Menagerie of Moronic and Memorable Memes with Boats, Buddha and Booty. :)

Sweet Fancy Mother of Moses!!!  

What is about round beds that makes some people think its about "sex"?

I mean...its still just a bed right? 

Ah yes, the infamous Dildo Gun.

It can fire fake dicks at...both fake and non-fake dickheads.  :)

You go Dude.

Be who you are. :) 

Someone contacted me through my website wanting to know if I could custom build this bondage box. I declined, because...its not my type of thing, but it is interesting. 

 

Me, after a hard workout and/or eating beef jerky.

 

Me, on my way to the beach. :)

 

Hotwife wedding?

The "Best Man" awaits?   :)

How to never ask " Does my ass look fat in these jeans"?

Ah yes, Olympic Ice Fisting Figure Skating.

Good work if you can get it.

For both him...and her.  :) 

 

 

Smother Box - Plumbers crack with worn out pajama waste-band? Is that a fetish? Pajamaatrix? :)

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Can you tell who never, ever, ever goes clothes shopping?  

 

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Taiwan becomes the first place in Asia to make same-sex marriage legal.

 The Taiwanese parliament approved a same-sex marriage bill on Friday, making Taiwan the first Asian place to make gay marriage legal.

Little Home Video of me "Working". :)

I'm Giving the Presidentialatrix Award For Superior Superiorness to....Myself! :)

If this whiny bitch comical clown...can give out a Presidential Medal of Freedom award to some guy for hitting a ball into a hole (Or maybe its 18 holes? Who cares...its just fucking golf.) 

I can give myself some awards too.  :) 

Microsoft to preview new ‘politically correct’ autocorrect feature.

Microsoft to preview new ‘politically correct’ autocorrect feature. 

Well fuck that, you fucking "PC" cowardly cunt whore twat waffles!!!!

 

Elon Musk weighs in on porn filmed in Tesla on autopilot.

 Elon Musk weighs in on porn filmed in Tesla on autopilot.

We would have expected nothing less right?  

Gonzo: Thong man...

Its worth watching because its soooo stupid...but I love his fashion sense and free spirit.  :)

  

Okay, We're Done. We're Cooked. We're Toast. Kill all the Homo-sapiens. (Jimmy Kimmel) :)

Keep in mind people...they drive, they vote, they reproduce. 

Run for the hills, save yourselves, we're going down.

Guess I should buy some "Mountain Woman" survivalist...pants.  :) 

Man With Micropenis Is Suing His Wife for Revealing His Secret. (An Argument For Cuckoldry)

Man With Micropenis Is Suing His Wife for Revealing His Secret. 

She should have just cuckolded him. Seriously. I mean she fell in love with him right? (I'm not vetting this article for facts or veracity, just using it as an example.)

Meaning she must have enjoyed his company, his sense of humor, they are seemingly compatible in their interests, perhaps in politics, religion, types and genres of books, movies, somewhat matching lifestyles in preferences for food, exercise, hobbies, art, decorating, travel and everything else,except for that one...tiny little thing. 

So, rather than outing and publicly humiliating him, thereby ending the relationship, take his otherwise good qualities, overlook that one little flaw, use his dishonesty as a privately humiliating tinged leveraged argument against him, but with the point of staying together, he's obviously self conscious about it, "weaponize" that fact, use it as a control tactic, and get some worthy man sized cock whenever the urge hits her. Best of both worlds.  :) 

Zoot Suit?

I am sooo tired of most of today's fashion choices, selections & options for men. 

Is it time to bring back the infamous super flashy & snazzy, yet gaudy Zoot suit? 

As far as an attitude requiring a stance with confidence, well...just saying.  :) 

Sex Workers and Erotic Service Provider Legal, Educational and Research Project.

Sex Workers and Erotic Service Provider Legal, Educational and Research Project.

What Happens In A Tokyo S&M Love Hotel.

What Happens In A Tokyo S&M Love Hotel. 

This article is a few years old.

But then again, so am I....so what the hell.  :) 

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Spanking Horse, Facesitting Chair, Smother Box, Ass Licking Bench, Sex Bench, Smother Box, Ass Fucking Bench, Sex Chair and Whatever the Hell other disgusting and vile acts you Nasty Perverts get up to...whips, crops, canes and fatass "model" not included.  

I would however, like to point that I am indeed...wearing pants!  :) 

 

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