Cuckolded by Santa on Christmas?

                                      

Or are they pulling a train?

Orgy? Free for all?

I have questions. 🤣😁

Facesitting Bicycle Seat with Glue Huffing FloridaMan. 🤣

                           

This guy, no name will be mentioned (I never, ever, EVER, disclose names or identities of people that write to me) whom I harass about sniffing glue and paint while he's doing woodwork, (probably true) and also lives in Florida (beautiful state, but some areas have some bat guano crazy ass people) sent me this song below, about, what appears to be a desire for facesitting, but the lyrics are tamed down...so to speak. We really need to get more mental health funding for...Glue and Paint Huffing Floridians.  😁

 

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Speaking of Florida, and I was, Trumpie and Muskie, two born rich beta males, (Bloviation aside, Trump has always been a beta male. Soft, weak, insecure, typical bottom submissive. Not sure why anyone is surprised he's capitulating to another born rich beta...meaning Muskie.) how's that whole...ripping off the poor for the Oligarchs' thing going? 

Another thing that has been a typical disappointing surprise, Trumpie made the cover of Time Magazine as "Person of the Year". The credulous simpletons that voted for him, being dumber than a pile of trash, think it's a "compliment". They're unaware that it simply means someone that was in a lot of news articles, made headlines and had a large impact on the world, without meaning it was a good impact. A few past "winners" of that title were Ayatollah Khomeini, Joseph Stalin and good old Adolph Hitler. 

 

 

One of the reasons TwinkieTrump got so much press was some patriotic (but unhinged and very bad marksman) guy took a shot at him. 

Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much. 

This meant TinyTesticledTrump had to play the sympathy card, by wearing an ear tampon bandage that was almost big enough to be a tarp that covers a baseball field.

 

 Anyway, beyond several of his nominees either not being confirmed and dropping out, or soon will be, he had the embarrassment of having two failures with the debt ceiling. Speaking of which, why is it that most Republicans don't seem to know that the debt ceiling is for money already spent and not for future spending? I mean, kids in 4th grade know this. I keep seeing them spewing we should: "Shutitdown and spen less muney!!"

The debt ceiling, is the total amount of money that the United States government can borrow to meet its existing legal obligations. For the Treasury Department to borrow above that amount, the limit must be raised by Congress. 

It's to raise the ceiling to borrow more money to pay bills and debt for money already spent. Our current national debt is $36.19 Trillion dollars, of which much of that was for Bush's two failed wars and Reagan, Bush 41, Bush 43 and Trump's tax cuts for the rich. But, you know, most Republicans, never reading any actual news, don't know this and still believe in the myth that the GOP is "fiscally conservative". Just like how they believe the myth that the GOP has "family values" and that Trump exemplifies those values. You know, cuz being a tax cheat, a draft dodger, convicted of multiple felonies, having 5 kids from three "baby mommas", being a rapist, a sexual molester, paying for a plethora of abortions, going bankrupt 6 times, being a traitor, a seditionist, treason, trying to overthrow democracy, being a pathological liar...stand up "values" right? Oh wait..they do match much of the GOP so...never mind, lol. Talking to most modern day Republicans is like talking to a speed bump, with the exception that, a speed bump...can learn. 

Anyway, went off on a rant there...but apparently FloridaMan wants some chick to use his face like a...bicycle seat.  

 

End of post...and thank God for that. 

What the Hell is an Alpha Male/Female?

From the Internet...

An alpha male refers to the most dominant, powerful, or assertive male in a group, often characterized by strong leadership qualities, confidence, and a tendency to take charge.

 An alpha female is a woman who is powerful, successful, and often in a leadership role. She is often described as confident, bold, and assertive, and is not afraid to take charge. 

I'm contemplating this as...you know, I've been reading news articles. Globally there are a plethora of idiots, men, doing idiotic things. Creating havoc, screwing things up, roaring, bellowing, bloviating, bombing, bitching, being bombastic, all of them strutting around claiming to be "Alpha Men".

I'm also contemplating this as...you know, I've been reading a plethora of social media posts, from morons, women, doing moronic things. Creating problems, screwing things up, division, drama, distress, debt, devilish, dastardly deeds, all of them strutting around claiming to be "Alpha Women".

Okay, so what does that really mean? 

Does that mean he/she is a good person?

A good mother or father?

A good son or daughter?

A good brother or sister?

A good driver?

An honest boss or employee?

A good lover?

Kind to others?

A good steward of the land and the planet?

Honest in business and in paying their debts and taxes?

Benevolent and forgiving and altruistic?

Is this "alphamism" (yeah I know, not a word, just made it up) actually good for society, for them, for their freinds and family and for humanity? Or is it really just a childish form of "me/me/me" as in...seeking all the attention, praise, toys, money, land, material possessions and pretty much just being a selfish jackass? What are they leaving behind? What is their legacy? Is there anything noble in their fate?

We interrupt this "blogcast" for the following message...

Annnnd, we're back!   😁

See what I did there? I mentioned in a previous post about "retiring" from political type posts, but the thing is...writing about any social or moral or ethical topic, one can not ignore one of the most useless and disgusting dickheads on the planet, or at least in the political sphere. 

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A lady that has worked for us for years, just gave birth today. A healthy 6 lb, 10 oz boy. 

It's almost the year 2025. Assuming good fortune and health, and improvements in medical science, this person could live to be 100 years old. That would be the year...2125. 

