Holy...Fuck Me With an Unhacked Smart Dildo!!!! :)

Back in 2017, toy company Lovense was called out when it was discovered that an app paired with its devices was recording audio of sexual encounters without users’ knowledge.

People who use Google’s home security device, Nest Guard, got some surprising news earlier this month when the company announced that the device could now be used as a smart assistant. That was startling because Google Assistant devices use voice recognition, and the company had never disclosed that Nests had built-in microphones. Now the search giant is admitting they do — and saying its failure to mention the microphone was an “error.”

You know....why the flying flipping fuck do you want a "smart dildo"? I mean, smart toys, smart fridges, smart phones, Alexa, smart cars, smart dishwashers, smart security alarms, smart microwaves, smart garage doors, smart, smart, smart...how "smart" are we, as consumers, as a species, when they ENDLESSLY hack into these devices and the companies that make them lie, lie, lie, about it? 

I'm just fine being "dumb old me" with my dumb phone, my dumb appliances, my dumb security system (rescued Rottweilers from the pound) and my totally stupid ass, 100 % moronic dildo....which is sometimes also known as my submissive husband, lol (made myself laugh with that joke).  :)

Fuck...

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Fuck.

I have so often said that language is an extremely poor form of communication. I offer my favorite  proof of that statement. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. 

•It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

•It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

•It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

•It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Donald Trump!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"

- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"

- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."

- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"

- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."

- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."

- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"

- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."

- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"

- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"

- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"

- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."

- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"

- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"

- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."

- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."

- John F. Kennedy 

Sex Dolls Starring in Porn: One More Brick in the Sex Robot Freak Out Wall

Sex Dolls Starring in Porn: One More Brick in the Sex Robot Freak Out Wall. 

What ever happened to sex between, you know...human beings?  :) 

 

Two photos of Super Snow Moon 2019.

I Love, Love, Love Celeste Barber. :)

She just mocks the hell out of rich morons, snobby people, pretentious posers, the Kardashians, the fashion industry & she does not care how silly or stupid it is...she wants to get that laugh.  :) 

Unrelated Fashion...Issues. 

Adult Content Access Under Sustained Attack in Bangladesh, India, Japan.

While media coverage in the United States has focused on the proposed public health crisis declarations against porn and state-mandated fees to view online adult content, a war against basic porn access has been raging in other parts of the world.

My Presidents Day Speech....but in Written Form . :)

Sailor George Mendonsa, the man photographed kissing a woman in Times Square in celebration of the end of World War II, passed away on Sunday at the age of 95. The photos of Mendonsa and Greta Zimmer Friedman were taken in New York City on August 14, 1945.

What an amazing long life this gentleman had. Imagine all he saw and did in his 95 years of life. From WW2 through our modern era. The transformation of our country, society and the world at large, the advances in medicine and technology...it must have been stunning to have been able to see it all, and live in the midst of it. 

 

I'm not an expert on swat teams & policing, but I see a problem with the following photo which is from the recent shooing in Chicago where 6 cops got shot/injured, plus 6 others died. See, I think they need to be lean and mean & have stealth & mobility & all that. Beyond the fact that this one guy has double chins on top of his double chins, they are carrying what appears to be a good 80 pounds of equipment, & are dressed in some sort of uniform which does not blend in with the city.   

In other words, they are giant slow moving green targets. Now I get that boys will be boys and like to play Army man, but this is actually detrimental to the safety of the officers, plus, if they get wounded or worse, they are not able to protect members of society, which they are paid to protect. I mean if a long drawn out hostage situation unfolds, they can fly some ham and cheese sandwiches in from a  drone. They don't have to have MRE's and canteens and 9000 rounds  of ammo and flashlights with bulky gloves plus God knows what else. And the camouflage makes them stand out alarmingly. They might as well, from a incognito-blending-in-standpoint, be wearing pink speedos with a bulls-eye on their chest with a neon light point directly to it. Seriously, I'm not making light of this. I don't want anyone getting shot, cops or citizens but...how about some common sense here. We need a couple of Ninja type cops with guns and Kevlar, not out of shape guys wearing leftover military gear from a war in Fallujah. 

 

 Meanwhile on the Mexico/USA border...with Trump declaring a National Emergency, right after shutting down the government for 35 days, and 2 plus years of his haranguing, bellowing, frothing at the mouth and blathering about caravans, murderers, violence, immigrants, diseases, plus untold 100's of millions of dollars spent in court battles and deploying troops over his made up bigoted "crisis"....some American guy is fishing in the Rio Grande River. Quietly, calmly, serenely, just...fishing. 

If somebody called Fox News and Trumpie to report this...they/he'd freak the fuck out and call in a drone strike or something. Because , you know...it proves there is no crisis. 

 

Fancy a fast fuck by the forest?  :) 

 

For those people that need specific instructions. In other words...by my saying "people" I really mean..."men".  :) 

The Institute of Sexology Exhibition...In Pictures.

The Institute of Sexology Exhibition...In Pictures. 

 

Erotic Sandstone Sculpture of a Couple - Origin: India (Orissa) Circa: 13th Century AD

 

Just for clarification purposes...I didn't *wave* at him, I just nodded in his direction.  

The rest is accurate.   :)

 

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