OK, so I will tell you my true first time masturbation story. It's embarrassing, thus "anon". I was a latch key kid and liked the idea of being a semi naked "Indian". So I made this makeshift loincloth, essentially just barely covering my bits. If professional, it would be a "posing pouch". Anyway, I started messing around in the bathroom and I was climbing around on the shower. I was light enough to hang on and then I accidentally swing the shower door toward me and felt the sensation on my penis. You know, like how it feels "funny" during the rope climbing in gym? That kind of feeling. I started moving it back and forth. Remember, my cock is covered in the improvised loin cloth. It felt better and better. I ejaculated. I remember feeling so relieved that my male parts worked. So it's not that out of the ordinary to say that I lost my virginity to a shower door. To this day, I really do enjoy primitive sex role playing (e.g., skimpy clothes, weird rituals, harem, etc.).
OK, so I will tell you my true first time masturbation story. It's embarrassing, thus "anon". I was a latch key kid and liked the idea of being a semi naked "Indian". So I made this makeshift loincloth, essentially just barely covering my bits. If professional, it would be a "posing pouch". Anyway, I started messing around in the bathroom and I was climbing around on the shower. I was light enough to hang on and then I accidentally swing the shower door toward me and felt the sensation on my penis. You know, like how it feels "funny" during the rope climbing in gym? That kind of feeling. I started moving it back and forth. Remember, my cock is covered in the improvised loin cloth. It felt better and better. I ejaculated. I remember feeling so relieved that my male parts worked. So it's not that out of the ordinary to say that I lost my virginity to a shower door. To this day, I really do enjoy primitive sex role playing (e.g., skimpy clothes, weird rituals, harem, etc.).
ReplyDeleteSo...you have an active imagination, urges, impulses, a healthy sex drive, welcome to humanity...Tonto! :)
DeleteHello miss Chaland,
ReplyDeleteLove the piece.
It would be very handy for my wife, lifting up the backside for a nice 'good boy' spanking.
Kind regards,
Marco (from Lindsay)
Thank you. :)
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