It's Trophy Day!!! :)

 

I'm always amused when various groups and organizations hand out awards and trophies...to themselves. Over the weekend one of our local newspapers had articles about all the awards they received, from some local newspaper group, wherein they themselves are voters on who wins the awards. So essentially, they voted to give themselves some awards. Broadcasters Associations do it, Hollywood does it, sometimes sports leagues do it...so screw it, I am hereby giving myself a fuckton of trophies. I've done this before, because I'm bored, and it's so arrogant and silly, it amuses me.  :) 

I mean, check out this trophy...for a high level of lameass stupidity. 

And no matter what anyone says, I still contend this guy deserves some kind of trophy. 

Anyway...back to me...which is what this post is about lol...

Award for being a Cock and Ball tease. 

Award for being rude and caustic. 

Award for giving handjobs, to various lovers. 

Ah yes, one of my favorites, the Golden Taco Award for...eating Tacos. 

The horses ass (or donkey, aka a jackass) award for being a...jackass. 

The just for the fuck of it and with no specific reason award...

MILF award. I am not a MILF and as you can see, I stole the fucking thing, lol. 

 

The Worst Blog Post Ever Award....which I proudly award myself. 

The "Bomb Ass Pussy" Award, which has yet to be made via the sculptor.  

Okay, I need to go get a life and find something productive to do.   :)