I like the monikers people used for the follow 3 photos.
plaidandredlipstick
hussyknee
And my personal favorite...
backdoorteenmom :)
Entitled Clueless Dumbass....Writes a Review.
Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?
Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.
A woman is allegedly seeking a divorce from her husband because he loves her too much. Khaleej Times reports that an unnamed Gulf national reportedly complained to a Shariah court in Fujairah because her husband “never yelled at me or turned me down.” According to the woman's husband, he cooked, cleaned and doted on his wife. “I was choked by extreme love and affection,” she told the court. “He even helped me clean the house.” The woman supposedly wished to have more arguments and said her husband was easily pushed around. She allegedly complained about his weight at one point in their yearlong marriage, and he responded by exercising until his leg suffered a fracture. Despite the woman's appeal, the husband reportedly requested that the court advise his wife to withdraw the divorce case. The court ordered an adjournment to give the couple a chance to work things out.
How many women would love, love, love to have a hardworking, dedicated, supportive, polite and loyal husband like this? Billions...billions of women, would love it.
Me.
Sans pants.
Me.
With "pants". :)
I'll bet your butt would look adorable in bloomers:)
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