Spanking Benches - Spanking Horses.

Spanking Horses --- Spanking Benches. 

All different types & sizes to match preferences & asses of...all different types and sizes. :) 

Sissy Aprons - Spanking Skirts - Cross-dressing - Forced Femme

#Sissy #SissyApron #FrenchMaid #BDSMToys #BDSMFurniture #OTK #Spanking #BDSM #SpankingHorses #SpankingBench #SpankingSkirt #SpankingStraps #Whips #Tawse #HotWife #Fetish #FemDom #SexToys #BDSMCommunity #Mistress #Dominatrix #Cuckold

Facesitting Chairs- Queening Stools - Smothering Boxes- BDSM Stuff...

Facesitting Chairs- Queening Stools - Smothering Boxes- BDSM Stuff 

Pussy Birthers and Dotard Dicks... See what I did there? :)

Apparently there are still some Trump troglodytes..and the "half-man" himself, spewing on about the Obama "birther" issue. Stunning to say the least. So, forthcoming is clarification and elucidation for the jagoff jackanapes....might be some Caps involved, and some swearing, brace yourselves...

It Does NOT Matter if Obama *might* have been born in Kenya (he was not) you Fox News watching, no reading, vapid, facile, vacuous cretins...his mother was a born-in-the-USA chick from Kansas. 

In order to run for POTUS in the USA, one must be a USA citizen. What is required to be a US citizen is either being born here, to ONE or both parents of which only ONE has to be a citizen, or naturalized and then age requirements and so forth. Its in the U.S. Constitution. That document that goes along with the US Flag and the National Anthem which faux patriots pee their panties saluting and hand-wringing over...that usually the same people know nothing the fuck about.  

Since his mother Ann Dunham was a natural born USA citizen, Barack Obama automatically was born a USA citizen. If he had been born in Kenya, or the Panama Canal Zone (where John McCain was born), or on the high seas, or in Australia, or a jungle, or a desert, or on a plane, or in space, or underwater in a lake in Russia, or a tree house in Malaysia....he's still a USA citizen, and therefore legally able to be president. 

I still come across articles or shows were the religious right wants to outlaw "gays" and porn and probably topless bars etc. Occasionally one of these brain-dead, single cell organisms will posit that in a "democracy" if the majority are against something, that said majority should be able to vote for or against those other peoples civil rights. 

So as a brief edifying spectacle: In a democracy the majority rules by vote. Thankfully the USA is a Constitutional Republic. The difference is simple, in a straight democracy the majority could vote to oppress a segment of the populace. For example, the majority could vote members of a certain race into servitude or women to dwell exclusively in the kitchen, to take away the rights of gays etc. 

In a constitutional republic the rights of the individual are protected from this sort of obscenity. Sure, we have a history of far right conservative activist judges ruling otherwise (Dred Scott v Sanford for example) and we are still inundated with same (some of the speed-bumps from the conservative side of SCOTUS etc). With the exception of the aforementioned, the majority of people (who read and are informed by something other than the Bible and Fox News) know that you can't vote away other peoples civil rights.

These (the two above issues) are not a "Republican versus Democrat" agenda, nor am I implying that all GOP voters are stupid or morons....but seriously people, Cable news shows are not educating anyone, with Fox News being the worst, and next time, consider nominating an emotionally and intellectually mature and stable adult for your party. You could have nominated a boring ass glass of milk like Jeb Bush or whatever other bot the GOP put up. Its your party, take it back.  :) 

Now then, since we got that settled...back to my usual silly memes and slutty smut.  :) 

Kaaren Sissy....is this you?

(Giggles to self...)  :)

Your Worth....

Your size does not = your worth

Your age does not = your worth

Your ethnicity does not = your worth

Your gender does not = your worth

Your education does not = your worth

Your wardrobe does not = your worth

You're worthy because you say you're worthy and because you believe it.

(Found online. Author unknown.)

Would you pay $6000 for a spanking bench?

This is truly amazing craftsmanship. But with a purchase price of $5,590.00 plus $381.00 for shipping from Russia, totaling $5971.00....you have to be really dedicated.  :) 

Sex Positivity....Now with Less...or No Pants. :)

I don't understand why some people are rather "negative" about sex. We're born nude, we were designed so in our middle teen years we might begin copulating and fornicating for the purposes of reproduction and of course that will involve pleasure (unless you're a submissive, then it might just involve pain...giggles to self).

So we have political pressure, a sex-negative feminist agenda (some are), aspects of religious oppression and guilt, social mores, societal conventions, blah, blah, blah. That's fine. For those that subscribe to the aforementioned...do what you want to do, and let us do what we *want* to do. 

Sex eases stress. Being close to your partner can soothe stress and anxiety. Ambardar says touching and hugging can release your body's natural “feel-good hormone.” Sexual arousal releases a brain chemical that revs up your brain's pleasure and reward system. 

Sex is a natural pain reliever: Sex causes increased production of oxytocin, which is often referred to as the “love hormone”. Before orgasm, oxytocin, released from the brain, surges and is accompanied by the release of endorphins, our natural pain-killing hormones. 

Sex also can, could, might or will: 

Helps Keep Your Immune System Humming.

Boosts Your Libido. 

Be Pain Relief, Even From Menstrual Cramps.

