21-year-old pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati became an instant viral phenomenon after an incident involving his crotch. He missed his target height and knocked down the pole with his bulge, which caused him to fail his qualifying track for the final. The scene left commentators scrambling to find words but it quickly sparked memes and jokes all over social media.
He Cock Blocked Himself from the Gold.
He can store that "pole" in my "vault" anytime.
The Pole versus Pole Battle.
Plenty of women now want to "vault" themselves on his "pole".
Self racked in the balls, by a pole, while jumping a pole.
Holy Pole Batman!
His bulge barged in and polls are clear, nice pole.
He should get some sort of Honorable Mention Gold Medal...just because.
The Golden Pole Award?
No doubt his phone is ringing nonstop now...modeling agents, women, gay men, offers, offers, offers. Nice looking guy, talented, young, fit, in shape, well hung...this might be the best thing that ever happened to his career, and social life. :)
Cute and has a nice big cock *licks lips*
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Ms. Vanessa.
ReplyDeleteThank You for such an interesting post. i've shared it with D and She was disappointed that She missed this portion of the Olympics and is not busy looking for a "replay" somewhere on line! She teased me that were i a pole vaulter, if my crotch were to come close to the bar, my chastity cage would be the culprit and not my tiny pole.
Respectfully,
sissy terrie
"Tiny pole?" Ahh yes...the "Junior Olympics". :)
Deletemore of us men wish we had his problem but alas that is why we are cuckolds and submissive husbands to hot dominant women such as yourself.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's a dirty, disgusting, degrading, and humiliating job...but someone has to do it. And as you are well "qualified" (sarcasm) there you go. :)
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