What will the world be like? What will society be like? Will America still exist as we know it now? Better? Worse? What will the environment be like? What will transpire over the next 50 or 100 years? What sort of "Alpha" leaders, male, female, trans, whatever and whomever, will be "alphaizing" (yeah, made that one up as well) and what sort of world will they be working towards? Greed? War? Ego? Self enrichment? Or the opposite? Equality, health, peace, compassion, sympathy, and helping fellow man and woman kind? 

If there is any truth to the saying/scripture/mantra: 

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."

Then isn't that the opposite of an "Alpha"?

Being "meek"...

Would that not be beta?

But if so called Alphas are really just immature, selfish, narcissistic jackasses, aren't we better off with betas? Of if so called betas are more intellectually developed and emotionally mature, would that not make them better, ergo more top dog, meaning "Alpha"? Are the two, or our current perception of those traits and characteristics, in reality, reversed?

Fuck me...I just hurt my own brain, lol. I thought this post was going to be about Alpha Cocks and Alpha Sexually Dominant Women...but somewhere, somehow, I stepped off the curb so...all is lost now. Guess I'll try that post another time. 😁

Horny Slut Seeks Cock. :)

                             

Someone sent me this. Just between us, I think the guy needs "help" (and yeah, he'll probably read this, which is why I'm saying it, lol) but it's beyond stupid and as a side note, I'm rather jealous of her options and the ability to have a Stable of Studs at beck and call. There is a dearth of dick (Dick Darth?) around here, living in a small area, wanting to be discrete, having sort of high standards, not just any guy will work. One of the downsides to being in a rural area or a small city or town. Anyway, I might need to do a Go Fund Me for the guy that sent this, to get him some meds as...where in the living fuck did he even come up with this? Joking about that, I think he has money (a good, $3 or $4 dollars anyway) but maybe spends too much time huffing paint and glue or something. Anyway, enjoy.  :) 

   

(Edited Portion)

Someone just contacted me and told me this is from a Mel Brooks movie, which I never saw. I know I'm odd, but I've watched very little TV in my life, and seen very few movies. No Cable, no Satellite, never seen a Netflix, no nothing of that nature, ever. Used to rent movies, a few comedies, but mostly documentaries, and I do watch same on YouTube while riding my bike or stretching, doing Pilates, Yoga etc...but for the most part, nope, which is why I'm usually ignorant to a lot of related cultural references and so on. I read, write, work, workout, cook, volunteer, bitch about politics, rant, read, eat, sleep, read, sometimes have sex (see above, dearth of dick) jog, hike, swim, play with my dogs and cats, read, and then sometimes when I have free time I...read.   :) 

 

Chastity: 2025 Fetish of the Year. 😁

Clips 4 Sale Announces 2025 Fetish of the Year: “Chastity” 

The history of chastity belts is complex. The exact origins of chastity belts are unclear, but some believe they were first made in Italy in the 14th century. 

The first detailed mention of what could be a chastity belt in the West was in Konrad Kyeser von Eichstätt's Bellifortis (1405). However, some say that von Eichstätt's description was tongue-in-cheek.

   Male chastity devices: Patent records of male chastity devices date back over 100 years. In 2004, Mardid inventor Gines Sanchez Gomez patented a padlocked chastity tube

Blue Balls...

The medical term for "blue balls" is epididymal hypertension. A condition that occurs when blood builds up in the testicles after prolonged sexual arousal without ejaculation which can cause the testicles to ache and sometimes appear blue. 

Twas the Night before Christmas Cuckold Poem. :)

                               

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It is an annual tradition for me to repost this. I wrote it a few years ago (like 10 years ago) and repost it every Christmas because I am waaaay to lame and lazy to write a new one. :)

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(My husband is out of town again. God, I'm bored. So as we are getting inundated with Christmas.....everything....carols, ads, sales, music, shows etc, I heard part of the original and decided to take a couple moments to rewrite it to suit my Christmas wish list. The fact that one of my lovers names is Nick, made it even more accurate.)

Make me Come ! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through my home Not a cuckold was stirring, not even a moan. My stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that my lover soon would be there.

My cuckold was nestled all snug in his bed, While nightmares of used condoms danced in his head. And me in my ‘slutgear', and having a night cap, Had given up on my Bull, and settled for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my vibrator to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and began fingering my gash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, My lovers car, coming ever so near.

With a well hung driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Bick Dicked Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called out my name! "Now Hotwife! Now, Cougar! Now, Slut-Chick and Vixen! On, Cock! On, Balls! On ride me to Blitzen! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now strip away! Disrobe away! Tear away all!"

As dry as an unused pussy is before the wild hurricane fly, Which moistens quickly meet with a hard cock, wit an unzipped fly. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With his balls full of superior sperm, and maybe seconds too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The grunting and groaning of each massive hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney Big Dicked Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in denim, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of condoms he had flung on his back, And he looked like a perfect Stud, just massaging his erect pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His smiling mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the perfect teeth as white as the snow. The stump of his cock-pipe he held tight in his hand, And the bit of pre-cum leaking and large balls proved he was a real man. He had broad shoulders and a nice tight belly, That heaved and pulsated, as my knees turned to jelly!

He was erect and primed, and cock sure of himself, And I squirted and moaned when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I should show him my bed.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled up my pussy, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of my clit, And giving a nod, he pounded away at my wet slit! He banged and pounded and fucked away, inside my pussy which was quite splayed, And I was thrilled and coming from finally getting layed. But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas Vanessa, hope your cuckold enjoys the "extra thick and sticky egg nog" I left him to lick up and to all a great cuckold good-night!"

(God, I'm bored.) :) 

How to cross a room...if you must. 

I made it all the way across, didn't trip, not even once.  

So proud of myself, lol.  

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That's what she said. :)