Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Make up your own damn blog post title. :)


This is just a great photo. 





If I was a Panda....:)




When you don't *really* want to work out...but still want attention.

 

Oh wait...cancel the above comment I made about working out.  :)


Sunday, September 16, 2018

Am I the Best? "We Don't Need No Stinking Badges"!! :)

Its nice of them to give me a "Best Seller" badge. 
But as I'm pretty much the only one that sells them, I'm competing against myself. 

Plus..."We Don't Need No Stinking Badges".  :) 




Saturday, September 15, 2018

Cuckolds know all about "Holes" .

I can not believe you feel for that title.    :)

We have a plumbing leak so my husband is digging on the inside of the yard and the plumbers will do the outside (because of my dogs I don't like strangers in the yard). As my property is terraced, its almost a 6 foot deep hole. Its good for cuckolds to be in a deep, dark wet hole once in awhile.  :) 


So while he digs holes....I give the dogs chicken broth Popsicle's. 
Yes, there is a dog hiding under the tree.  ;) 



I think the following is a mathematical equation that cuckolds use to try to "prove" they have an average size dick. If you're measuring in fractions boys ( 5 & a half, 6 & a quarter, etc) its small. :)


 

It looks like a street gang, of feral thug cats.  :)









 


Wednesday, September 12, 2018

I got a splendid Porn spam offer today. :)

For some unknown reason this was in my inbox:

What we have.  My boss is a publisher is looking for writers of porn stories  that are legal……  to use on his internet site.  You send a story  300=500 words. It will be read by an myself and another editor and either chosen or not chosen.  If chosen to publish you will be paid $ 25.00.  You will be notified  if it is rejected or accepted. Thanks Elizabeth 

So I replied:

Go fuck yourself.
There's your sex story.
Send me my money...scamming bitch.    :)








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