Sunday, April 25, 2021

*Still* Hiding in My Blanket Fort... :)

                           

  


How's it gonna play with the family, if in a few years the kid comes out as...transgender?  :) 


Upskirt Selfie....just to see if anyone is paying attention.  :)



Serene. 

 

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Look, I'm not that smart...but I was under the impression that the amount of daylight hours had to do with the sun and earths rotation, *not* just simply...changing the clock to reduce daylight hours. But for further explanation of this typical bonehead conservative politician (shown below with his sexually repressed & frustrated, dildo loving wife), he graduated from Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. When you want to know about crime, astronomy and science, yea, go with the "theologian". And not to put too fine a point on it...most crime happens during the day, when politicians, bankers, insurance adjusters, doctors scamming Medicaid, Wall Street etc...are open for "business".  :)



 

Baby Elephant...doing baby elephant...stuff. :) 



I always appreciate when someone titles a video...accurately and definitely. :)

"Drunk white lady standing on her roof, bangs beer can on her head, slips on a skateboard while being flipped off by a 5 year old child standing near a care free pig."

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Pubic Hair Merkins...I'll be in my Blanket Fort if you need me... :)

I can't tell anymore what is real, parody, or a joke, what is supposed to be erotic, what is for porn, what is for sex, or humor...this world just keeps getting more and more bizarre.  :)  

 Merkins have a murky history. The Oxford Companion to the Body points to year 1450 as the year “malkin”  (from which the name for a pubic hair wig derives) first appeared. Perhaps due to shame-related reasons, no one can say with absolute certainty when the first merkin prototype was fashioned and worn. Independent of the puritanical need to hide our goodies, it is fair to speculate that the first small mane of falsies was sported with an aspirational air. 

                                                              Merkins - Pubic Wigs.                                                  

                              

 

   " Make A Merkin Great Again" Trump MAGA Hat.

 

"Make Merkins Great Again" Drumpf Model. 

 





Easy mistake to make...



50-foot tall statue of a Native American woman in South Dakota titled Dignity.













Its an indoor garden patio...inside the house. 


Hey...its a tough economy.  :)

  

Greenland Fishermen Tsunami. 

 

MegaHorse...

 

How reindeer herders pitch 'chum' tents in Siberian Arctic at -30°C. They move every few days and travel 1200 km in 4 months. Just something to consider, next time you're bitching about going out into the "cold" garage, to grab your cell phone, because you forgot it in the car.  :) 

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Big Vagina Ladies. Golden Showers. Random Asinine Idiocy. :)

What "Subspace" Is.
Its the confluence of being with the right person, the right setting, where the atmosphere, the tone, the ambiance, mood music, temperature and other variables such as that, meld with the "right" (right being unique to the individual) combination of sensations, pain, humiliation, pleasure, hedonistic effects, dopamine, endorphins, adrenaline, and other body chemicals, sexual arousal, heightened state of awareness, where one "opens their mind" and at the same time "closes their mind" and "Boom Shakalaka"....sub space. Or something like that. :) 
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I see posts about "unwilling or unsuspecting" cuckolds on forums. From a terminological exactitude standpoint, definitively speaking, historically and in many/most cases currently, *all* cuckolds are/were unwilling or unsuspecting. That some online people sort of tried to *change* the definition into one meaning something akin to swinging is unfortunate, as that removes a crucial element from the entire dynamic for women like me...whose husband matches that. :)
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Small Dicks versus Big Vaginas. The following stupidity...is from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" wherein there is a question/debate whether or not Jeff has a small dick, or his girlfriend has a big vagina. (Part of 2 and 3 are repeated...only clips I could find.)   :)

 



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Short version of "2257" is...during the insane Bush years, spineless bitch and religious fundamentalist jackass John Ashcroft, capitulating to pressure from the Christian Theocrat wannabes, created laws that virtually *no* adult content producers could comply with, with the hopes of driving them out of business, since the unpatriotic dicks can't control what you, as an adult, read or view due to that pesky little thing called...The Bill of Rights, which assures free speech, including and especially so called "offensive" speech. Anyway, after nearly 20 years, a gazillion wasted tax payer dollars, numerous lawsuits, an enormous number of lawsuits, all kinds of fear and anxiety on the side of both big and small time "porn" site owners, with some spending a fortune on lawyers, others closing their sites out of anxiety and fear, the courts ruled that it is....not constitutional.  

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The “Law of Urination” states nearly all mammals (including humans) empty their bladders over nearly constant duration of average 21 seconds. Why then, pray tell...has no one ever made a Golden Shower porn flick titled something like..."21 Seconds of Gold"?  :) 


 Also the 2010s and certainly the 2020s...


Winter nights in the Finnish wilderness.


Smokey Mountains. 


 


Fresh spring snow. Boulder's Flat Irons, Chautauqua Park, Boulder, Co.


Cameron Highlands in Pahang, Malaysia.








 

 Post office locations in the continental USA from 1770-2002.
 
 

Regular readers know I mostly don't watch porn. Sure, I make my own incredibly low quality home video's that I post here...but that's it. However, the clips below...sort of interested me.