Sunday, December 24, 2017

Mammals and Manimals. :)

Caretakers at Myanmar's Wing Baw camp for orphaned elephants use giant crocheted blankets to protect the animals against the unseasonably cold weather.
 
 
 





 
You know you're getting old when you want the Domme to move the naked men....
So you can see what's on the book shelf.  :)
 

Jesus and Christmas. :)

 Jesus was a diminutive brown-skinned Middle Eastern undocumented immigrant who spoke Aramaic. He condemned the greedy and commanded us to serve the needy without condition and cast the greedy heretics from the Temple. He was murdered by conspiracists who preached the rule of an authoritarian police state, over benevolence, altruism, forgiveness, and compassion for all humanity.
 
 

Friday, December 22, 2017

A Mélange of Assorted Random Medley of Memes. :)

 









 
 
 

HavaCat.

My husband is a bit...dense sometimes. My neighbor is off on vacation and she asked me to check on her cat. I'm sort of the pet sitter for the neighbors so its a regular thing. Anyway, she's Jewish, from Israel, and her name is "Hava". 

I left myself a note on the counter next to her keys which said "Hava Cat". My husband saw it, and being...how he is...asked me why I wanted him to "Have a Cat". It took me a moment until I realized he saw the note and thought it was a directive with typos.

One more reason why there are so many...beatings.  :)


Happy Merry Festivus!! :)



 Frank Costanza: No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

Frank Costanza: The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
 
 
 
 

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Twas the Night before Christmas Cuckold Poem.

Its now an annual tradition for me to repost this. I wrote it a few years ago and repost it every Christmas because I am wayyyy to lame to write a new one. :)
 
 
 
 
(My husband is out of town again. God, I'm bored. So as we are getting inundated with Christmas.....everything....carols, ads, sales, music, shows etc, I heard part of the original and decided to take a couple moments to rewrite it to suit my Christmas wish list. The fact that one of my lovers names is Nick, made it even more accurate.)

Make me Come ! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through my home Not a cuckold was stirring, not even a moan. My stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that my lover soon would be there.

My cuckold was nestled all snug in his bed, While nightmares of used condoms danced in his head. And me in my ‘slutgear', and having a night cap, Had given up on my Bull, and settled for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my vibrator to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and began fingering my gash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But my lovers car, coming ever so near.

With a well hung driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Bick Dicked Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called out my name!
"Now Hotwife! Now, Cougar! Now, Slut-Chick and Vixen! On, Cock! On, Balls! On ride me to Blitzen! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now strip away! Disrobe away! Tear away all!"

As dry as an unused pussy is before the wild hurricane fly, Which moistens quickly meet with a hard cock, wit an unzipped fly. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With his balls full of superior sperm, and maybe seconds too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The grunting and groaning of each massive hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney Big Dicked Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in denim, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of condoms he had flung on his back, And he looked like a perfect Stud, just massaging his erect pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His smiling mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the perfect teeth as white as the snow. 
The stump of his cock-pipe he held tight in his hand, And the bit of pre-cum leaking and large balls proved he was a real man. He had broad shoulders and a nice tight belly, That heaved and pulsated, as my knees turned to jelly!

He was erect and primed, and cock sure of himself, And I squirted and moaned when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I should show him my bed.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled up my pussy, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of my clit, And giving a nod, he pounded away at my wet slit!
He banged and pounded and fucked away, inside my pussy which was quite splayed, And I was thrilled and coming from finally getting layed. But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas Vanessa, hope your cuckold enjoys the "extra thick and sticky egg nog" I left him to lick up and to all a great cuckold good-night!" 

(God, I'm bored.) :)

His Cock Punched Her Prostate?

Her prostate?
Really?  :)
 
 
 
Meanwhile...somewhere in Canada...:)
 

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

All The News That's *Not* Fit To Print! :)

 

 
Another great actor lost to alcohol and drugs.
 
 
A Gazelle entered a shop in Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family.
 
 
Adam Hill, Sigiriya, Sri Lanka.

 
 
 
 
 
Christmas gift? I got your "gift" right here Santa.  :)