Improves Women's Bladder Control. 

Lowers Your Blood Pressure. 

Counts as Exercise. 

Burns Calories.

Lowers Heart Attack Risk.

Lessens Pain.

Create a Happier Mood and a Stronger Relationship.

May Make Prostate Cancer Less Likely.

Give You Glowing, Younger-Looking Skin

Impove Sleep. You know....8 Hours of Peace...Through Sexual Release. 

It can improve virtually every aspect of live and be hugely positive to our physical and mental health. Plus, as a horny hedonist...I just simply love it! I'll be damned-to-tarnation if I'll ever allow others make me feel guilty about enjoying pleasure. No real point to this post other than I was thinking along these lines....so I wrote about them.   :) 

  

While you were sleeping, fondling yourself, dreaming about a wet fragrant pussy on your face...

 I made this.  :) 

RanDumb Meeems....

That...is one big, big boy. At least I'm assuming its a boy. 

It would be rude anyway, if I said "Big, Big, Girl". 

Might hurt her feelings. BBWBB? 

Big Beautiful Woman Brown Bear? :) 

Somebody needs a bath.  :)

 

Real Gabinete Português de Leitura. 

Actually...do it twice.  :)

 

I Mastered....Baiting.  :)

Cuckoldry and Humiliation: Readers Question Answered...

{In the comment section of my blog a reader posted the following question, I'm answering it here. And on a personal note, to the gentleman that wrote this, thank you for purchasing, appreciating and mentioning my books. That patronage keeps me off the streets, and able to buy Tacos. :) } 

{{{{AnonymousAugust 28, 2018 at 9:50 PM

I’ve read several or most of Vanessa’a must-read books several times. I can't get through several pages before I’m rock hard. Continue reading and not what I wanted but forced to orgasm. Her writing IMO is so fucking realistic. Today I was rereading “FemDom Evolution; I Became Sexually Dominant For Tongue.” 

What’s causing anxiety is that you mention and mock with your girlfriend her partner's small cock. And, all women talk about cock sizes. So between my premature ejaculation and less than 5-inch cock they must have discussed mainly in the early 20s. So watching today, your video “Tease and Denial - Ball Busting - Humiliation Video.” WTF, your “cocky” has a big thick cock with a muscular body. Why and do you still search for a stronger man bigger cock to fuck?

Thanks for the excellent well-written book!! People can criticize the work, but it never fails as the best read to get me motivated.}}}}

One thing about cuckolding that seems to be missed by those that get most of that related "education" from online sites, porn sites etc. and I am *not* implying the reader that asked is one of those is....:)

Yes, penis size is one factor. Not only length, but girth, and in many cases girth is more important than length. But in many cases, it can also be about stamina or lasting power or bluntly put, not ejaculating within the first few strokes upon entry into a nice wet and warm pussy. In the case of my cuckold, he's a "Minute Man" at best, often lasting less than say....20 seconds or so. Of course its not really fair to him, as I taunt and tease him, tease and deny, ball-bust, face-sit, tease some more, repeat the cycle... until he's got blue balls and is leaking pre-cum out of the end of his dick, so of course he ejaculates quickly when I allow him inside me....which is rare....very rare, actually. 

And the above ties directly into another aspect which is...I'm a sexual sadist. I get off on mocking and humiliating him. I enjoy his distress, his sexual anxiety, his angst, his begging, his willing to do whatever I ask or demand, his blue balls hurting, his aching for entry and release...so making it worse, making him suffer in that way...is a thrill for me. 

And yes, he is rather large, in all ways. As I've written about several times, finding a lover who is as tall, or taller, as built, or better built, with a dick as big, or bigger is no easy task. When I first met him several years ago, he was (obviously) younger, more muscular, ripped, shredded, jacked, striations, vascular and all that one would expect from someone with good genetics, plus decades of martial arts, exercise, lifting weights and so on. 

This, his being how he is, has actually created complications a few times as other guys, lovers, bulls, are intimidated by him. I wrote once about a guy with a huge 9 inch dick that came over to fuck me, he knew the deal, I'd laid everything out in numerous e-mails while I was vetting him, he knew I wanted my cuckold to watch me get fucked properly by a superior dick, but once he started fucking me, his dick went limp. What happened was he noticed my husband watching from a dressing area, right off the bathroom, where there are several mirrors. I realized later, after I sent the failed "bull" home , that seeing a large muscular man watching, where the offset mirrors might have made it look like two guys, or three guys, just freaked him out. More than once I had lovers or potential lovers be *very* concerned about jealously, a jealous rage coming from my cuckold husband.

But the last thing is, for some people, it could also be the husband is impotent due to age, a health issue, medication or whatever. So, there are a myriad of reasons why a wife might cuckold her husband in the manner I do (meaning FemDom style and not so much the tamer version more akin to swinging or threesomes), everything from health reasons, to size issues. or in some cases, just a very horny slutty Hotwife who loves sex and enjoys it even more with a side order of, sexual sadism. 

Meaning...me.  :)

HBO QUIETLY SAYS GOODBYE TO ADULT ENTERTAINMENT.

Erotic programming is out at HBO.

To which I, being a Luddite and a "Hermitatrix" would say...what the fuck is HBO?  :)