Silly & Sane Snark... :)

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(Joke below...sort of accurate, and *could* apply to any other social media.)  :)

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How many Redittors Does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb.'

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp.'

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn).

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs.

44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%!" and use their own light bulbs.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.

50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

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I love how the pieces missing in the parents, make up the pieces of the child. 

Modified Crocs....

 

Mary Wallace, first female bus driver for the Chicago Transit Authority (1974).

Photo below was sent by a reader...who thought it was hilarious. I admit, it is amusing, but I temper this with pointing out that he resides in Antarctica, so he's got frostbite of the brain, plus the cold made his balls atrophy...and then fall off, so what the hell does he know.  :) 

Some sort of Rainforest looking ambiance, right outside the bathroom walls. 

Tarzan? You there? Come on in... :)

 

Okay, so I'm not a huge overnight outdoors fan. I love a shower, a bed, heat or A/C when needed and no rabid vermin or varmints trying to climb all over me while sleeping (men included, lol). However, if I *were* the type to engage in such uncivilized barbaric activity...this is one amazing device.  :)