. 

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Someone posited in a thread that submissives are not treated equally and therefore its not right. Treating people with respect, dignity, affection, and class has *nothing* to do with whether one is dominant, submissive, a switch or vanilla. Equality, as in the right to seek justice, housing, employment, medical care, and similar human needs also...has *nothing* to do with whether one is dominant, submissive, a switch or vanilla. Not getting that is a warped view of equality, rights...and BDSM.

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Why do people conflate spirituality with organized religion? One is a personal pathway and ideology of life choices and options, the human condition, our Universe, our origins, the sun, stars, our ancestors, emotion, evolution, epistemology, ontology, sex, hot chocolate and kitties. The other is a doctrine, one is told to live by. I'm deeply spiritual, sexually dominant and am a Hotwife (though my "hotness" is debatable, giggles to self), cuckold my husband and so on. To that end, there is no conflict with my spirituality...because its not a philosophy dictated to me by some "Church Dude" with a funny hat, trying to heap sexual guilt on me. Be who you are. Its sometime easier said than done. I've been a social reject, a freak, an anomaly, an aberration and an outcast my whole life. But we all, you and I and everyone else, have every bit as much right to live our lives as we see fit, and to pursue happiness as anyone else does so...fuck anyone that doesn't like it. :)  

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I have never, ever, ever seen, even one minute of a Kardashian show. I know almost nothing about them, could not even name half of them or pick them out of a photo lineup. And yet, somehow, my life has been just fine. :) 

Yea...it looks great, but who the hell has the time for all this? 

Dinner and a Show! Count me in!  :)

Rainy London in Autumn. 

Dad worked 3 jobs to be able to get together extra money for his daughters prom dress.  :)

Fuck Your Fucking Fuckity Fuck Political Correctness! :)

I fucking hate PC. Loathe it. It sucks fucking donkey balls. Adhering to "PC Speak" does not make one a better person, it does not mean they are "nicer" or more evolved, it simply means the person that does this is, a fucking spineless, gutless, wussy, and a wanker...a fucking wussified wanker.  :)

 St. John's professor is fired after she quoted the N-word while reading Mark Twain. 

The "N-Word"? What the fuck is the "N-Word"? Our media, reporters and TV talking heads are a bunch of pathetic children. A quick search states there are at least 28834 words in the English language that start with the letter "n". In regards to this story, I assume they mean the word nigger. See. Was that so hard to write out? I mean we all know what they meant, so just fucking say it. Or, simply say...racial slur, racial insult, racial epithet etc., that would indicate to the reader what was said. My main point here though is, she was quoting from a well known author, from a book, written in 1894. This is literature...education, in a college setting, where people go to become...educated. Educated about history, facts, language, the good, the bad and the ugly. Denying that people throughout history used inflammatory and ugly words to describe other human beings as far as race, religion, sexual orientation, or "whitewashing it" or flowering it up is *not* education. Words like Spic, Wop, Nigger, Cunt, Fag, Dyke, Kike, Wetback, are ugly, nasty, gross...but pretending they don't exist, trying to "dress" them up, is not helping anything, it does not change history, and firing someone over it proves the agenda and staff of the college, in this case, are *not* providing a proper education. Grow the fuck up. 

   

 ‘Fuck This Court’: We Obtained Larry Flynt’s FBI File and It’s Pretty Wild. 

 

Like him or not, Flynt was fearless in the pursuit of free speech and never shied away from standing up for his rights...in a most unpolitically incorrect fashion. 

  

Doctors tell trans women to wear lipstick and feminine clothing to receive medical care.

See, with free speech, we can tell these "doctors" that they are fuckin idiots...for assuming that all women wear lipstick and frilly clothes, we do not. That notion is so far beyond moronic, it makes one question if these "doctors" are educated or even one iota intelligent, which would *not* be a politically correct to say. They should grow the fuck up. 

 

Man with ‘F--k You’ forehead tattoo in court ... again. 

Another example of juvenile mentality. They censored the "C" in this guys "Fuck You" forehead tattoo. Why? What or whom does this protect? Anyone, and I mean anyone that can read, from a 4 year old and above knows what the word is. Grow the fu*k up...you fu*k heads.  :) 

 

Hate crime investigation launched after vandal decapitates statue of Jesus. 

