HavaCat.

My husband is a bit...dense sometimes. My neighbor is off on vacation and she asked me to check on her cat. I'm sort of the pet sitter for the neighbors so its a regular thing. Anyway, she's Jewish, from Israel, and her name is "Hava". 

I left myself a note on the counter next to her keys which said "Hava Cat". My husband saw it, and being...how he is...asked me why I wanted him to "Have a Cat". It took me a moment until I realized he saw the note and thought it was a directive with typos.

One more reason why there are so many...beatings.  :)