Tuesday, July 30, 2019

It's My Birthday!!! And I got Presents!!! :)

 Thankfully, my girlfriends are twisted, perverted, demented, and hilarious.  :)

Combination vibrator and lighter. 
It refills through the tip of the dick.



 

Tiny Dick coloring book. 
Now I just need some tiny little crayons.  :)




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8 comments:

  1. Funny KaarenJuly 30, 2019 at 11:50 PM

    Happy Birthday Ms. Vanessa!!!! I'm actually astonished to learn that you and I share the same birthday!!!
    When I was a boy I would get underwear as a present and I hated it.....now I get much prettier undies and it makes me so happy!!!!
    Kisses
    Kaaren

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  2. Poppet SubslutJuly 31, 2019 at 11:08 AM

    Happy birthday Vanessa - love your gifts! and can't believe you and Kaaren share the same date! Small world.

    p
    x

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    1. vanessachalandJuly 31, 2019 at 1:12 PM

      Thank you. Don't believe Kaaren though. That slut claims every day as her birthday...with the hopes of getting a Birthday spanking and a cock-shaped cake. :)

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  3. AnonymousAugust 2, 2019 at 3:26 AM

    Happy B Day! Missey. May you "come" across many large cocks in the coming year!

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  4. Karl-OliverAugust 2, 2019 at 11:22 PM

    Happy birthday ! May this year be more satifying for you (in every ways) than the last one.

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