PC Pussy Politicians, in an effort to garner headlines and look "tough" keep making laws calling certain acts "hate" crimes. This is not to be confused with "love" crimes. Or crimes of apathy. Or crimes of indifference, or being morose, or crimes of humor, or crimes of sheer fucking joy, or gaiety. A crime is crime is a crime. I hate wimpy politicians. Does that make my hatred of them into a...politically incorrect hate crime?  

 

Sheriff Joe Arpaio immigration patrol lawsuit to cost Arizona county at least $202 million. 

If not for free speech, I would not be able to call Joe Arpaio...a retarded redneck racist...whose stupid ass views on society have cost at least a quarter of a billion tax dollars, which would have fed a lot of homeless people, built a lot of schools and bridges...but stupid fucking Republican's keep electing dumbfucks like him...while crying about the increasing state and national deficits. Here he is with Trump...who is a stupid fucking dumb fuck by the way...I say with zero fucks given about...political correctness. :)

  

Oklahoma Gov. Stitt Blames Biden for Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage in Fundraising Appeal. 

The great thing about free speech? I can say accurately and honestly, this guy is a stupid fucking cunt. While this is true, it would *not* be politically correct...and I don't give a fuck. :)

  

 Exclusive: Inside the Military's Secret Undercover Army. 

USA and our allies (basically the UK & Israel) foreign policies, and global agendas, our hegemony, domination, love of war, love of exploitation, love of killing, make us Earths largest terrorist organizations. We are responsible for most of the worlds suffering, pollution, climate change, and misery. And our "experts" are usually wrong. Our CIA was wrong about the Korean War, the Vietnam War, missed seeing the demise/fall of the Soviet Union, blew it on 9/11, their intelligence was wrong on Operation Desert Storm, the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, and pretty much everything else. Our military leadership sucks, the Pentagon sucks, and our (mostly) young people pay for these blundering policies with their lives. If that's not bad enough, they're spending billions of more dollars, for more assassins and agents of chaos, to do untoward, illegal and shady things to other innocent people, in the dark of night with no oversight or public knowledge. It is not politically correct for me to say this...but as we have established, my unfucked self has no fucking fucks to give, about these fucking fuckers. :) 

  

A Connecticut high schooler was charged with racial harassment and breach of peace after making a racist Snapchat post of a Black student.

Sweet Holy Mother Of Fu*king Censorship...arresting people for "racial harassment" for a meme? I mean...arrested? 1st Amendment? Free Speech? The 1st Amendment protects "unpopular" speech. Vile, insulting, crude, crass, rude, nasty, ugly stupid, unfavorable...speech. We don't need constitutional protection to protect people that say "Have a nice day!". And this is happening in an institution where people are being educated...about civics and history, laws and...free speech? 

  

Law Student Faces Disciplinary Action for Saying Women Have Vaginas During Gender Discussion. 

I hate to break it to people...but women have vaginas. I know its not politically correct to say that women have vaginas, but, from a biological standpoint, a scientific standpoint, from the point of accuracy, definitively speaking, using terminological exactitude...women have vaginas. 

   

 Facial recognition, fake identities and digital surveillance tools: Inside the post office's covert internet operations program. 

This would be...the people, the Post Office, that is $160.9 billion in debt? These fucks...are wasting billions doing illegal and unauthorized spying on Americans, without a warrant, while packages are late, while they keep raising postage rates...for what purpose? 

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Sued After Man Says Her 'This Smells Like My Vagina' Candle Exploded. 

This last post has nothing to do with anything above other than...I fucking hate fucking Gwyneth Paltrow. And her Goop site. And her vagina (she is a woman after all, so she has a vagina) and her fucking candles, whether they explode or not...fuck her . :)

Okay...fuck me. No, seriously, that's an invitation. Someone needs to fuck me. This dry spell is making me cranky. Crankier than usual even, if that's even fucking possible. (By the way, I'm trying to set the world record for using the word "fuck" more times than anyone else...in a single fucking blog post.) I mean...its such a long fucking dry spell of a fucking lack of fucking...I'm unfucked and...wearing fucking pants. Not properly "panted" mind you, but, I am fucking "pantalooned" nonetheless.  :)