Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Werds... :)

Me...taking a nap. :)  





The violating books in question would be any items relating to "the study of sex, sexual preferences, sexual activity, sexual perversion, sex-based classifications, sexual identity, or gender identity or books that are of a sexual nature," according to the bill's text.

Uneducated fearful people, banning books so their uneducated fearful children, will remain uneducated and fearful. What could possibly be wrong with that? #MAGA!!  :) 



I sort of get the feeling, the IRS stooges don't quite understand how "crime" works.  :) 

 







Can they open doors? Take out the trash? Operate a screwdriver or make me a screwdriver? :)


Whomever made this meme...has a valid point. Another example I always find baffling is how most people like "lesbian sex" but many of the same people freak out over "gay" sex. Both are same sex, homosexual acts. Makes no sense. :)





Not Flexing...is the Ultimate Flex.  :)


When it's your stop, and the doors open to this.

  

Arnold Schwarzenegger talking about whether he is a self made man.

 

GUITAR 🎸 in Library. 


Saturday, December 25, 2021

Yep... :)



Hey, let this hottie with her hot hormones hookup with a he-man hooker.  :)



This Kittie...is up to no good. :) 

  


The main conversation should be...what the hell is wrong with fundamentalists that believe the Bible is the inerrant "word of God" when it has been revised, translated, amended, adopted, adapted, changed, rewitten, millions of times...and oh yea, it was also simply written by a bunch of dudes during the very dark so called "classical age"?  :)  


Dick Burger? I'm glad they got a raise, but who the hell wants...a Dick Burger. :)


What can I say? Its been a slow day for me. I mean, I usually have "better numbers". :)  


While whomever wrote the text on this meme is rude, there indeed is a striking resemblance. The eyes, nose and mouth are nearly identical. So that raises the question, what features make one "beautiful" versus average or even "less" than average? 








Cardinal coming in for a landing. 


Father Frost and the Snow Maiden, take the Russian Metro. 


He...is soooo mad.  :) 


Venus Callipyge. 

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger donated 25 Tiny Homes to Homeless Veterans.   

 

An *actual* Republican, helping others, helping society, doing good things, being a humanitarian and not running around blathering "ThankYewFurYurService" like a fool, not a Trump cult member, not a Fascist, proving someone can be in the GOP, and not be a selfish greedy dickhead.  :)

Friday, December 24, 2021

Twas the Night before Christmas Cuckold Poem. :)

  How to cross a room...if you must. I made it all the way across, didn't trip, not even once. 
So proud of myself, lol.  :)

 

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It is now an annual tradition for me to repost this. I wrote it a few years ago and repost it every Christmas because I am wayyyy to lame and lazy to write a new one. :)

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(My husband is out of town again. God, I'm bored. So as we are getting inundated with Christmas.....everything....carols, ads, sales, music, shows etc, I heard part of the original and decided to take a couple moments to rewrite it to suit my Christmas wish list. The fact that one of my lovers names is Nick, made it even more accurate.)

Make me Come ! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through my home Not a cuckold was stirring, not even a moan. My stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that my lover soon would be there.

My cuckold was nestled all snug in his bed, While nightmares of used condoms danced in his head. And me in my ‘slutgear', and having a night cap, Had given up on my Bull, and settled for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my vibrator to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and began fingering my gash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But my lovers car, coming ever so near.

With a well hung driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Bick Dicked Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called out my name! "Now Hotwife! Now, Cougar! Now, Slut-Chick and Vixen! On, Cock! On, Balls! On ride me to Blitzen! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now strip away! Disrobe away! Tear away all!"

As dry as an unused pussy is before the wild hurricane fly, Which moistens quickly meet with a hard cock, wit an unzipped fly. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With his balls full of superior sperm, and maybe seconds too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The grunting and groaning of each massive hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney Big Dicked Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in denim, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of condoms he had flung on his back, And he looked like a perfect Stud, just massaging his erect pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His smiling mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the perfect teeth as white as the snow. The stump of his cock-pipe he held tight in his hand, And the bit of pre-cum leaking and large balls proved he was a real man. He had broad shoulders and a nice tight belly, That heaved and pulsated, as my knees turned to jelly!

He was erect and primed, and cock sure of himself, And I squirted and moaned when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I should show him my bed.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled up my pussy, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of my clit, And giving a nod, he pounded away at my wet slit! He banged and pounded and fucked away, inside my pussy which was quite splayed, And I was thrilled and coming from finally getting layed. But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas Vanessa, hope your cuckold enjoys the "extra thick and sticky egg nog" I left him to lick up and to all a great cuckold good-night!"

(God, I'm bored.) :) 

Monday, December 20, 2021

Post...of the Blog. :)

 

This...would pretty much be me.  :)


 


Christmas photos with Santa...not what they used to be.  :)

 

Good for you Jeni!   :)



Sex cartoons are cool and interesting and all that...but no one, ever, anywhere, should ever compare themselves to something or someone they see in a movie, on TV, in print, in art and especially porn. Take care of yourselves, better yourself, love yourself and be who you are. :)

 

Sheesh. Where do they find these morons... :)

 

Do they sell them by the dozen?  :)

 

That is one obtuse "puppy".  :)

 

Never even heard of this GOP douchebag but....yea, lol. :)



Christmas gift idea...for the underendowed. :)


 

I don't know why I find this amusing...this is Kim Jong Un's private jet. 
His pillows match my bedspread and pillows. 
Yea, I'm bored. :)



Dua Lipa. Not sure the boots match the outfit, but I like them anyway. 





 



The infamous CVS receipt...put to good use.  :)



 

The worlds worst hide and seek playing animal.  




  

  

Future old maid, right here...and she will be a very bitter one. I bet she's pissed all the time, stares in the mirror a lot (the mirror always lies), drinks a lot of cheap wine, and wears out vibrators. :)