Blörö - the famous Finnish breakfast consisting of hot coffee, vodka, and a cigarette.
Climate-controlled farms such as these grow crops around the clock and in every kind of weather. Each acre in the greenhouse yields as much produce as 10 outdoor acres, uses 95% less of water than traditional agriculture, and cuts the need for chemicals by 97 percent.
Different types of Castles.
First Lady Dr. Jill Biden...looking damn sharp in this skirt and boots.
Summit Lake, Washington.
Tallest indoor waterfall surrounded by terraced indoor forest in Changi Airport, Singapore.
The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse?
You can use banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use.
Brother...totally fucking with his sisters.
Showing off what you learned in college.
Mom...does *not* look impressed. :)
Superior men can do this, finding that little tiny hole to insert that nozzle into...in the air, maybe going a couple hundred miles an hour, in the wind, and inferior "men" can't even get their dick inside a well lit and wet pussy, without fumbling around. :)
Wet Hair Flipping.
Guy has amazing sense of space, time, speed, distance and presence.
"THOT" is the acronoym for "That Whore Over There", as opposed to "thought", but both are pronounced the same and...see what I did? Not funny? Fine...never mind then, damn it! :)
Not a fan of this drama queen, traffic garnering nonsense, as, this is a messed up thing to do to a guy. Firstly, its not conclusive he took a photo of her. Secondly, even if he did, so the hell what? In the USA, you have no expectation to privacy when in public. Meaning you can be videotaped anywhere, in public. If a gym, (or any private business) wants to ban cell phones or cameras, that's their right. However, the reason we're seeing this is because...she, is filming as well! Maybe he, and other gym patrons, don't want her filming them? I'll also point out, the "exercise" she's doing is stupid and dangerous...and she's only doing it so guys will look at her ass. (Believe me boys and girls, I pretty much wrote the book on...saucy-n-salacious, sexy-n-slutty gym behavior back in my 20's, so I know.) It is not the same as using an abductor and adductor machine, with a fixed groove, which won't tweak your back and sciatic nerve.
Factor in she's an "influencer" with endless videos of her doing equally stupid "exercises" on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube etc. She posted this to get traffic to her website, social media, to get views, traffic and sales. My issue is...the guy could be my husband, father, one of my brothers and so on. Maybe the two guys behind her did film her, to laugh at her and mock her stupid "exercises", and maybe both of them are gay and have zero interest in her. Sure, she claims he contacted her in her little article, but that's just a claim. You could ruin a guys reputation with this sort of speculative accusation. His mom, wife, sister, boss, aunts, neighbors, and anyone else on the planet could see this, and think he's a pervert. Not cool...not even one single tiny bit.
"If you don't like the quotes I post...you can just kiss my ass." :)
~Vanessa Chaland
“I thank God I was born Catholic so sex will always be dirty.” --John Waters
"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'." ~Emo Phillips
"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." ~Joan Rivers
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."~Mignon McLaughlin
"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips." ~Woody Allen
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." ~Ken Hammond
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
~Steve Martin
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~Rodney Dangerfield
“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
~Robin Williams
1."You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." ~ Steve Martin
2."My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading." ~ Steve Jobs
3."Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ Camille Paglia
4."Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ~ Woody Allen
5."Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
6."Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." ~ Billy Crystal
7."I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." ~ Tom Clancy
8."Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." ~ Rod Stewart
9."Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
10."See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin Williams
“Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.” ~ Barry Goldwater
“As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.”
~George Washington
"There is a cult of ignorance in the Unites States, and there has always been.
The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way
through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that
democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
~ Issac Asimov
Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has 'closed', the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done." ~ Unknown
I've been saying it for years, "trust no-one", " be suspicious of everyone", and "always cover your ass". It's human nature, people always gonna take your shit or put you in a trick bag. Dorothy looked lovely in her red pumps, then that old witch came along and set her best friend on fire. ~ Unknown
Okay, you got your face buried in an ass...pillow. Face up? Face down? You know guys have cut some holes in this thing. You know, a little finger banging, some penis pillow pushing. :)
